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re: Having a newborn is like having a hangover.

Posted on 6/21/19 at 7:23 pm to
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 6/21/19 at 7:23 pm to
NillaWafer is now using the potty, and is sleeping in her own room for 6 days in a row now......and were starting over in January.

ETA We has her in her room by herself for a while, then from 12/17 to 6 days ago she’s been coming into our room every night.
This post was edited on 6/21/19 at 7:24 pm
Posted by iAmBatman
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Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 6/21/19 at 7:26 pm to
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The lack of sleep for 3-5yrs takes its toll.


That must be shitty. My 2 year old sleeps from 7-7.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38565 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 7:27 pm to
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I’m hungover with a newborn at 38. He is 8 weeks old.

Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53814 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 7:28 pm to
My kid slept through the night at about 3 months old. Now she's almost a teenager and I have to wake her up on the weekends at 10:30 to eat breakfast
Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
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Posted on 6/21/19 at 7:29 pm to
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Nothing like letting loose in a hot vag.



Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 6/21/19 at 7:30 pm to
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That must be shitty. My 2 year old sleeps from 7-7

Every kid is different. 2 of my 4 slept through the night from 2 months on. Other 2... frick those 2.
I hate those 2 assholes to this day 11 yrs later.
This post was edited on 6/21/19 at 7:44 pm
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 6/21/19 at 7:38 pm to
Stop marinating in fertile women.
Posted by HoustonChick86
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Member since Dec 2009
59321 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 7:50 pm to
Having a toddler is worse. The newborn stage was easy.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21836 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 8:06 pm to
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Except cleaning it up off her leg 5 minutes later.


This thread is going places
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
19252 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 8:28 pm to
At least newborns don’t talk back. My 4 and 2 year olds challenge my sanity sometimes.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42720 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 8:31 pm to
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I have two coworkers at work who has kids in high school and both of them just became a dad again. They look like raccoons when they show up for work lol.


What the hell where they thinking? Idiots. I’m early thirties and I couldn’t imagine being a dad to a new born in my 40’s
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18394 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 8:31 pm to
My wife said she wanted a baby today. Our daughter is three now. Im tired all the time anyway, may knock her up.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42720 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 8:32 pm to
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Wife and I decided to give it 5 years after our first to decide if we wanted another before *snip*. 1 year down. I don't know how anyone affords multiple without an OT baller salary or substantial family support. Daycare is more than my mortgage.


Sorry you’re poor.






But seriously day care in BR currently costs the same as a tuition to St. Joseph’s. But as soon as you step outside the city line, it’s almost cut in half for equal or better quality. It’s nuts.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42720 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 8:33 pm to
3 is still young enough and she may be big enough to actually help. What I don’t get are the people who have teenagers/preteens and purposefully get pregers.

As I mentioned earlier, I’m early 30’s and thinking about being snipped after 2 kids under 6
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42720 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 8:35 pm to
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Jesus. I did some restaurant work before my program started.. 18 y/o chick got knocked up by a convict. I later learn she gets knocked up again... at 20. Chick has no GED and a criminal record... and she still thinks it’s wise to keep getting knocked up.


Because with her prospects it’s the best income she’s gonna get for the next 18 years
Posted by dawgsjw
Member since Dec 2012
2114 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 8:37 pm to
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Jesus. I did some restaurant work before my program started.. 18 y/o chick got knocked up by a convict. I later learn she gets knocked up again... at 20. Chick has no GED and a criminal record... and she still thinks it’s wise to keep getting knocked up.

More kids you got the more money you get from dat goberment. Plus on the bright side, you can expect her kids to be our future politicians and president.
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
19793 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 8:42 pm to
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While true, there's something to be said for pulling out and letting loose.

Some girls embrace being the target, others start playing dodgeball, both are entertaining in their own way.


Yeah it's fun to shoot on their tummy in missionary and then have them pull their head way back so it doesn't get on their face.

And then they expect you to clean them up. They just lie there looking at you like "Well, Im waiting for a towel."

Bitches be lay-zee
Posted by Chef Curry
Member since Mar 2019
3164 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 8:54 pm to
My wife and I just had our first kid last week. The first few days were absolutely brutal. Since then she has thankfully slept all night with the exception of waking up at 1 and 4 AM to eat. The wife gets up at 1 and I take the one at 4 since I get up for work around that time anyway.
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
33366 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 9:36 pm to
My kid is 6 1/2 months and is the beat thing I’ve ever done.

Little guy was in the pool for 2 hrs today laughing, playing, splashing and having a ball. Best day at the pool I’ve ever had.

He also sleeps from 7:30pm to 6:30am almost every night dk wtf you’re talking about
Posted by hob
Member since Dec 2017
2403 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 9:39 pm to
Two is more than twice the work.
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