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re: Having a newborn is like having a hangover.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 9:41 pm to northshorebamaman
Posted on 6/21/19 at 9:41 pm to northshorebamaman
Sending them to daycare helps build a schedule. He has gotten much better at sleeping through the night. We’re having baby number 5 in a few years. After that, I’m cutting my dick off.
Posted on 6/22/19 at 2:20 am to sjmabry
Bump
I feel like this thread should stay on the first page a while.
It's sort of a crossover thread.
Should I jizz on her forehead, or what to expect as a new parent? I feel this hits home to 90% of the ot and should stay near the top for discussion.
I feel like this thread should stay on the first page a while.
It's sort of a crossover thread.
Should I jizz on her forehead, or what to expect as a new parent? I feel this hits home to 90% of the ot and should stay near the top for discussion.
This post was edited on 6/22/19 at 2:29 am
Posted on 6/22/19 at 2:35 am to Ham Solo
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Nothing like letting loose in a hot vag.
Man I haven't done this in along time.
After my third child 18 years ago I knew my pull out game was weak. Let's just say my last one was an accident we only had sex one time and that quickie in the closet got me.
Posted on 6/22/19 at 2:48 am to FLBooGoTigs1
[quote]Man I haven't done this in along time.[/quote
I'm 40 now with a 34 year old wife. When you are certain you are done with kids have her tie it in a knot.
Having no risk will take the sex game to a whole new level.
If you might want kids in the future just make sure your pull out game is strong.
I'm 40 now with a 34 year old wife. When you are certain you are done with kids have her tie it in a knot.
Having no risk will take the sex game to a whole new level.
If you might want kids in the future just make sure your pull out game is strong.
Posted on 6/22/19 at 2:54 am to Ham Solo
Well all 3 were with my ex wife and my new wife was already briefed when we met. Told her if you want kids and money then you need to move along I guess she understood we dated 6.5 years and been married for about a year and a half now. Times are better also no kids and no mo child support 
Posted on 6/22/19 at 6:18 am to LSUTigersVCURams
My daughter is almost 2 and little geauxt Jr will be making his arrival any day now.
My daughter has been the epitome of easy baby. We'll see how this next one goes...
My daughter has been the epitome of easy baby. We'll see how this next one goes...
Posted on 6/22/19 at 6:28 am to FLBooGoTigs1
quote:Odd coincidence, 18 years ago
After my third child 18 years ago I knew my pull out game was weak. Let's just say my last one was an accident we only had sex one time and that quickie in the closet got me.
FLBooGoTigs1:Cums IN the closet
OWLFAN86:Comes OUT of the closet
Posted on 6/22/19 at 6:42 am to Byrdybyrd05
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coworkers at work
This seems a bit redundant
Posted on 6/22/19 at 8:01 am to GEAUXT
My daughter has been the epitome of easy baby. We'll see how this next one goes...
—-expect the opposite. My first kid Screamed non-stop for 3 months, then turned into an angel. The second slept and cooed for 3 months then turned into a demon.
I hope your results are better
Posted on 6/22/19 at 8:07 am to LSUTigersVCURams
Our kid had RSV as a toddler and required breathing treatment 24/7 every two hours for 8 months, you talk about an arse whip.
My wife and I were both working and had to rotate waking up every other time.
He's a thriving 12 yr old sports star with a 2000's name now so I guess it was worth it.
My wife and I were both working and had to rotate waking up every other time.
He's a thriving 12 yr old sports star with a 2000's name now so I guess it was worth it.
Posted on 6/22/19 at 8:52 am to CunningLinguist
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At least newborns don’t talk back. My 4 and 2 year olds challenge my sanity sometimes
Ha, so true. When we had our third and final kid, I had a 3 year old and a 22 month old. My youngest is now almost 2 and she still doesn’t sleep through the night. There wouldn’t have been other kids if my daughter came first. She is a nightmare but was the best as a baby.
Posted on 6/22/19 at 9:18 am to jscrims
My 2 year old has slept through the night (other than when he was sick) since about 3-4 months. My current 4 month old is currently waking up twice per night. I’m praying he gets over that because it sucks.
Posted on 6/22/19 at 9:20 am to mikelbr
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Except cleaning it up off her leg 5 minutes later. Nom nom
Posted on 6/22/19 at 9:41 am to DeafJam73
I saw this thread and thought "wait til that kid is 10, 12, 14, 26".
You will be tested and blessed in ways you cannot dream of.
You will be tested and blessed in ways you cannot dream of.
Posted on 6/22/19 at 9:47 am to HoustonChick86
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Having a toddler is worse. The newborn stage was easy.
My experience was way opposite. Having a newborn was miserable. My son is now 3 and once he turned 18 months it’s like he became a whole nother child. Now he just comes with me everywhere and listens very well.
Posted on 6/22/19 at 9:51 am to LSUTigersVCURams
Blades went down at 7:30 this morning. Sorry if it woke the kids up.
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