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re: How long until you can fart in front of your SO?
Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:10 pm to SouthMSReb
Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:10 pm to SouthMSReb
Never.
Unfortunately, it's never funny, it's always disgusting.
Unfortunately, it's never funny, it's always disgusting.
This post was edited on 2/19/16 at 4:11 pm
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Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:16 pm to GeauxTigerTM
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Been married 20 years and dated two before that...never have. For real.
Girl I dated and lived with before her...yeah, all the time. Turns out, I pretty much didn't respect her and kind of didn't even like her all that much.
Honestly...it hasn't been that big a deal to not be a pig in front of my wife...
Same scenario here.
First wife would rip arse all the time. I had no respect for herm not only because of that but it didn't help.
Been married to my wife for 10 years and I've never heard her fart and I can count on one hand how many times she's heard me. We have a wonderful relationship and I respect her more than anyone I know (not only because of that but it definitely helps)
Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:16 pm to SouthMSReb
I farted in front of my sister after like 2 months of us dating. Married her 5 years later
Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:17 pm to SouthMSReb
You're a beta if you're holding them in.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:27 pm to Mo Jeaux
If you're sleeping together you should be farting together. No secrets. If I can't be myself in front of someone we weren't meant to be together.
Also, had my first colonoscopy recently. Best. Farts. Ever.
Also, had my first colonoscopy recently. Best. Farts. Ever.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:29 pm to SouthMSReb
After she makes you toss her salad
Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:32 pm to shawnlsu
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Been married to my wife for 10 years and I've never heard her fart and I can count on one hand how many times she's heard me.
These threads always crack me up with stuff like this.
You're telling me not once in over 10 years you've never even accidentally let one slip in your own house? I call bullshite. And I guess you don't have kids, because there is no way a pregnant woman didn't fart at least once in front of you.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:39 pm to SouthMSReb
I would say until the first time she does and doesn't own up. It is war after that.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:51 pm to jrodLSUke
I misread the question at first as well 
. I thought it was "How long can you fart". I've never timed it, but I'm thinking the longest is probably a measly 5 seconds. Longer if her hearing it through the bathroom door counts.
. I thought it was "How long can you fart". I've never timed it, but I'm thinking the longest is probably a measly 5 seconds. Longer if her hearing it through the bathroom door counts. 
Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:28 pm to LNCHBOX
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You're telling me not once in over 10 years you've never even accidentally let one slip in your own house? I call bullshite. And I guess you don't have kids, because there is no way a pregnant woman didn't fart at least once in front of you.
Call bullshite all you want. We have a 2 year old and no I've never heard her fart. Sorry to disappoint you. Guess we were raised not to nasty and shite ourselves in front of other people.
ETA: my apologies. I did have a colonoscopy last year and she told me when I woke up that the Dr said I had to poot as much as possible for the rest of the day.
This post was edited on 2/19/16 at 5:31 pm
Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:32 pm to SouthMSReb
If you are calling them your SO then you can fart in their face
Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:34 pm to SouthMSReb
It depends on the relationship, for my current SO, it was about a 6 months in and we've been together since 2011. Neither of us are too prudish so we allow each other to be comfortable with each other. As a matter of fact, she has some form of IBS and absolutely can't eat onions any more unless they're red; while I ripped my sphincter trying to do a Jefferson Deadlift at 305 lbs and had to get surgery a few years ago. Our relationship has dealt with this topic more than most have to this point I'd guess.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:34 pm to SouthMSReb
honeymoon is a good time
Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:54 pm to Gevans17
I've been with my SO for ten years and have cut a few in front of her when it's just been the two of us in the house, and only when I'm uncomfortable.
I don't think she's ever failed to laugh. She thinks farts are funny.
Reading this thread, evidently that's unusual.
I don't think she's ever failed to laugh. She thinks farts are funny.
Reading this thread, evidently that's unusual.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 6:04 pm to SouthMSReb
Bout 2 months, my then gf, now wife. I was making a gumbo in her kitchen and tried to let one rip and accidentally shite on myself. I didn't realize she was behind me, she asked me if I was ok. I said no, I literally just shite on myself. She busted out laughing and I knew right then I'd marry her one day. Great love story, I know.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 6:06 pm to alajones
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Unfortunately, it's never funny, it's always disgusting.
It's always funny, everytime.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 6:44 pm to shawnlsu
Sucks for you. And you're still full of shite. Pregnant people get gas. There's no getting around it.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 6:50 pm to SouthMSReb
Until you get a dog you can blame.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 6:52 pm to Scooba
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Blame it on the dog, then tell her you don't have a dog
Sounds like a solid plan. This will be my go to move from here on out.
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