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Honest to God true story you experienced that you don't think the OT will believe
Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:01 am
Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:01 am
From the pages of penthouse forums..we had a receptionist at my job who was probably a 6 but had an amazing body and her attitude and the way she dressed moved her up to at least an 8.
She wrecked shop at my office. Slept with half the married men and pretty much any decent looking single male (insert CAD joke here)
She would tell me stories that made my ears curl when I would stop by to 'shoot the shite' and there was always a huge wet spot on the fabric chair that she sat on.
So that's all background for the real story..she 'kidnapped' (aka lured) a married guy back to her place and kept him trapped in her sex dungeon (her words) for 3 days while his wife and the police were searching for him. I remember walking past her desk while everyone was standing around talking about it and she just had a little smile on her face and was busy filing her nails appearing to ignore the drama. Yes, she came to work on those days he was MIA.
Baw finally reappeared and claimed someone hit him over the head and he was blacked out the whole time. He was fired immediately and I have a feeling the police and the people who run the company got the real story. She also was let go about a week later. His wife also filed for divorce the same day he showed up.
Fond memories of that gal. She is the most insane female I've personally known.
I've often wondered over the years if it was worth it for that baw. If I ever run into him again i'm going to ask him that question.
She wrecked shop at my office. Slept with half the married men and pretty much any decent looking single male (insert CAD joke here)
She would tell me stories that made my ears curl when I would stop by to 'shoot the shite' and there was always a huge wet spot on the fabric chair that she sat on.
So that's all background for the real story..she 'kidnapped' (aka lured) a married guy back to her place and kept him trapped in her sex dungeon (her words) for 3 days while his wife and the police were searching for him. I remember walking past her desk while everyone was standing around talking about it and she just had a little smile on her face and was busy filing her nails appearing to ignore the drama. Yes, she came to work on those days he was MIA.
Baw finally reappeared and claimed someone hit him over the head and he was blacked out the whole time.
He was fired immediately and I have a feeling the police and the people who run the company got the real story. She also was let go about a week later. His wife also filed for divorce the same day he showed up. Fond memories of that gal. She is the most insane female I've personally known.
I've often wondered over the years if it was worth it for that baw. If I ever run into him again i'm going to ask him that question.
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Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:02 am to CAD703X
Women can be crazy.
Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:03 am to CAD703X
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Honest to God true story you experienced
I've got a few from my man ho days, but
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don't think the OT will believe
Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:03 am to CAD703X
Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:04 am to CAD703X
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Honest to God true story you experienced that you don't think the OT will believe
one time, a long time ago, chicken allowed users to directly embed Youtube videos within a post
Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:05 am to CAD703X
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a huge wet spot on the fabric chair that she sat on.
So, she had BV?
Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:06 am to WG_Dawg
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one time, a long time ago, chicken allowed users to directly embed Youtube videos within a post
And an entire generation of TD hamsters suffered an exhausting death.
Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:07 am to 777Tiger
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I've got a few from my man ho days, but
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777Tiger
Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:08 am to CAD703X
I once caught two house flies, one with each hand, out of the air, simultaneously.
My wife seent it.
These weren't the fat, slow ones. These suckers were hard to kill even with a swatter.
Probably my greatest accomplishment in life.
My wife seent it.
These weren't the fat, slow ones. These suckers were hard to kill even with a swatter.
Probably my greatest accomplishment in life.
Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:09 am to CAD703X
Not my experience but my mom’s:
My mother got into a fight with Tupac.
She was the night manager of a hotel. He was in concert in BR. Come 2:00am, Tupac, his buddies, and a bunch of other “unregistered guest” were just being fricking stupid. They had three rooms, so they are up and down the halls, just being assholes.
My mom tried to kick them out of the hotel. Tupac gets all up in my mom’s face, calling her every name in the book. She is just laughing at him because she is taller than him. She said she was never scared because he seemed like a small dog, all bark.
Cops finally show up, tell them to get their shite and get out. They go back to their rooms and tear them up (water in tv, pissed all over the beds, etc).
After they leave and discovering all the damage, my mom still has his credit card number and charges $10,000 in damages to it.
My mother got into a fight with Tupac.
She was the night manager of a hotel. He was in concert in BR. Come 2:00am, Tupac, his buddies, and a bunch of other “unregistered guest” were just being fricking stupid. They had three rooms, so they are up and down the halls, just being assholes.
My mom tried to kick them out of the hotel. Tupac gets all up in my mom’s face, calling her every name in the book. She is just laughing at him because she is taller than him. She said she was never scared because he seemed like a small dog, all bark.
Cops finally show up, tell them to get their shite and get out. They go back to their rooms and tear them up (water in tv, pissed all over the beds, etc).
After they leave and discovering all the damage, my mom still has his credit card number and charges $10,000 in damages to it.
This post was edited on 9/16/22 at 10:10 am
Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:11 am to CAD703X
I doubt anyone tops that one. It pretty much has it all. Sex dungeon, kidnapping, two people getting fired, a divorce, an office whore. If this story is actually true, you were lucky to witness it.
Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:11 am to theantiquetiger
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mom still has his credit card number and charges $10,000 in damages to it.
i love a story with a happy ending
Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:16 am to CAD703X
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:18 am to upgrayedd
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I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
You're right, I don't believe this
Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:25 am to upgrayedd
the best
Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:27 am to upgrayedd
Okay redditor.
Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:31 am to CAD703X
That dude divided his chit in half, ruined relationships forever, and needed penicillin for weeks.
My guess…
Worth it
My guess…
Worth it
Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:33 am to CAD703X
This isn't a far out story and I guess it's pretty believable. The day I left to join the Air Force, I rode a shuttle bus to New Orleans with a guy named Dan from Lafayette. We didn't really talk too much but we ended up in Basic Training together and then tech school as well. He ended up in England and I was in Germany. I left Germany in 2000 and flew into Baltimore. The first person I see when I walk into the airport is Dan. We say hi, he tells me he's going to Barksdale in Shreveport and I was off to Wyoming. I was in Wyoming for two years and when I separated from the Air Force, I drove home.
When I stop in Lafayette for gas, the first person I see is Dan at the same gas station. I loudly said, "You have to be fricking kidding me".
When I stop in Lafayette for gas, the first person I see is Dan at the same gas station. I loudly said, "You have to be fricking kidding me".
Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:40 am to CAD703X
yeah i expect 100% truth in this thread.
Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:44 am to CAD703X
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we had a receptionist at my job who was probably a 6 but had an amazing body and her attitude and the way she dressed moved her up to at least an 8.
So the million dollar question is "did you hit it"?
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