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re: How long until you can fart in front of your SO?
Posted on 2/19/16 at 2:38 pm to SouthMSReb
Posted on 2/19/16 at 2:38 pm to SouthMSReb
I tried to dutch oven my gf the first time we had sex (second date) but I accidentally projectile diarrhea'd all over her and the bed. Some of it even got on the ceiling. The frickin ceiling man
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Posted on 2/19/16 at 2:40 pm to Jim Rockford
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So you never fall asleep with her in the room? That takes a lot of dedication.
First. no...I almost never do. Our clocks have always been way different. I barely sleep and she's always asleep before me.
Second though...are you talking have I ever in my sleep? I mean...probably, but that wasn't really what he was asking was it? I assumed it was purposefully letting one go knowing she was present. Again...never have.
Now...being the swell dad I am, I'll do that quite often when my two boys are around usually to get a laugh, but I honestly can't imagine purposefully doing that with my wife there.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 2:41 pm to SouthMSReb
She was the first one to fart in front of me. We were hanging out in her room and she had to walk over me and I heard a noise, but I ignored it. She's not one to be embarrassed by such things, so later on after we had a few drinks she said "You don't know it, but I totally farted in front of you earlier today". I said "Oh, I know it alright!"
We had a good laugh. Now, she still tries to keep them in and I never hear her fart. Me, well...I try to keep them in too, because I don't want to be a caveman. But I will let them rip if I'm uncomfortable. But I don't point them at her guns hot.
We had a good laugh. Now, she still tries to keep them in and I never hear her fart. Me, well...I try to keep them in too, because I don't want to be a caveman. But I will let them rip if I'm uncomfortable. But I don't point them at her guns hot.
This post was edited on 2/19/16 at 2:42 pm
Posted on 2/19/16 at 2:41 pm to Grim
so she fricked the shite out of you
Posted on 2/19/16 at 2:41 pm to SouthMSReb
4 years in and only one unintentional
Posted on 2/19/16 at 2:42 pm to Perrydawg
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I desecrated my SO now my wife's bathroom after we had been together about 6 months. We went out to eat for my moms birthday at a Japanese steakhouse and by the time I was driving back to her apartment, I was sweating and white knuckling the steering wheel. I knew that if I did not shite at her apartment then I would never make it to mine. After the sounds she heard coming from that bathroom there was nothing left to the imagination.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 2:42 pm to SouthMSReb
My current gf pissed herself in front of me on accident from laughing before we started dating, so all bets were pretty much off on the gaseous releases front for me.
This post was edited on 2/19/16 at 2:54 pm
Posted on 2/19/16 at 2:44 pm to GeauxTigerTM
Sam with me my dad taught me to always try to leave the room out of respect.
We have 3 dogs that are usually in the rooms with us so if I can unload quietly then I go for it and blame the dogs.
But I do not just let one rip around her.
We have 3 dogs that are usually in the rooms with us so if I can unload quietly then I go for it and blame the dogs.
But I do not just let one rip around her.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 2:45 pm to SouthMSReb
I farted within the first 3 months. I think we were drunk.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 2:46 pm to Rhino5
it was full on Harry from dumb and dumber reenactment, to this day I don't eat at a Japanese Steakhouse for fear of shitting my pants before I can make it home.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 2:46 pm to GeauxTigerTM
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GeauxTigerTM
How long have you been a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints?
This post was edited on 2/19/16 at 3:02 pm
Posted on 2/19/16 at 2:51 pm to ManBearTiger
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Have long have you been a memeber of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints?
Might be one of the oddest things ever said to one of the most outspoken atheists on the board...so congrats on that.
Nothing like that. Like I said, I did that before...and that relationship was terrible. I'd like to assume that it was either a conscious attempt way back when on my part to not be a jackass in front of this girl I really did like, or maybe a subconscious one to not repeat mistakes of the past. Either way, I just never have.
Not sure why this is some huge surprise honestly. I mean, there are probably a shite ton of places I wouldn't fart out of respect for other people. Seems that would start at home...but the mileage of others clearly varies.
ETA: Just an FYI...I didn't down-vote you.
This post was edited on 2/19/16 at 2:52 pm
Posted on 2/19/16 at 2:56 pm to SouthMSReb
I try to excuse myself and leave the room. I was raised to be a gentleman. I don't think my SO has ever farted in front of me. She was raised to be a lady.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 3:44 pm to GeauxTigerTM
Never understood the lifelong withholders
Posted on 2/19/16 at 3:46 pm to saltybulldog
If y'all have been sleeping in the same bed, chances are high that y'all have farted on each other while asleep
Posted on 2/19/16 at 3:47 pm to SouthMSReb
If you fart and she flees, it was never meant to be.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 3:48 pm to SirSaintly
quote:She just poots on you during her sleep.
I don't think my SO has ever farted in front of me.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 3:51 pm to sjmabry
I dutch oven on the regular
Posted on 2/19/16 at 3:54 pm to SouthMSReb
I farted in front of my wife before I knew her name. It all depends on how high you want to set the bar.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:09 pm to SouthMSReb
About 16 seconds non-stop.
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