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re: Have you ever stumbled on anyone having sex in the outdoors?

Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:47 pm to
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38570 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:47 pm to
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Besides that, I've been stumbled on a few times. Used to be this little cove at a lake I would go to with guys. It was a nice little spot to go to, but we wouldn't usually do it unless it was dark

Alrighty
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18402 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:48 pm to
My dad was jogging down a trail like 30 years ago near where I grew up and said he saw two people going at it. Rather than turn around he jogged right by and they didn't miss a beat haha
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
21956 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:58 pm to
I once observed a young couple having sex in the back patio area of the Maple Leaf on Oak St. in New Orleans. It was a slow night, back in the 1990's, before Jaquimos opened. She had a dress on and she was straddling him as he sat on a bench in the back. They stopped moving when our group went back there, but they couldn't resist the temptation and started grinding again after a few minutes. She started to enjoy the exhibitionist quality of the whole experience and started smiling and laughing at us while they were doing it. The dude nutted and we gave him a round of applause, then the chick climbed off and went to the can to clean up. We joked with the dude afterward but then they both left. Crazy night.
Posted by Commander Data
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Dec 2016
7291 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 6:06 pm to
When I was 12 my brother and I who was 11 were in the woods shooting our pellet rifles at birds and we wondered upon a small lake. Parked beside the lake was an old Volkswagen van like the hippies drove and with the back door open set two naked men fondling each other. I also smelled what I knew to be marijuana but that site spooked us out and we both ran all the way home. We were frightened.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
135363 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 6:29 pm to
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Have you ever stumbled on anyone having sex in the outdoors?
Yes, in a park in Kiev, Ukraine. Going at it hammer and tong on a park bench. Didn't even look up at me as I walked by.
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15168 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 6:41 pm to
Might want to wear shoes or sandals when walking on the beach behind Flora-Bama.
Posted by dat yat
Chef Pass
Member since Jun 2011
5044 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 6:57 pm to
I saw a couple going at it on the beach one night when I was out jogging. Luckily I didn't stumble. I slowed down enough to make sure that's what I was really staring at.

Posted by Rossberg02
Member since Jun 2016
2591 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 7:25 pm to
Saw two DS trash balls smashing on the shore at Tiki Tubing.
Posted by Drewberry
Naperville, IL
Member since May 2017
121 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 7:34 pm to
I have. Super fun!
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23350 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 8:40 pm to
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Damn. How messed up do you have to be to fck in a dumpster. That's Peej kind of shite there.


It was a fresh roll off container. They had some construction debris in it but not much. You could only see them from if you were on a balcony. Ole boy had a big tittied chic bent over raw dogging it.
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
14238 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:04 pm to
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We parked boat on beach and when we hopped up on land we were staring at a 110 lb dude banging away on an absolute animal beast of a woman. She was over 3 bills easy


You sure that wasn't a young skinny McElwain humping a shark?

Downtown Hot Springs, Arkansas has trails that lead up between buildings and bathhouses to walking paths. They have a nice view looking back down over the old downtown. One time I took my parents, brother, sister in law and niece and nephew on a tour around the city. We walked up those steps to the walking path and there was a hooker at the top of the steps on her knees blowing some dude.

One night I was driving down an old highway and I saw a chick bend down and start blowing her man while he was driving. My headlights were shining on the back of their heads perfect so I could see well enough. When we finally got a passing lane I sped up on the right so I could see what she looked like. It was a long haired dude instead. Barf!
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23421 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:06 pm to
On the way to a game in Clemson we were in traffic behind a truck. Traffic was heavy so we were behind this dude for a long time with the traffic just easing along. All of a sudden this girls head pops up out of his lap. She rinses her mouth out with some water and spits it out the passenger window.

For the purposes of this thread I'm assuming oral counts.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:07 pm to
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When we finally got a passing lane I sped up on the right so I could see what she looked like. It was a long haired dude instead. Barf!


Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8479 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:13 pm to
I did my high school girlfriend in the woods during my churchs' annual get together at the local park. She was such a whore.
Posted by tke_swamprat
Houma, LA
Member since Aug 2004
11219 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:17 pm to
Yup. People always doing the Wild thang on the Lakeview levee!
Posted by Dick Leverage
In The HizHouse
Member since Nov 2013
9000 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:29 pm to
I swear that one time I was railing this girl in the intramural fields at UGA and it was so good I had an out of body experience. I floated clear across the lake and descended upon myself railing another girl at the same time. shite was awesome to watch.
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
8521 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:36 pm to
I was once floating down a river in the San Antonio area. My group may or may not have been under the influence of some sort of hallucinogens.

I round the bend of the river, look to my left, and lo and behold, there are two couples getting after it on a patio. So I sit there and think to myself, this can't be real... it's all in your mind. You're high off your arse etc. Well two more members of our party catch up to me, look left, and see the exact same thing.

Maybe we all had the same trip, maybe we didn't. Either way, they were not good looking individuals.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
17194 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:37 pm to
Stumbled on to someone getting a bj in the airport once by the bathrooms before security. Guess one of them just got back in town and couldn't wait for the car. Just chuckled, turned around, and let them be.

Houston Hobby FWIW....
This post was edited on 5/15/17 at 9:41 pm
Posted by LongueCarabine
Pointe Aux Pins, LA
Member since Jan 2011
8205 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:37 pm to
Never stumbled upon anyone having sex, but once while camping this couple stumbled around near our campsite and started going at it.

We were camping on a bluff, across this lake there was a sandbar. It was probably around midnight, we see this 4 wheeler come down the sandbar to the water's edge. We hear the voices, and it's a guy and a girl. They turn off the 4 wheeler and we can't see them, but we can sure hear them.

Dude takes about 30 seconds and it's over. I couldn't resist yelling out, "You call that f*cking?".
Posted by Palmetto08
Member since Sep 2012
4152 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 10:01 pm to
Walking back to my car at 5am an old man had his pants around his ankles pounding woman in passenger seat of a pickup truck in the Keg (Orange Beach) parking lot.
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