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Help I'm sitting in Jury Duty..How can I get out!...Update....
Posted on 10/7/19 at 8:19 am
Posted on 10/7/19 at 8:19 am
10 dollars a day. 5 cents a mile
Mobile county courthouse parking was 12 bones
*****
Got put on a panel and sent to a courtroom. I got lucky and was not picked. It was a civil case.
But!! I have to call after 5pm and see if the need me tomorrow. So it's like I'm on call all week?
This post was edited on 10/7/19 at 4:47 pm
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Posted on 10/7/19 at 8:20 am to BayouRat15
Be overtly and verbally racist.
Posted on 10/7/19 at 8:20 am to BayouRat15
poop your pants. instant dismissal.
Posted on 10/7/19 at 8:20 am to BayouRat15
tell them what they don't want to hear? it's easy
Posted on 10/7/19 at 8:20 am to BayouRat15
drop subtle hits that you're racist. You'll be cut by lunch.
Posted on 10/7/19 at 8:20 am to BayouRat15
Are you a student, by any chance?
Posted on 10/7/19 at 8:21 am to BayouRat15
Masturbate through your pants.
Fun fact: It’s not illegal.
Fun fact: It’s not illegal.
Posted on 10/7/19 at 8:21 am to BayouRat15
Just keep saying, to anyone who will listen, how much you are looking forward to serving because you have the uncanny ability to just look at someone and tell if they are guilty.
Posted on 10/7/19 at 8:21 am to WaWaWeeWa
Shitting my pants really sound good right now
Posted on 10/7/19 at 8:22 am to BayouRat15
I never understand why people want out of jury duty...
Posted on 10/7/19 at 8:22 am to SpqrTiger
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Are you a student, by any chance?
He's been here for 15 years. If he is still a student, God help him.
Posted on 10/7/19 at 8:22 am to BayouRat15
Sound intelligent when they ask you questions
Posted on 10/7/19 at 8:22 am to BayouRat15
I had it last month. The only people that got dismissed during the initial interview was a huge lady with green hair who had an anxiety service dog with her, and an approximately 100 year old lady in a scooter. In other words, you're fricked.
Posted on 10/7/19 at 8:23 am to BayouRat15
Say you support jury nullification.
You will be out in 10 seconds.
You will be out in 10 seconds.
Posted on 10/7/19 at 8:23 am to BayouRat15
Do the watermelon crawl
Posted on 10/7/19 at 8:24 am to BayouRat15
Tell them you're not comfortable judging others and that only God can judge us
Posted on 10/7/19 at 8:24 am to Golfer
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I never understand why people want out of jury duty.
I've never been called. I'm almost curious about it at this point
Posted on 10/7/19 at 8:24 am to NYNolaguy1
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Say you support jury nullification.
Solid choice, too.
Posted on 10/7/19 at 8:24 am to BayouRat15
Do your civic duty and be happy you live in a country where a jury trial is possible.
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