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re: How did you know when you crossed over into "old man" territory.

Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:00 pm to
Posted by Rouxdee
Member since Nov 2021
368 posts
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:00 pm to
45 when the post piss drips arrived. I finally understood my old man and Paw Paw’s extended bathroom piss trip. Extra shakes and take care of those drips.
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
7611 posts
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:04 pm to
When my hair turned gray and i realized I was older than our football coach.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
51747 posts
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:08 pm to
quote:

When my hair turned gray and i realized I was older than our football coach.

Yeah, I'm more than a decade older than the Saints new coach
Posted by homesicktiger
High altitude hell
Member since Oct 2004
1503 posts
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:09 pm to
All of the above. Every single response seems to apply to me.
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
8234 posts
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:14 pm to
So has your daughter picked a college? Are you moving to a different state?
Posted by NorCali
Member since Feb 2015
1326 posts
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:16 pm to
Involuntary grunting while performing movements against gravity
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
19534 posts
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:17 pm to
I heard an old guy once say: “Growing old ain’t for pussies.”

I now know what he meant.
Posted by CSATiger
The Battlefield
Member since Aug 2010
6598 posts
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:23 pm to
letting the AC out, means the AC will have to runs longer now to maintain house temp, which means higher electric bill.

alos open door lets bugs in
Posted by Sayre
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Nov 2011
5709 posts
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

How did you know when you crossed over into "old man" territory


Mostly when I passed 50 and everything started to hurt
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
22801 posts
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:25 pm to
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Actually, it's when you stop plucking the ear hairs


I have a young lady that will wax my nostrils and inner ears for $20. I'm good for about sex weeks.
Posted by TDFreak
Coast to Coast - L.A. to Chicago
Member since Dec 2009
8234 posts
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:28 pm to
When the “young” people stop getting your movie references or Seinfeld jokes.

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!
This post was edited on 5/25/25 at 2:29 pm
Posted by RoyalWe
Prairieville, LA
Member since Mar 2018
3757 posts
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

RogerTheShrubber
Great answer. I've learned how much the 'experts' actually know (or don't know) and I have very little patience for dumbasses. It's nice to see through all the bullshite that life puts in front of you.
Posted by profdillweed
Gulf of America
Member since Apr 2025
437 posts
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

Mostly when I passed 50 and everything started to hurt



This is true but when I was 45, COVID kind of sped things up
Posted by armytiger96
Member since Sep 2007
1660 posts
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:33 pm to
I received my AARP Card in the mail.

Now get off my lawn!
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
282340 posts
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

Great answer. I've learned how much the 'experts' actually know (or don't know) and I have very little patience for dumbasses. It's nice to see through all the bullshite that life puts in front of you.

Posted by calcotron
Member since Nov 2007
9398 posts
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:38 pm to
When your first thought about the baseball game is weather and you head to tRant to see if anyone did a weather thread yet to complain about Jay not knowing how to handle it.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
16637 posts
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:39 pm to
You know you’re old when hair grows everywhere on your head except where you want it, and the only thing that stays big and hard is your prostate.
Posted by RockoRou
SW Miss
Member since Mar 2015
935 posts
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:43 pm to
I have stuff in my freezer older than you. I didn't start feeling it till I got to my 60's.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130386 posts
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:43 pm to
When everything hurts all the time.

39 ain't old.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
15230 posts
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:46 pm to
Falling asleep at 730 pm while watching TV which would be perfectly fine but then got to piss now every night at 3am no matter what time i went to bed. This is followed by not being able to go back to sleep.
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