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Have you ever stumbled on anyone having sex in the outdoors?

Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:32 pm
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
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Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:32 pm
Thread on another board has a few stories of people catching people in boats or in the woods getting it in.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64526 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:34 pm to
Dear Penthouse Letters.....
Posted by BuckeyeFan87
Columbus
Member since Dec 2007
25239 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:35 pm to
Against our house when I lived on campus. They were in a small walkway behind the house. Roommate heard and called me in to see. I said grab the camera and they ran.

Good times
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18146 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:36 pm to
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Thread on another board has a few stories of people catching people in boats or in the woods getting it in.



Then just read that thread instead of starting one over here
Posted by RocketPower13
Member since Jan 2017
2479 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:36 pm to
One of the first times I had sex it was on a dock near my house and a group of ppl drove by on 4 wheelers... We went to a local food est after and saw the ppl. We were not embarrassed.

Great White Buffalo, she was gorgeous.
This post was edited on 5/15/17 at 11:10 pm
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:36 pm to
All the time, the trick is to know where to look.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:36 pm to
Yeah while night fishing around house once.

Another time I pulled into a parking lot and a cpl teenagers popped up in a car. This was middle of the day on a Sunday. White gal getting some BBC in her mom's Oldsmobile.
This post was edited on 5/15/17 at 4:37 pm
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43103 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:36 pm to
Yes. My brothers and I stopped on side of bayou Lacombe at little beach spot that used to be called the pecan grove. There was a little cliff like edge due to erosion. We parked boat on beach and when we hopped up on land we were staring at a 110 lb dude banging away on an absolute animal beast of a woman. She was over 3 bills easy. They both looked at us and laughed.

We ran back to the boat and left immediately.
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10011 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

having sex in the outdoors?


Do you mean out of the indoors? Am I high?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

Thread on another board has a few stories of people catching people in boats or in the woods getting it in.



yeras ago I was on a ski lift with a pretty hot(female,) ski instructor and her very hot(female also, student, the lift stopped for a few minutes for a pile up on one of the ends, we heard the glorious sound of some girl absolutely getting jack hammered in the woods pretty close to the lift, the looks on their faces were priceless
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18146 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

All the time, the trick is to know where to look.



like in peoples' windows
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21919 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:37 pm to
If you consider a dumpster in the French Quarter outdoors, yes.
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
38680 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:38 pm to
Used to live in Dana Point, Cali and I would go run on the beach sometimes when I got home from work. One winter, it was dark but I could see what looked like a large beached fish/ mammal at the water break.....jogged over.....2 dudes 69'n......fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58122 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:38 pm to
Shut up loser. That thread was on a different subject.
Anyway the OT is better at threads like this
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43103 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:38 pm to
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O-T Lounge
quote:

she was gorgeous
goes without saying...
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:39 pm to
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like in peoples' windows



That works too, but I was thinking something less creepy like sneaking up on teenagers at public parks after dark. They're usually so into it that they don't even notice you.
Posted by Abadeebadaba
LSU fan @ FSU
Member since Sep 2010
4983 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:40 pm to
Yup. One time after a party at my fraternity house (3 am), I was walking my ex gf back to her dorm. We were walking in the middle of campus (Southern Miss) by the payne center. Her and I hear what sounds like a jingling dog collar, and we begin to look around. We look left and see some baw trow dropped drilling this girl from the back. Ol' girl noticed that we saw and tried to make it behind some brush, but ol boy was locked in like a pitbull. Still laugh to this day about it.
This post was edited on 5/15/17 at 4:41 pm
Posted by The Great McGinty
Member since Jan 2017
1384 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:41 pm to
When I was around 10-12 me and my brother had a bateau with a 9 1/2 evinrude cursing the bayous of ascension and we passed a truck parked along the canal with the drivers door open and when we passed it, dude had legs over his shoulders and his pants around his ankles, and he never skipped a beat. He gave us one look over his shoulder and kept on keeping on.

Fast forward 20yrs and the same brother was smashing a chick at a rock concert in Shreveport. I went to retrieve him and on my way too get him I walked upon a street bum master-baiting to my brother smash this chick underneath an overpass.

FML
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6254 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:42 pm to
More than once I've noticed a couple going at lunch to "park" for a while in the back of a lot. One couple did this regularly over a few months. Had a PI or spouse been following them it would've been game over.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

I was thinking something less creepy like sneaking up on teenagers at public parks after dark.

don't know what the University Lakes are like now but that was, er, would have been a creeper/voyeur's paradise when I was there
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