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re: Hot Take: Most Mexican Restaurants Are Money Laundering Fronts For The Cartel

Posted on 2/8/23 at 3:46 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92279 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 3:46 pm to
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They come and go frequently



cartel doesn't like competition, muchcacho
Posted by bee Rye
New orleans
Member since Jan 2006
34582 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 3:46 pm to
I sell some things to El Paso. Started with one location in Pensacola in 2016, they now have over 100 locations. Everyone I talk to there is scared shitless of the owner. Always thought they were linked to the cartels
Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
7477 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 3:46 pm to
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If the place doesn't accept payment cards and has an ATM inside, it's laundering money and pocketing your sales tax.


Ah, and only a $4 fee to use it. Oh, and my bank may also charge a fee... hmm.

Posted by bee Rye
New orleans
Member since Jan 2006
34582 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 3:49 pm to
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Velvet cactus should’ve laundered more money


I think Mexican places owned by white guys are excluded
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
118285 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 3:53 pm to
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I sell some things to El Paso.


Same here. Seems they are opening a new place every couple of weeks.
Posted by Downeast12
Member since Jun 2022
1030 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 3:56 pm to
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Ever seen a Mexican restaurant close down?


Yes, lots of them. And these are the more authentic ones, not the American chains
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38053 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 3:57 pm to
El Papi or whatever it was in Denham Springs closed
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
5054 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 3:59 pm to
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I've never seen a pizza joint shut down either.
There was one around here that the owner locked the door and skipped town in the middle of the night, a step in front of the law.

Can't remember if it was anything more than tax fraud. I liked their pizza.
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
36158 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 3:59 pm to
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Hot Take: Most Mexican Restaurants Are Money Laundering Fronts For The Cartel


I mean they usually have the cheapest drinks out of any restaurant.
This post was edited on 2/8/23 at 4:00 pm
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
43145 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 4:03 pm to
They close down all the time around me. It's the shitty chains like Mi Cocina and Matt's that won't go away.
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
30123 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 4:07 pm to
Good God that buffet food looks awful. Is that Velveeta?
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
30123 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 4:09 pm to
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Most Mexican Restaurants Are Money Laundering Fronts For The Cartel


No, but they’re probably frequently staffed by illegals. I can’t spit in this city without hitting a taqueria. They come and go all the time. There’s some local chains where the family has about a dozen locations nearby, and those folks are pretty wealthy.
Posted by NEALCD
Member since Feb 2019
243 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 4:10 pm to
Had a friend that was the K9 cop in town and he pulled over one of the owners brother for something and his dog hit around the tailgate area but his boss just happened to pull up and let him go saying the dog probably just had a false hit.

Same owner I just happened to be eating at his restaurant with another friend and he came out said let’s go to a club. He knew my friend so we went out. The owner got hammered drunk and on the way home he said I just met one of the biggest drug dealers in the area at the strip club. Everybody else was drunk except me I was driving so nobody else paid him any attention.

I’ve always thought he’s got more going on than a couple Mexican restaurants and after those instances I’m pretty sure he does.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
32079 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 4:11 pm to
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I sell some things to El Paso. Started with one location in Pensacola in 2016, they now have over 100 locations. Everyone I talk to there is scared shitless of the owner. Always thought they were linked to the cartels


I've just added them to the tenant mix at property around that area. The former Mexican owner (El Pablo) got hot because he got booted and now Chavez, Jr. (El Paso) is coming in as a new tenant. Knives are out between those two and not just in the kitchen.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22347 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 4:11 pm to
El Rancho on Florida is still going strong.
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
30123 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 4:14 pm to
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El Rancho on Florida is still going strong


That was the best Mexican place in BR, excluding any fine dining options that may have been available.
Posted by Johnny Roastbeef
Somewhere in Bartow County
Member since Sep 2018
2054 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 4:18 pm to
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I recommend El Magey. It's very similar but slightly fancier.


I love EL Magey but it’s expensive as hell. Last time I was there, they charged my 2 toddler children kids meal and it was $8 each. Haven’t been there since. I’d go if I’m alone though.
This post was edited on 2/8/23 at 4:20 pm
Posted by Johnny Roastbeef
Somewhere in Bartow County
Member since Sep 2018
2054 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 4:29 pm to
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El Rancho on Florida is still going strong.


They also have a location in Watson and one over Bass Pro in Denham. Very underrated place
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
5350 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 4:32 pm to


My uncle got rear ended in front of a Mexican restaurant by a busboy/waiter who was late to work. A few minutes later some dude came out with an envelope with $5k and asked if that would be enough to settle up the damages without any "paperwork" - LOL. My uncle said sure since the old van he was driving probably wasn't worth that anyway.

Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
9739 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 4:37 pm to
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SA-LUTE!


My bowels are percolating just looking at that.
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