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How many surgeries is normal for an adult to have in their lifetime?

Posted on 8/29/18 at 12:27 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7833 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 12:27 pm
I have had quite a bit and need some more.

I've had surgery on my knee (x2), shoulder, appendix and butthole. Will need a knee replacement w/in 5 years.

Multiple ESI's in my neck but I'm not counting that shite.

And yet I still feel like a college kid.

Don't get old, bro.
Posted by jsk020
Nola
Member since Jan 2013
1781 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

butthole


yikes
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30434 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 12:27 pm to
tree fitty
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21073 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 12:29 pm to
Depends on genetics. Depends on how people treat their body.

I’ve had one - tonsils out when I was a kid.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74579 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 12:29 pm to
I’ve had three, one on my left hand, two open heart. I hope I’m done with surgery.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 12:29 pm to
Had 5 and due another for a battery change out at any time before the first of the year.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45526 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 12:30 pm to
5

With 4 coming after 50.
Posted by Stevo
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
12584 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 12:30 pm to
Is neck surgery related to your butthole surgery? Did you have your head up your arse?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179896 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 12:31 pm to
the day i need a surgery on my butthole is the day i kiss my kids goodbye and wish them well.
Posted by MaHittaMaHitta
Member since May 2014
3199 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 12:32 pm to
I've only had 2: wisdom teeth and tonsils
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106050 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 12:32 pm to
SO's brother has something like an addiction to surgery. He has spinal problems, but will opt for a procedure when given the choice between it and conservative treatment. He's looking at a neck fusion next.
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
88415 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 12:32 pm to
I've had 3 major surgeries (meniscus tear, tommy john and a secondary to the TJ) and 1 minor surgery (on my ear).
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 12:32 pm to
Knee for an ACL....that is all I've had
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6538 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

And yet I still feel like a college kid.


Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 8/29/18 at 12:33 pm to
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86142 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 12:33 pm to
quote:

and butthole

Did you have him add an extra stitch to tighten it up?
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104452 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 12:33 pm to


I'm late 30s and have had two surgeries. Knee reconstruction, and wisdom teeth removal.

Hopefully that's all for a while.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 12:33 pm to
Tell us more about your butthole surgery
Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2015
8851 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 12:33 pm to
One on my knee and one on my shoulder is enough for me. I hate being put under.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64664 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 12:34 pm to
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and wisdom teeth removal.



Does that really count?
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