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Hold old is the oldest virgin that you know and would you help a lady out if she was one?
Posted on 9/10/20 at 9:52 pm
Posted on 9/10/20 at 9:52 pm
I realize that’s not something that people readily talk about, especially if they are ashamed of it, but how old is the oldest virgin you know personally and are they male or female?
If it’s female and she’s fat/ugly and there’s obviously no chance that the situation would change would you ever consider doing a nice gesture and frickin her just so that she didn’t have to die a virgin? It’s not something that one typically thinks of as far as goodwill/charity but I could see how that could be one of the nicest things somebody ever does for her so could earn some brownie points for you at the pearly gates. And would there be an age limit for you, there’s a big difference between a 25 year old virgin and a 50 year old one.
If it’s female and she’s fat/ugly and there’s obviously no chance that the situation would change would you ever consider doing a nice gesture and frickin her just so that she didn’t have to die a virgin? It’s not something that one typically thinks of as far as goodwill/charity but I could see how that could be one of the nicest things somebody ever does for her so could earn some brownie points for you at the pearly gates. And would there be an age limit for you, there’s a big difference between a 25 year old virgin and a 50 year old one.
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Posted on 9/10/20 at 9:53 pm to DavidTheGnome
How old are you?
Posted on 9/10/20 at 9:53 pm to bad93ex
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How old are you?
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Posted on 9/10/20 at 9:54 pm to DavidTheGnome
The oldest I ever knew was a girl who was a college senior—devout catholic saving herself for marriage; butt stuff and blowjobs only.
This post was edited on 9/10/20 at 9:56 pm
Posted on 9/10/20 at 9:54 pm to DavidTheGnome
24, looked like 90s Liv Tyler, and told my wife she was too tight to take cock. Yeah, I'm sad I was friend zoned by the wedding ring.
Posted on 9/10/20 at 9:54 pm to DavidTheGnome
BooCrew
Posted on 9/10/20 at 9:54 pm to DavidTheGnome
Friend,
Sex should be reserved for marriage only. Many of the social ills we are experiencing today have at their root the belief that extra and premarital sex are perfectly acceptable. Movies and TV have encouraged this debased sexual ethic and many communities are crumbling as a result. Please do not also encourage this amoral belief that sex is trivial.
Yours,
TulaneLSU
Sex should be reserved for marriage only. Many of the social ills we are experiencing today have at their root the belief that extra and premarital sex are perfectly acceptable. Movies and TV have encouraged this debased sexual ethic and many communities are crumbling as a result. Please do not also encourage this amoral belief that sex is trivial.
Yours,
TulaneLSU
Posted on 9/10/20 at 9:56 pm to DavidTheGnome
I wish you, Oweo, anamax and FLtech would all go on a cruise through the Bermuda Triangle and never return.
Posted on 9/10/20 at 9:56 pm to DavidTheGnome
I’m 36 and haven’t had sex in almost 2 years.
Posted on 9/10/20 at 9:56 pm to DavidTheGnome
Do you know there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? Same goes for the Virgin Islands... there ain’t no canaries there either.
Posted on 9/10/20 at 9:58 pm to tigergirl10
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I’m 36 and haven’t had sex in almost 2 years.
Oof
Posted on 9/10/20 at 9:59 pm to tigergirl10
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I’m 36 and haven’t had sex in almost 2 years.
You a big gal?
Posted on 9/10/20 at 9:59 pm to TulaneLSU
I know y’all love him...and the Timesaver history was interesting, but TulaneLsu creeps me out a bit.
Posted on 9/10/20 at 10:00 pm to The Third Leg
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saving herself for marriage; butt stuff and blowjobs only.
To me she’s not a virgin then. ,
Posted on 9/10/20 at 10:00 pm to DavidTheGnome
I know a 90 year old retired priest, so I guess he qualifies. Maybe.
Posted on 9/10/20 at 10:01 pm to tigergirl10
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I’m 36 and haven’t had sex in almost 2 years.
Did you give up anal also?
Posted on 9/10/20 at 10:02 pm to tigergirl10
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I’m 36 and haven’t had sex in almost 2 years.
That’s tragic.
Posted on 9/10/20 at 10:02 pm to DavidTheGnome
Worked with a guy that was 28 and at least said he was a virgin....I still say he was a closet homo that hadn't admitted it to himself yet.
Posted on 9/10/20 at 10:04 pm to DavidTheGnome
I am 52 and still a virgin.
Posted on 9/10/20 at 10:05 pm to DavidTheGnome
LucasP sacrificed himself...
For this.
For this.
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