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re: Have you ever stumbled on anyone having sex in the outdoors?
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:47 pm to ldts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:47 pm to ldts
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Besides that, I've been stumbled on a few times. Used to be this little cove at a lake I would go to with guys. It was a nice little spot to go to, but we wouldn't usually do it unless it was dark
Alrighty
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:48 pm to notiger1997
My dad was jogging down a trail like 30 years ago near where I grew up and said he saw two people going at it. Rather than turn around he jogged right by and they didn't miss a beat haha
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:58 pm to Hogwarts
I once observed a young couple having sex in the back patio area of the Maple Leaf on Oak St. in New Orleans. It was a slow night, back in the 1990's, before Jaquimos opened. She had a dress on and she was straddling him as he sat on a bench in the back. They stopped moving when our group went back there, but they couldn't resist the temptation and started grinding again after a few minutes. She started to enjoy the exhibitionist quality of the whole experience and started smiling and laughing at us while they were doing it. The dude nutted and we gave him a round of applause, then the chick climbed off and went to the can to clean up. We joked with the dude afterward but then they both left. Crazy night.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 6:06 pm to notiger1997
When I was 12 my brother and I who was 11 were in the woods shooting our pellet rifles at birds and we wondered upon a small lake. Parked beside the lake was an old Volkswagen van like the hippies drove and with the back door open set two naked men fondling each other. I also smelled what I knew to be marijuana but that site spooked us out and we both ran all the way home. We were frightened.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 6:29 pm to notiger1997
quote:Yes, in a park in Kiev, Ukraine. Going at it hammer and tong on a park bench. Didn't even look up at me as I walked by.
Have you ever stumbled on anyone having sex in the outdoors?
Posted on 5/15/17 at 6:41 pm to notiger1997
Might want to wear shoes or sandals when walking on the beach behind Flora-Bama.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 6:57 pm to notiger1997
I saw a couple going at it on the beach one night when I was out jogging. Luckily I didn't stumble. I slowed down enough to make sure that's what I was really staring at.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 7:25 pm to notiger1997
Saw two DS trash balls smashing on the shore at Tiki Tubing.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 8:40 pm to notiger1997
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Damn. How messed up do you have to be to fck in a dumpster. That's Peej kind of shite there.
It was a fresh roll off container. They had some construction debris in it but not much. You could only see them from if you were on a balcony. Ole boy had a big tittied chic bent over raw dogging it.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:04 pm to The Mick
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We parked boat on beach and when we hopped up on land we were staring at a 110 lb dude banging away on an absolute animal beast of a woman. She was over 3 bills easy
You sure that wasn't a young skinny McElwain humping a shark?
Downtown Hot Springs, Arkansas has trails that lead up between buildings and bathhouses to walking paths. They have a nice view looking back down over the old downtown. One time I took my parents, brother, sister in law and niece and nephew on a tour around the city. We walked up those steps to the walking path and there was a hooker at the top of the steps on her knees blowing some dude.
One night I was driving down an old highway and I saw a chick bend down and start blowing her man while he was driving. My headlights were shining on the back of their heads perfect so I could see well enough. When we finally got a passing lane I sped up on the right so I could see what she looked like. It was a long haired dude instead. Barf!
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:06 pm to notiger1997
On the way to a game in Clemson we were in traffic behind a truck. Traffic was heavy so we were behind this dude for a long time with the traffic just easing along. All of a sudden this girls head pops up out of his lap. She rinses her mouth out with some water and spits it out the passenger window.
For the purposes of this thread I'm assuming oral counts.
For the purposes of this thread I'm assuming oral counts.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:07 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
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When we finally got a passing lane I sped up on the right so I could see what she looked like. It was a long haired dude instead. Barf!
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:13 pm to notiger1997
I did my high school girlfriend in the woods during my churchs' annual get together at the local park. She was such a whore.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:17 pm to Flashback
Yup. People always doing the Wild thang on the Lakeview levee!
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:29 pm to notiger1997
I swear that one time I was railing this girl in the intramural fields at UGA and it was so good I had an out of body experience. I floated clear across the lake and descended upon myself railing another girl at the same time. shite was awesome to watch.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:36 pm to notiger1997
I was once floating down a river in the San Antonio area. My group may or may not have been under the influence of some sort of hallucinogens.
I round the bend of the river, look to my left, and lo and behold, there are two couples getting after it on a patio. So I sit there and think to myself, this can't be real... it's all in your mind. You're high off your arse etc. Well two more members of our party catch up to me, look left, and see the exact same thing.
Maybe we all had the same trip, maybe we didn't. Either way, they were not good looking individuals.
I round the bend of the river, look to my left, and lo and behold, there are two couples getting after it on a patio. So I sit there and think to myself, this can't be real... it's all in your mind. You're high off your arse etc. Well two more members of our party catch up to me, look left, and see the exact same thing.
Maybe we all had the same trip, maybe we didn't. Either way, they were not good looking individuals.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:37 pm to notiger1997
Stumbled on to someone getting a bj in the airport once by the bathrooms before security. Guess one of them just got back in town and couldn't wait for the car. Just chuckled, turned around, and let them be.
Houston Hobby FWIW....
Houston Hobby FWIW....
This post was edited on 5/15/17 at 9:41 pm
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:37 pm to notiger1997
Never stumbled upon anyone having sex, but once while camping this couple stumbled around near our campsite and started going at it.
We were camping on a bluff, across this lake there was a sandbar. It was probably around midnight, we see this 4 wheeler come down the sandbar to the water's edge. We hear the voices, and it's a guy and a girl. They turn off the 4 wheeler and we can't see them, but we can sure hear them.
Dude takes about 30 seconds and it's over. I couldn't resist yelling out, "You call that f*cking?".
We were camping on a bluff, across this lake there was a sandbar. It was probably around midnight, we see this 4 wheeler come down the sandbar to the water's edge. We hear the voices, and it's a guy and a girl. They turn off the 4 wheeler and we can't see them, but we can sure hear them.
Dude takes about 30 seconds and it's over. I couldn't resist yelling out, "You call that f*cking?".
Posted on 5/15/17 at 10:01 pm to LongueCarabine
Walking back to my car at 5am an old man had his pants around his ankles pounding woman in passenger seat of a pickup truck in the Keg (Orange Beach) parking lot.
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