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re: How long do you give Blue Bayou after reopening?
Posted on 4/29/26 at 12:48 pm to auggie
Posted on 4/29/26 at 12:48 pm to auggie
quote:
I bet somebody could write a funny arse theme song for that place
You can lose your weave on the Tilt-a-Whirl,
And the wave pool's filled with Jeri-curl,
Blue Bayou, Blue Bayou,
If your credick's bad and you can't read,
If you always smell of stank arse weed,
Blue Bayou, Blue Bayou,
If your fifteen chirrens cause mayhem,
And not one of you can even swim,
Blue Bayou, Blue Bayou
If at any slight your group attacks,
Makes the bright folks want their money back,
Blue Bayouuuuuuuuuu!
This post was edited on 4/29/26 at 12:48 pm
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Posted on 4/29/26 at 12:49 pm to King of New Orleans
I can answer this with direct correlation to what they charge for admission
Posted on 4/29/26 at 2:34 pm to Texjohnson
Better question is who is willing to swim in piss.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 12:53 am to King of New Orleans
The guy in the TikTok’s seems weird as frick. My guess is it fails and he disappears.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 4:57 am to King of New Orleans
Until MLK day
Posted on 4/30/26 at 1:10 pm to King of New Orleans
Why anyone would call playing in a huge toilet fun I have no idea.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 1:20 pm to Mayhem3524
quote:
Better question is who is willing to swim in piss.
It's ever so slightly diluted.
quote:
the wave pool at Blue Bayou Waterpark contained approximately 450,002 gallons of water.
Posted on 5/1/26 at 3:01 pm to Shexter
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the wave pool at Blue Bayou Waterpark contained approximately 450,002 gallons of water.
If you were in the bathtub and someone poured one ounce of piss in, would you stay in?
Posted on 5/1/26 at 4:24 pm to Tarps99
It's damn near a nude park now
Posted on 5/1/26 at 4:43 pm to Mayhem3524
quote:
450,002 gallons of water
quote:
If you were in the bathtub and someone poured one ounce of piss in, would you stay in?
That dilution would be closer to a few drops
Posted on 5/1/26 at 6:05 pm to King of New Orleans
Red Cross Swimming Certification required for entry.
Posted on 5/1/26 at 6:56 pm to King of New Orleans
If they have day care, I mean season passes, it will fail miserably.
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:37 pm to King of New Orleans
Better question:
How long until there’s a shooting?
How long until there’s a shooting?
Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:29 pm to King of New Orleans
Metal detection and actively making certain people uncomfortable there is the only way it goes anywhere.
Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:34 pm to King of New Orleans
The NBR ghetto will always find a way to ruin it.
Posted on 5/1/26 at 10:32 pm to King of New Orleans
Anybody that thinks the ghetto won’t ruin this within a few weeks hasn’t spent a day in BR
Posted on 5/1/26 at 10:45 pm to TigersSEC2010
quote:what are you talking about? Blue Bayou is located in a good part of town.
Anybody that thinks the ghetto won’t ruin this within a few weeks hasn’t spent a day in BR
Posted on 5/1/26 at 10:49 pm to LSUPilot07
Way too many buttholes sharing a space with me.
Posted on 5/2/26 at 8:25 am to Cycledude
quote:
Blue Bayou is located in a good part of town.
So was the mall.
Democrat voters are crossing their fingers and hoping one of their foot soldiers goes off and kills a bunch of innocent kids. That would be their wet dream for Blue Bayou.
Posted on 5/2/26 at 8:35 am to SludgeFactory
When I lived in Santa Maria the traffic it created and how the off duty cops would just block the road for however long it took to empty the parking lot was always insane.
Way worse than the culcha popping into the neighboring stores
Way worse than the culcha popping into the neighboring stores
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