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re: Having a newborn is like having a hangover.

Posted on 6/21/19 at 9:41 pm to
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
19060 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 9:41 pm to
Sending them to daycare helps build a schedule. He has gotten much better at sleeping through the night. We’re having baby number 5 in a few years. After that, I’m cutting my dick off.
Posted by Ham Solo
Member since Apr 2015
8268 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 2:20 am to
Bump

I feel like this thread should stay on the first page a while.


It's sort of a crossover thread.

Should I jizz on her forehead, or what to expect as a new parent? I feel this hits home to 90% of the ot and should stay near the top for discussion.
This post was edited on 6/22/19 at 2:29 am
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59570 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 2:35 am to
quote:

Nothing like letting loose in a hot vag.


Man I haven't done this in along time.

After my third child 18 years ago I knew my pull out game was weak. Let's just say my last one was an accident we only had sex one time and that quickie in the closet got me.
Posted by Ham Solo
Member since Apr 2015
8268 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 2:48 am to
[quote]Man I haven't done this in along time.[/quote

I'm 40 now with a 34 year old wife. When you are certain you are done with kids have her tie it in a knot.

Having no risk will take the sex game to a whole new level.


If you might want kids in the future just make sure your pull out game is strong.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59570 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 2:54 am to
Well all 3 were with my ex wife and my new wife was already briefed when we met. Told her if you want kids and money then you need to move along I guess she understood we dated 6.5 years and been married for about a year and a half now. Times are better also no kids and no mo child support
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30617 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 6:18 am to
My daughter is almost 2 and little geauxt Jr will be making his arrival any day now.

My daughter has been the epitome of easy baby. We'll see how this next one goes...
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76146 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 6:28 am to
quote:

After my third child 18 years ago I knew my pull out game was weak. Let's just say my last one was an accident we only had sex one time and that quickie in the closet got me.
Odd coincidence, 18 years ago

FLBooGoTigs1:Cums IN the closet
OWLFAN86:Comes OUT of the closet
Posted by RATeamWannabe
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
26018 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 6:42 am to
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coworkers at work

This seems a bit redundant
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
14465 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 8:01 am to

My daughter has been the epitome of easy baby. We'll see how this next one goes...
—-expect the opposite. My first kid Screamed non-stop for 3 months, then turned into an angel. The second slept and cooed for 3 months then turned into a demon.

I hope your results are better
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30412 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 8:07 am to
Our kid had RSV as a toddler and required breathing treatment 24/7 every two hours for 8 months, you talk about an arse whip.

My wife and I were both working and had to rotate waking up every other time.

He's a thriving 12 yr old sports star with a 2000's name now so I guess it was worth it.

Posted by jscrims
Lost
Member since May 2008
3835 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 8:52 am to
quote:

At least newborns don’t talk back. My 4 and 2 year olds challenge my sanity sometimes


Ha, so true. When we had our third and final kid, I had a 3 year old and a 22 month old. My youngest is now almost 2 and she still doesn’t sleep through the night. There wouldn’t have been other kids if my daughter came first. She is a nightmare but was the best as a baby.
Posted by saderade
America's City
Member since Jul 2005
26498 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 9:18 am to
My 2 year old has slept through the night (other than when he was sick) since about 3-4 months. My current 4 month old is currently waking up twice per night. I’m praying he gets over that because it sucks.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 9:20 am to
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Except cleaning it up off her leg 5 minutes later. Nom nom


Wow. You’re a freak.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 9:41 am to
I saw this thread and thought "wait til that kid is 10, 12, 14, 26".

You will be tested and blessed in ways you cannot dream of.
Posted by TigerSaint1
Member since Apr 2014
1479 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 9:47 am to
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Having a toddler is worse. The newborn stage was easy.


My experience was way opposite. Having a newborn was miserable. My son is now 3 and once he turned 18 months it’s like he became a whole nother child. Now he just comes with me everywhere and listens very well.
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
23174 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 9:51 am to
Blades went down at 7:30 this morning. Sorry if it woke the kids up.
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