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re: Hold old is the oldest virgin that you know and would you help a lady out if she was one?

Posted on 9/10/20 at 11:38 pm to
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 9/10/20 at 11:38 pm to
Are you poor or just stupid
Posted by CaliTiger83
California
Member since Aug 2012
169 posts
Posted on 9/10/20 at 11:47 pm to
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devout catholic saving herself for marriage; butt stuff and blowjobs only.


Not really devout and not really saving herself either....
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
15189 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 4:42 am to
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How long have you been married?


this
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7553 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 5:41 am to
one of my friends is 40 and he is a virgin by choice. He's waiting for marriage. It's kind of weird but I respect his commitment.
Posted by GeauxDoc
Highland Road
Member since Sep 2010
2666 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 6:12 am to
This is a super creepy thread even for the Gnome
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
7139 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 6:15 am to
26 and a virgin here. Waiting for marriage.
Posted by offshoretrash
Farmerville, La
Member since Aug 2008
10528 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 6:33 am to
I work with a guy that is a 50 year old virgin. I can't grasp not having any for that long.

My wife's cousin is in her late 20s and still a virgin.
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
33902 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 6:37 am to
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but I think the bar is just higher for Millenial men.
As a Millenial who’s tagged some thick chicks in college- your boy likes dick but doesn’t want to admit it.

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shite really has gone downhill for men. I don't think the guy I'm thinking of has even kissed a woman.
It’s actually gotten very easy for the ones of us who aren’t pussys to be honest.

The main problem facing young men today, your 35 year old isn’t young, is technology.

Dudes just don’t know how to speak to women now. Most of them are scared shitless and would rather go home, beat off and watch porn than to get their dick wet. Also soooo many of them can’t deal with rejection- blame that on the everybody gets a trophy culture.

I’m 28. When I was in t-ball you could strike out. Only 1st and 2nd place got trophies and a 2nd place trophy was basically just a reminder that you lost.

Also I had a stronnng sexual history in high school and college and met my wife late in my junior year of college who is gorgeous but also is my best friend and an incredibly ambitious woman.

Key is the ability to be ok with failure. You have to be ready to strike out once or twice but get back in that box and take hacks.

But once again- your boys issue isn’t his generation. He’s a closet gay guy
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 7:14 am to
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But once again- your boys issue isn’t his generation. He’s a closet gay guy


Hey, it's a theory. I never got that impression, but I can't rule it out.

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Key is the ability to be ok with failure. You have to be ready to strike out once or twice but get back in that box and take hacks.


100%

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It’s actually gotten very easy for the ones of us who aren’t pussys to be honest.


IDK, man. There are guys like my friend who just didn't win the genetic lottery. He's just not that tall or athletic or handsome. Maybe that turns them into pussies but they didn't choose that life initially.

Twenty years ago, men like that might not have been able to walk into a bar and pull a one-night stand, but when women started settling down around their mid-20s they'd have more of a shot. That's just not encouraged anymore.

And FWIW, 15 years ago I can remember going to bars that had a "ladies night" and having my pick of women. Lately it seems like a lot of places have turned into sausage festivals. Seems like women just use some Chad-summoning phone app if they're horny, Uber Chad into their bedrooms, and then just go back to taking pictures of their food or whatever the frick young women do. Kinda sucks.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 7:21 am to
Currently, I have no idea. It's not something I concern myself with.


When I was in high school, we had a teacher in her late 40's that we all assumed was a virgin. No idea how we came to that conclusion other than she was very religious, very conservative, and had never been married. Anyway, she got married at the beginning of one school year, and her demeanor did a complete 180 once she started getting some D. She was kind of cold and a bitch before, and pretty awesome after. That's my old virgin story. God bless Mrs. Becker(formerly Ms. Smith), wherever she may now be.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
84711 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 7:31 am to
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How old are you?


He makes it so painfully obvious he’s never gotten laid in his life.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
25330 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 7:36 am to
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IDK, man. There are guys like my friend who just didn't win the genetic lottery. He's just not that tall or athletic or handsome. Maybe that turns them into pussies but they didn't choose that life initially.


That’s an excuse. I’m short, 5’6, and have either been chubby or very muscular my whole life. Even when I was chubby, I pulled arse. It’s mostly about confidence. Is it easier when I’m muscular? frick yeah it is, but it’s not impossible when I get lazy and chubby.

Like someone said earlier, get in the batter’s box and take some hacks. Worst thing can happen is you are told no. Best thing, you get laid. Seems like a decent deal to me.
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
24851 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 7:39 am to
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I’m 36 and haven’t had sex in almost 2 years.


Either married or 200 lbs
Posted by AU66
Northport Al
Member since Sep 2006
3302 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 7:41 am to
i`m 56, i think my virginity grew back.
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 7:42 am to
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How old are you?


He makes it so painfully obvious he’s never gotten laid in his life.




He certainly puts out "I am a virgin" vibe.
Posted by DevilDagNS
Member since Dec 2017
2891 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 7:45 am to
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I’m 36 and haven’t had sex in almost 2 years.


You have stated this on multiple threads. Are you going to give us some insight or what?
Posted by Brosephine
Member since Aug 2016
252 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:22 am to
Went to a friend's wedding last year who was 30 or maybe 31 and was waiting for marriage.....let's just say the couple of was actively counting down the minutes until the reception ended, and the husband got them out of there with some sort of swiftness after the send-off.
This post was edited on 9/11/20 at 10:46 am
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15573 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:24 am to
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My girlfriend is 32 and is a virgin.


Aww, poor thing, you actually believe her
This post was edited on 9/11/20 at 9:25 am
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:51 am to
JFC..... you suck
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:59 am to
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That’s an excuse. I’m short, 5’6, and have either been chubby or very muscular my whole life. Even when I was chubby, I pulled arse.


This makes me wonder how old you are. I think there was a "sea change" a few years ago.

Going back to the guy I originally mentioned in this thread, I remember another guy we worked with being really surprised when someone mentioned that he was a virgin. This surprised person, though, was a bit older than me- born around 1970, maybe. I was still young enough (and maybe immature enough in my activities ) that it didn't surprise me at all that a relatively normal man would be a permavirgin.
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