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re: Having a newborn is like having a hangover.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 7:23 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
Posted on 6/21/19 at 7:23 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
NillaWafer is now using the potty, and is sleeping in her own room for 6 days in a row now......and were starting over in January.
ETA We has her in her room by herself for a while, then from 12/17 to 6 days ago she’s been coming into our room every night.
ETA We has her in her room by herself for a while, then from 12/17 to 6 days ago she’s been coming into our room every night.
This post was edited on 6/21/19 at 7:24 pm
Posted on 6/21/19 at 7:26 pm to GCTigahs
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The lack of sleep for 3-5yrs takes its toll.
That must be shitty. My 2 year old sleeps from 7-7.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 7:27 pm to sjmabry
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I’m hungover with a newborn at 38. He is 8 weeks old.

Posted on 6/21/19 at 7:28 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
My kid slept through the night at about 3 months old. Now she's almost a teenager and I have to wake her up on the weekends at 10:30 to eat breakfast
Posted on 6/21/19 at 7:29 pm to OysterPoBoy
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Nothing like letting loose in a hot vag.

Posted on 6/21/19 at 7:30 pm to iAmBatman
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That must be shitty. My 2 year old sleeps from 7-7
Every kid is different. 2 of my 4 slept through the night from 2 months on. Other 2... frick those 2.
I hate those 2 assholes to this day 11 yrs later.
This post was edited on 6/21/19 at 7:44 pm
Posted on 6/21/19 at 7:38 pm to mikelbr
Stop marinating in fertile women.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 7:50 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
Having a toddler is worse. The newborn stage was easy.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 8:06 pm to mikelbr
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Except cleaning it up off her leg 5 minutes later.
This thread is going places
Posted on 6/21/19 at 8:28 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
At least newborns don’t talk back. My 4 and 2 year olds challenge my sanity sometimes.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 8:31 pm to Byrdybyrd05
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I have two coworkers at work who has kids in high school and both of them just became a dad again. They look like raccoons when they show up for work lol.
What the hell where they thinking? Idiots. I’m early thirties and I couldn’t imagine being a dad to a new born in my 40’s
Posted on 6/21/19 at 8:31 pm to CunningLinguist
My wife said she wanted a baby today. Our daughter is three now. Im tired all the time anyway, may knock her up.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 8:32 pm to Muthsera
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Wife and I decided to give it 5 years after our first to decide if we wanted another before *snip*. 1 year down. I don't know how anyone affords multiple without an OT baller salary or substantial family support. Daycare is more than my mortgage.
Sorry you’re poor.
But seriously day care in BR currently costs the same as a tuition to St. Joseph’s. But as soon as you step outside the city line, it’s almost cut in half for equal or better quality. It’s nuts.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 8:33 pm to Hogwarts
3 is still young enough and she may be big enough to actually help. What I don’t get are the people who have teenagers/preteens and purposefully get pregers.
As I mentioned earlier, I’m early 30’s and thinking about being snipped after 2 kids under 6
As I mentioned earlier, I’m early 30’s and thinking about being snipped after 2 kids under 6
Posted on 6/21/19 at 8:35 pm to Athos
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Jesus. I did some restaurant work before my program started.. 18 y/o chick got knocked up by a convict. I later learn she gets knocked up again... at 20. Chick has no GED and a criminal record... and she still thinks it’s wise to keep getting knocked up.
Because with her prospects it’s the best income she’s gonna get for the next 18 years
Posted on 6/21/19 at 8:37 pm to Athos
quote:More kids you got the more money you get from dat goberment. Plus on the bright side, you can expect her kids to be our future politicians and president.
Jesus. I did some restaurant work before my program started.. 18 y/o chick got knocked up by a convict. I later learn she gets knocked up again... at 20. Chick has no GED and a criminal record... and she still thinks it’s wise to keep getting knocked up.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 8:42 pm to Ham Solo
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While true, there's something to be said for pulling out and letting loose.
Some girls embrace being the target, others start playing dodgeball, both are entertaining in their own way.
Yeah it's fun to shoot on their tummy in missionary and then have them pull their head way back so it doesn't get on their face.
And then they expect you to clean them up. They just lie there looking at you like "Well, Im waiting for a towel."
Bitches be lay-zee
Posted on 6/21/19 at 8:54 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
My wife and I just had our first kid last week. The first few days were absolutely brutal. Since then she has thankfully slept all night with the exception of waking up at 1 and 4 AM to eat. The wife gets up at 1 and I take the one at 4 since I get up for work around that time anyway.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 9:36 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
My kid is 6 1/2 months and is the beat thing I’ve ever done.
Little guy was in the pool for 2 hrs today laughing, playing, splashing and having a ball. Best day at the pool I’ve ever had.
He also sleeps from 7:30pm to 6:30am almost every night dk wtf you’re talking about
Little guy was in the pool for 2 hrs today laughing, playing, splashing and having a ball. Best day at the pool I’ve ever had.
He also sleeps from 7:30pm to 6:30am almost every night dk wtf you’re talking about
Posted on 6/21/19 at 9:39 pm to CaptainsWafer
Two is more than twice the work.
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