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re: How do you start your own strip club?
Posted on 5/17/20 at 2:34 pm to Saint Alfonzo
Posted on 5/17/20 at 2:34 pm to Saint Alfonzo
I’m thinking of starting a whore house, gonna run it by hand at first
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Posted on 5/17/20 at 2:42 pm to volod
I always wonder why guys have to pay to look at women and/or pay to have sex with them. As a woman, I want to know who doesn’t love sex?! I see lots of complaints about women who make excuses and turn down sex. I don’t understand that.
Posted on 5/17/20 at 2:46 pm to tigergirl10
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I always wonder why guys have to pay to look at women and/or pay to have sex with them
I've never paid for sex directly and never was a regular strip club patron. That being said, men like seeing strange women naked
Posted on 5/17/20 at 2:48 pm to tigergirl10
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I always wonder why guys have to pay to look at women and/or pay to have sex with them
I'm 4'11", 280 lbs. You think I can just get sex all on my own? I spend half of my disability on my bi-weekly hooker.
Posted on 5/17/20 at 2:51 pm to volod
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you end up with a hole in the wall club making no money
If you increase the number of holes maybe the balance sheet will improve
Posted on 5/17/20 at 2:52 pm to BuckyCheese
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A bunch of neurotic naked broads on drugs sounds like a workforce from hell.
Even with all the free blowers.
Free?! They're paying ME!
See, I own the land, the building, the bar, the stage, and the champagne room. I do not employ strippers. They are independent contractors and they rent my stage and my rooms for 25% of their take.
The best blowjobs are the ones you are paid to receive.
Posted on 5/17/20 at 2:56 pm to tigergirl10
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I always wonder why guys have to pay to look at women and/or pay to have sex with them.
As a wise old man once told me, "you always pay for sex, boy, one way or another."
We're not paying the woman to have sex, we're paying to not hear about her bullshite drama and nagging. We're paying for her to leave when we're done.
Posted on 5/17/20 at 5:37 pm to dbeck
Well thanks guys. I thought I had a real good plan to start a business. I'll do some research around the Sabine Parish and Beauregard Parish location.
Posted on 5/17/20 at 5:48 pm to TIGER2
Years ago, when I was waiting tables in BR, the physical liquor license card required by each server had a couple of different options to specify which class you had taken and were certified for. For a waiter, it was called 'classified certification' because you were allowed to lawfully sell liquor to be drank on premises. There was another for retail, that a Circle K clerk or grocery clerk would have take. It was basically a cash grab for the ABC Board, pay around $50 and have your liquor license. Anyway, there was an option for 'erotic dancer' on the generic license.
I always wanted to take that class just to meet some whores but was a little concerned that it would mostly be the guys from that gay strip joint on Highland. It would definitely have been an interesting 'class'.
I always wanted to take that class just to meet some whores but was a little concerned that it would mostly be the guys from that gay strip joint on Highland. It would definitely have been an interesting 'class'.
Posted on 5/17/20 at 6:00 pm to volod
Hire hoes
Get money
Get money
Posted on 5/17/20 at 6:15 pm to volod
Way back in the early 1990s, there was a seafood place in Covington that tried to transform itself into an unregulated strip club. It was on the east side of town, kind of close to Scotty Muffler and Lee Road, after you crossed the river headed north. I want to say it was called "The Wherehouse" the last time I was in town, but it was called something different back in the 1990s.
Anyway, the deep thinker who owned the place decided it was going to be a strip club after-hours. He marketed it via word of mouth. It took maybe a couple of months for the STPSO to catch wind and shut the guy down. I don't know exactly how harsh the consequences were, but I do remember that the business changed hands / changed names pretty shortly after that.
Anyway, the deep thinker who owned the place decided it was going to be a strip club after-hours. He marketed it via word of mouth. It took maybe a couple of months for the STPSO to catch wind and shut the guy down. I don't know exactly how harsh the consequences were, but I do remember that the business changed hands / changed names pretty shortly after that.
Posted on 5/17/20 at 6:34 pm to supadave3
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Anyway, there was an option for 'erotic dancer' on the generic license.
Pretty sure it says "exotic dancer'
Posted on 5/17/20 at 7:05 pm to 91TIGER
he dead
Posted on 5/17/20 at 7:20 pm to volod
Apply for a bar license and tell them your establishment specializes in slippery nipples, sex on the beach, and screaming orgasms.
This post was edited on 5/17/20 at 7:21 pm
Posted on 5/17/20 at 8:30 pm to SJS101
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Pretty sure it says "exotic dancer'
Yeah, you’re right. I guess I got a little too excited there for a minute.Posted on 5/17/20 at 8:42 pm to danilo
As a black man, I am trying to start a legitimate business. I think I can start a relatively nice place provided I get a business loan.
I'm being serious. There will be no drugs or any of that nonsense. It will be a professional establishment.
I'm being serious. There will be no drugs or any of that nonsense. It will be a professional establishment.
Posted on 5/17/20 at 8:43 pm to volod
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As a black man, I am trying to start a legitimate business. I think I can start a relatively nice place provided I get a business loan.
Bring back Sugars volod. "Home of 15 beautiful women, and 3 ugly ones".
Posted on 5/17/20 at 8:48 pm to KyleOrtonsMustache
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ETA: A great way to launder money though.
I cannot imagine it is any more.
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