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re: How many surgeries is normal for an adult to have in their lifetime?
Posted on 8/29/18 at 1:35 pm to Slippy
Posted on 8/29/18 at 1:35 pm to Slippy
I don’t know if I count wisdom teeth personally as I just had regular IV sedation.
So besides that...I’ve had two surgeries in the past year. Possibly will need more in the next few months.
So besides that...I’ve had two surgeries in the past year. Possibly will need more in the next few months.
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Posted on 8/29/18 at 1:38 pm to lsunurse
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Possibly will need more in the next few months.
Hope they go well!
Posted on 8/29/18 at 1:39 pm to HoustonChick86
Thanks! Fingers crossed I won’t need them at all.
Posted on 8/29/18 at 1:40 pm to HoustonChick86
How in the frick did he get away with just slipping in something about butthole surgery?
Definitely gonna need more info on that one.
Definitely gonna need more info on that one.
Posted on 8/29/18 at 1:43 pm to terd ferguson
Maybe he had a really bad perirectal abcsess with lots of thick yellow purulent drainage and he needed surgery to further drain the abscess and pack it?
Vanilla pudding anyone?
Vanilla pudding anyone?
Posted on 8/29/18 at 1:44 pm to lsunurse
Posted on 8/29/18 at 1:45 pm to terd ferguson
Fun fact:
My butthole surgery was performed by Dave Treen, Jr., son of the former governor.
(And relax, man. It was a routine procedure. Did you know they put you on the operating table on your knees?)
My butthole surgery was performed by Dave Treen, Jr., son of the former governor.
(And relax, man. It was a routine procedure. Did you know they put you on the operating table on your knees?)
Posted on 8/29/18 at 1:45 pm to lsunurse
I would eat the shite of some vanilla pudding
Posted on 8/29/18 at 1:48 pm to terd ferguson
Me too terd.
Don’t ever go out to eat with nurses if you are easily grossed out.
Or vanilla chocolate swirl and we can discuss purulent drainage mixed with stool.
Don’t ever go out to eat with nurses if you are easily grossed out.
Or vanilla chocolate swirl and we can discuss purulent drainage mixed with stool.
Posted on 8/29/18 at 1:49 pm to Slippy
Before you reach a geriatric age, I would think anywhere from 0-4 is normal.
Tonsillectomy, appendectomy, tubes in the ears, etc are all normal, along with anything related to injuries such as scopes, pins, etc.
Butthole surgery though? Yeah that’s in a different league. Bad hemorrhoids or was the guy too rough on you?
Tonsillectomy, appendectomy, tubes in the ears, etc are all normal, along with anything related to injuries such as scopes, pins, etc.
Butthole surgery though? Yeah that’s in a different league. Bad hemorrhoids or was the guy too rough on you?
Posted on 8/29/18 at 1:50 pm to lsunurse
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Don’t ever go out to eat with nurses if you are easily grossed out.
Why? Do they all have bad BO?
Posted on 8/29/18 at 1:52 pm to LSUBoo
No, we have no qualms about talking about gross stuff while eating. Doesn’t bother us at all.
I can discuss diarrhea in a patient while eating chocolate pudding and think nothing of it.
I can discuss diarrhea in a patient while eating chocolate pudding and think nothing of it.
Posted on 8/29/18 at 1:57 pm to lsunurse
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I can discuss diarrhea in a patient while eating chocolate pudding and think nothing of it.
This is hot.
Posted on 8/29/18 at 2:16 pm to Slippy
I'm 50 and have had only two (and one of those was 5 weeks ago).
I had shoulder surgery eight years ago and had my bicep re-attached to my forearm back in July.
I had shoulder surgery eight years ago and had my bicep re-attached to my forearm back in July.
Posted on 8/29/18 at 2:21 pm to Slippy
Haven’t had one yet but only 30 years old. Dad is in his 60s and has never had surgery
Posted on 8/29/18 at 2:23 pm to lsunurse
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I can discuss diarrhea in a patient while eating chocolate pudding and think nothing of it.
Having a kid does the same thing. Poop talk is totally normal now.
Posted on 8/29/18 at 2:23 pm to Slippy
Mid-30s and so far I've had tonsils & adenoids removed and my gallbladder removed. Not counting wisdom teeth.
I do consider the tonsils/adenoids as real surgery, however, because it was way back in the day and I actually spent a night in the hospital afterwards. It wasn't in and out at a surgery center like it would be today.
I do consider the tonsils/adenoids as real surgery, however, because it was way back in the day and I actually spent a night in the hospital afterwards. It wasn't in and out at a surgery center like it would be today.
Posted on 8/29/18 at 2:24 pm to Slippy
2ish?
I had my gallbladder removed. Does that count as a surgery?
I had my gallbladder removed. Does that count as a surgery?
Posted on 8/29/18 at 2:28 pm to lsunurse
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Or vanilla chocolate swirl and we can discuss purulent drainage mixed with stool.
Posted on 8/29/18 at 2:55 pm to Slippy
You should preface with age as well.
I'm 56 and, since you're not counting wisdom teeth, have had 1, gall bladder, as an adult. As a youth (2nd grade) I had hernia surgery. That's about it for me.
I'm 56 and, since you're not counting wisdom teeth, have had 1, gall bladder, as an adult. As a youth (2nd grade) I had hernia surgery. That's about it for me.
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