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re: Have you ever stumbled on anyone having sex in the outdoors?

Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:43 pm to
Posted by Glock17
Member since Oct 2007
23187 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:43 pm to
About ten years ago I was in downtown BR and stopped to talk to some friends who were sitting outside that bar that used to be tabbys blues box on lafayette st near the Hilton. We were all sitting around talking and I looked up and some white trash dude had his lounge lizard bent over hanging half way out the window on the second floor of that hollowed out building that's next door. We all started laughing and they saw us and kept at it for a few more minutes then stopped and came down and left. They looked like a lovely white trash couple
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40907 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:43 pm to
Bickham Dickson park in Shreveport. You had to park on the pavement, but you could walk about 1/4 mile out on this point going back toward the highway. My buddy and I were heading back there to fish, when out of nowhere a good looking chick pops up out of the tall grass about 10 yards in front of us and starts doing the one legged hop thing to get her panties back on. The dude she was with was just laughing. They had a blanket spread out real romantic like. We just said, "Hey, how are y'all doing?" and kept walking. When we got about 50 yards past them we looked back and they were no where to be seen. Presumably back on the ground.
This post was edited on 5/15/17 at 4:49 pm
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61784 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:43 pm to
Damn. How messed up do you have to be to fck in a dumpster. That's Peej kind of shite there.

I was camping in a pretty crowded camp ground and about 100 feet from me across the road a guy and his girl put in a nice sound show for everyone within a 100 yards.
She was pretty damn good looking but must have been boring as she wasn't making a sound. Ole boy was moaning and groaning and trying to do his best porn movie sounds
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:44 pm to
quote:

University Lakes


Oh yeah, I've had quite a few romantic evenings there all by myself, if you know what I'm saying
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13527 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:45 pm to
Saw a couple bums going at it in broad daylight outside of a popular Metro station in DC. They couldn't have given less of a shite that they were surrounded by many people.

Really great for the property values in that area.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61784 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:46 pm to
Hell I figure anyone who grew up near Baton Rouge had to dine the deed in a car by the lakes at least once
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38570 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:49 pm to
quote:

Used to live in Dana Point, Cali and I would go run on the beach sometimes when I got home from work. One winter, it was dark but I could see what looked like a large beached fish/ mammal at the water break.....jogged over.....2 dudes 69'n......fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Almost the same thing happened to me in Hawaii except it was an elderly man plowing an asian guy.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:53 pm to
No, but I was once temporarily cock-blocked by someone else who did.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61784 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:55 pm to
Cops rolled up on my high school girl friend and I while we were parked in a dead end street by the woods.
They came around a corner and were parked and out of the cars before we could even get fully dressed.
They allowed her to stay in the car, but made me get out. Talk about embarrassing shite. Back then those silky thin boxers were popular so there I am in front of the cop car with a hard on while these two cops were questioning me. 2nd guy couldn't stop giggling
Posted by PrideofTheSEC
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2012
5275 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:02 pm to
Similar experience except my cops were pricks. Made her and I call our parents and tell them what we were doing. Never forget my mom's reaction on the other line. I was 18 my gf was 17.
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
11248 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:10 pm to
quote:

catching people in boats or in the woods getting it in.



Was going to duck hunt in Russell Sage WMA up in Monroe one morning back when you could go in as early as you wanted. I am guessing late 90's or early 2000's. So, I was driving down the gravel road by the dump heading to the place we unload our wheelers and low and behold a dude and his girlfriend are naked as a jaybird flagging me down (sorry no pics). It's at least 20 degrees. I mean cold as frick. After making sure that I wasn't about to get car jacked by some nudists, the dude asks if I could pull them out with my truck. He was maybe 20. They were stuck in the ditch on the side of the road and I guess decided to have some sects waiting on someone to drive along. I was like, go put some clothes on and I will help. He went and put on his underwear. That was it. Very weird.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:11 pm to
I and wife have been the ones stumbled upon.

a troop of Girl Scouts.

honest.

we were at the bottom of a ravine. They were high overhead, walking across a ravine using a tree that had been felled to give people a bridge over the little valley.

My wife thought it would be nice to do it outdoors (in a state park).

Ah well. Once we heard the kids overhead, we carefully ended our play. I just had to pull up my pants a bit.
Posted by RocketPower13
Member since Jan 2017
2563 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:14 pm to
Did you pull them out or did he pull himself out?
Posted by MottLaneKid
Gonzales
Member since Apr 2012
4543 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:28 pm to
Around 1995, I was driving on college drive heading toward east Baton Rouge Parish school board and this middle aged woman was driving an old van. She had her breasts out in the open. I don't know if she was an exhibitionist or was trying to get some evening sun on those mounds. Fairly big iirc
Posted by ldts
Member since Aug 2015
2936 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:29 pm to
Back when I delivered pizzas, I used to go to this run down dump of a hotel. Many times I would see a couple doing it in the empty swimming pool.

Besides that, I've been stumbled on a few times. Used to be this little cove at a lake I would go to with guys. It was a nice little spot to go to, but we wouldn't usually do it unless it was dark. Had a few times where a boat passed us, they would usually holler at us or something.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
91633 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:35 pm to
I was walking home from the bar once and heard some orgasm noises. Had no idea where it was coming from, then I see a dude just finger blasting this chick on the steps of this church. He was just going to town on her.


While I was in college, a co worker fricked this girl behind the patio bar we worked at.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26232 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:36 pm to
When I was a Freshman, my room was on the ground floor of a dorm. There was a window with some trimmed up bushes (no double entendre intended, at this point).

I'm walking home one night and I see 5-6 guys outside my window. I ask what's up and it turns out they are all watching my roommate happily banging away on his nice looking girlfriend.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
18223 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:41 pm to
quote:

Used to be this little cove at a lake I would go to with guys.

How many guys did you do in that little cove?
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18919 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:42 pm to
Spring Break 2007 at PCB. Some girl was getting a train run on her behind a sand dune.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
52792 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:42 pm to
ShooterMcGavin did. RIP.
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