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re: How did you know when you crossed over into "old man" territory.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:00 pm to TygerLyfe
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:00 pm to TygerLyfe
45 when the post piss drips arrived. I finally understood my old man and Paw Paw’s extended bathroom piss trip. Extra shakes and take care of those drips.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:04 pm to Rouxdee
When my hair turned gray and i realized I was older than our football coach.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:08 pm to SpotCheckBilly
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When my hair turned gray and i realized I was older than our football coach.
Yeah, I'm more than a decade older than the Saints new coach

Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:09 pm to DiamondDog
All of the above. Every single response seems to apply to me.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:14 pm to fallguy_1978
So has your daughter picked a college? Are you moving to a different state?
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:16 pm to DiamondDog
Involuntary grunting while performing movements against gravity
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:17 pm to DiamondDog
I heard an old guy once say: “Growing old ain’t for pussies.”
I now know what he meant.
I now know what he meant.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:23 pm to DiamondDog
letting the AC out, means the AC will have to runs longer now to maintain house temp, which means higher electric bill.
alos open door lets bugs in
alos open door lets bugs in
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:24 pm to DiamondDog
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How did you know when you crossed over into "old man" territory
Mostly when I passed 50 and everything started to hurt
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:25 pm to dazedconfused
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Actually, it's when you stop plucking the ear hairs
I have a young lady that will wax my nostrils and inner ears for $20. I'm good for about sex weeks.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:28 pm to DiamondDog
When the “young” people stop getting your movie references or Seinfeld jokes.
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!
This post was edited on 5/25/25 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:31 pm to RogerTheShrubber
quote:Great answer. I've learned how much the 'experts' actually know (or don't know) and I have very little patience for dumbasses. It's nice to see through all the bullshite that life puts in front of you.
RogerTheShrubber
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:33 pm to Sayre
quote:
Mostly when I passed 50 and everything started to hurt
This is true but when I was 45, COVID kind of sped things up
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:33 pm to DiamondDog
I received my AARP Card in the mail.
Now get off my lawn!
Now get off my lawn!
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:36 pm to RoyalWe
quote:
Great answer. I've learned how much the 'experts' actually know (or don't know) and I have very little patience for dumbasses. It's nice to see through all the bullshite that life puts in front of you.


Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:38 pm to DiamondDog
When your first thought about the baseball game is weather and you head to tRant to see if anyone did a weather thread yet to complain about Jay not knowing how to handle it.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:39 pm to DiamondDog
You know you’re old when hair grows everywhere on your head except where you want it, and the only thing that stays big and hard is your prostate.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:43 pm to DiamondDog
I have stuff in my freezer older than you. I didn't start feeling it till I got to my 60's.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:43 pm to DiamondDog
When everything hurts all the time.
39 ain't old.
39 ain't old.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:46 pm to DiamondDog
Falling asleep at 730 pm while watching TV which would be perfectly fine but then got to piss now every night at 3am no matter what time i went to bed. This is followed by not being able to go back to sleep.

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