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How long do you give Blue Bayou after reopening?

Posted on 4/28/26 at 11:54 pm
Posted by King of New Orleans
In front of The Hungry Tiger
Member since Jul 2011
11018 posts
Posted on 4/28/26 at 11:54 pm
I see the new guy in charge posting a lot on TikTok showing the improvements they are making.

It looks good but realistically, how long do you give it?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134583 posts
Posted on 4/28/26 at 11:57 pm to
Depends on how they cultivate their clientele.

Pandering to ghetto trash will ruin it in short order.
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
17782 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 12:56 am to
They could put Disney World there and it would fail because the darkness consumes all.
Posted by DVinBR
Member since Jan 2013
15737 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 1:24 am to
how long before BR violence makes its way into it
This post was edited on 4/29/26 at 4:26 pm
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
10032 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 3:02 am to
quote:

ghetto trash will ruin it in short order.
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
4002 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 3:53 am to
Did they significantly raise their prices?
Posted by ElRoos
Member since Nov 2017
7914 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 3:59 am to
Gotta jump in the wave pool and get you a brain eating amoeba
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22595 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 4:23 am to
They're gonna need a metal detector
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31555 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 4:28 am to
I bet somebody could write a funny arse theme song for that place.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12641 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 4:45 am to
quote:

They're gonna need a metal detector


Here is an idea…

Make it a nude water park. Kind a hard to hide a gun without any clothes.

Or we can go the Archie Bunker route, pass out the pistols as you enter that way everyone returns fire if someone decides to shoot.
This post was edited on 4/29/26 at 5:08 am
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74781 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 5:26 am to
“I'm going back someday
Come what may
To Blue Bayou
Where the folks are fine
And the world is mine….”

(Co-written by Roy Orbison, btw)
Posted by Jason9782003
Member since Aug 2007
3735 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 5:40 am to
Chris Rock: "Grand opening; grand closing"
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
21833 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 5:44 am to
It will be as disgusting as ever within a month!
Posted by Dicky
Member since Jun 2017
646 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 5:49 am to
You can easily tell by the guy posting all the TikToks that he just ain’t it. He’s a freakin weirdo and full of shite.

All the cleaning and “renovations” are cheap and half assed in a desperate attempt to actually turn a profit. And we all know what type of people cheap and half assed attracts.

It will be a massive failure.
Posted by Oswald
South of the St. George Buffer Zone
Member since Aug 2011
4385 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 5:50 am to
Since they’re apparently doing exactly nothing to improve the traffic infrastructure at the I-10 exit and Highland/Old Perkins intersection, I hope it goes bankrupt after this season and never reopens.

Navigating that dumpster fire every day during the summer months makes me want to smash a bottle over my own head.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26320 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 6:15 am to
I give it until the saxophones play which won’t be long.
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
5799 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 6:19 am to
Saw a few guys in safety vests working on the slide closest to the Highland exit the other day. They looked pretty dedicated. Too bad it'll be all for naught
This post was edited on 4/29/26 at 6:38 am
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25814 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 6:35 am to
It’ll be as trashy as it always was in short order unless they invest in police details and a visible security presence. And eliminate the season pass or make it a lot more expensive so it cuts down on the park being summer day care for teens.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103903 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 6:38 am to
Depends how long it takes until someone decides to bring a gun with them to beef with someone.
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
13989 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 6:52 am to
They might as well change the name and get it over with-- Black Bayou
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