How long until you can fart in front of your SO?

It's how you should introduce yourself.

has she blew arse in front of you yet because once that barricade comes down then all bets are off.

I desecrated my SO now my wife's bathroom after we had been together about 6 months. We went out to eat for my moms birthday at a Japanese steakhouse and by the time I was driving back to her apartment, I was sweating and white knuckling the steering wheel. I knew that if I did not shite at her apartment then I would never make it to mine. After the sounds she heard coming from that bathroom there was nothing left to the imagination.

That should be the 1st test to see if she's in it for the long haul.

Blame it on the dog, then tell her you don't have a dog.

You've been on this website a little over two years and you held onto this thread until now. In our relationship, this thread is your fart and this was way too soon. You should have kept this fart in until you died, now everything is ruined.

First date. Get it all out in the open.

Just excuse yourself and walk 2 miles away and let 'er rip.

LOL i had a good laugh at this one.

My wife did not rip in front of me until two years into our marriage, at which point we'd been together for 5 1/2 years. No joke.

I think I blasted one a few months into our relationship.

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Been married 20 years and dated two before that...never have. For real.

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So you never fall asleep with her in the room? That takes a lot of dedication.