How do you handle arguments with your spouse

Give each other our space and come back to it an hour or so later where we both find fault in how we acted most of the time.

Backhand the ho.

I nitpick.

I'll act like I make up, and semi apologize and then say 'Wow, at (insert her best friends name) house, their baseboards are way cleaner.'

I threaten to kill myself

You're welcome

I keep mini Snickers in my pockets at all times. When things get heated I’ll throw a few at her face to appease her. An offering, if you will.

It never works and usually makes things worse.

By not having one.

Rough sex

I stick my penis in her mouth so she can’t talk.

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Just need some advice. Thanks.

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Just say," you are right dear" and save yourself lots of time and grief.

All women are wired the same, if you agree with them when they are trying to argue with you it shortcircuits thier fuse box.