re: How long until you can fart in front of your SO?

I say wait until 6 months in. After that, she needs to start seeing the real you.

Married for 26 years and never have farted in her presence. Almost burst open many times but never gave in. If in the bed, I'd get out and get to the bathroom or another room. Oh, she has heard them but that's about it.

Man law. You shall not fart in the presence of a woman until you have given her an orgasm

After I sleep with a girl I will bust arse in front of her. Nothing to lose at that point.

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How long until you can fart in front of your SO?

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I've always based it on level of comfort, not a timeline.

Now I won't just cropdust a lady for the hell of it...

But I'm also not gonna burst a blood vessel sitting in pain trying to clench my sphincter tighter than Fort Knox while beads of sweat form on my forehead.

And I don't try to hide it with a hopeful quasi-clenching silent release because theres a fine line between silent release and shitty pants.

For me, if it's bad, I stop whatever we're doing and tell her to wait a minute, walk a few paces away as a courtesy, then sound off as obvious as I can.

Leg lift, deep inhale, whole nine yards.


In the moment it becomes my way of saying "Yes this happens. And it may or may not happen again. Time will tell."

Then I walk back as if nothing happened.

It's an awkward moment for sure, but it's never been a big deal after a minute or two and maybe a small laugh/comment..

To test the relationship, fart with the car windows up and locked. If she endures your fart until it disapates, then this is true love.

People who don't fart in front of their long time SO, especially if been married for decades, are freaking weird.

I farted very loud in the car within 5 minutes of picking my wife up for our first date 14 years ago. I said " we just need to go ahead and get that out of the way. I think farts are natural and hilarious. I will do this every time I can and as loud as I can without shitting myself. Only I know where that threshold is based on internal pressure readings and to be honest, I have misread the data before. I will do it in public for shock value and in bed while imprisoning you in a cocoon of covers. I prefer you do the same should our other interest prove compatible."

This x1000!!!