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re: Have we talked about the best god damn stolen valor fishing captain in Florida yet?
Posted on 4/4/25 at 7:15 am to SwampMonster
Posted on 4/4/25 at 7:15 am to SwampMonster
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Old saying, if you’re gonna jaw jack it, be ready to knuckle back it.
I don't think that saying is very old at all.
"A stitch in time, saves nine". Now THAT is an old saying.
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Posted on 4/4/25 at 7:16 am to Proximo
Nothing wrong with being a Human Resources Analyst. It’s still service. Just don’t lie about it, lol.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 7:18 am to Y.A. Tittle
Evidently not. One of the guys on boat was there to film and he stated that they fished all day and didn't get a bite
Posted on 4/4/25 at 7:37 am to DownshiftAndFloorIt
If it had been on “the high seas” it would have been piracy, and he might be facing life.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 7:41 am to Proximo
Damn. That video infuriates me. That kid was scared to death when he got on his boat.
And I don't understand how those other guys just sat there. Handle your fricking buddy.
I wish the kid would have accelerated when the douche was in between boats.
And I don't understand how those other guys just sat there. Handle your fricking buddy.
I wish the kid would have accelerated when the douche was in between boats.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 7:46 am to BeachDude022
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So many "bros" and "bruhs" holy shite
You should hear a carload of 12 and 13 year old girls on the way to and from soccer practice. They sound like a damn broken record.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 7:51 am to SwampMonster
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Old saying, if you’re gonna jaw jack it, be ready to knuckle back it.
One of my favorites of that type is:
"Don't let your mouth write checks your arse can't cash".
Posted on 4/4/25 at 7:56 am to gumbo2176
"Don't let your mouth write checks your arse can't cash".
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Don’t let your alligator mouth overload your jay bird arse
Posted on 4/4/25 at 8:04 am to RanchoLaPuerto
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If it had been on “the high seas” it would have been piracy, and he might be facing life.
I don't think anybody is going to seriously accuse the a-hole of piracy or advocate for life in prison, but he did break two major rules of boating. You DO NOT board without permission, and you DO NOT take the helm without permission.
This played out as well as it possibly could have once capt a-hole boarded.
Boating on the weekend does suck these days though. There are so many people doing shite like anchoring in the channel without lights, blasting by anchored boats, not yielding to the stand on vessel, etc. Evidently we can add getting boarded by irate drunk charter captains.
Charter captains span the full width of total a-hole dickheads to fantastic people.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 8:09 am to TorchtheFlyingTiger
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The other passengers especially if fellow captains should have done something the deescalate or intervene
If I'm on that boat, I'm telling Brock to stfu and let it go. Instead, they sit there like giant vaginas.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 8:13 am to BottomlandBrew
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If I'm on that boat,
I'm taking the helm and driving off once it starts going downhill.
It aint worth getting in a damn gun fight over. Flip em off and move on.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 8:18 am to Salmon
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I wish the kid would have accelerated when the douche was in between boats.
Me too, but then you think about it and it would have turned into a "high speed chase" and most likely with violent results.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 8:20 am to SwampMonster
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Old saying, if you’re gonna jaw jack it, be ready to knuckle back it.
My generation has two different iterations of this saying:
"Knuck if you buck" or those in Louisiana and surrounding areas are more likely to use "You wanna talk shite?! You wanna run yo mouf?! We'll set this bitch off!"
Posted on 4/4/25 at 8:37 am to LanierSpots
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The other 3 guys in the boat with him were also licensed captains. He was probably trying to impress them by attacking this kid. It was a bad call.
I find it amazing that none of the other 3 adults in his boat stepped in to stop this guy. Pathetic group all around.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 8:40 am to Proximo
If "Real Bros of Simi Valley" were real life.....
Posted on 4/4/25 at 8:44 am to Proximo
Horny is lucky that "kid" did not have a pistol, because I feel like a lot of fishermen in this situation would have shot him the second he hit the throttle.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 9:56 am to BigGreenTiger
The whole thing is a slippery slope for the kid. Had he bowed up and engaged the a-hole capt physically, he was outmanned 4:1. So suppose he was actually the fighting type and he gets the greatest charter guide on the ropes or in a choke hold; now he’s got the other 3 coming to their baw’s aid.
If he pops a cap in the great capt’s arse when he rushed aboard, he’d better be ready to shoot those other 3 retards if they rush. And God forbid they don’t open fire on him! Then it’s a huge mess. The whole thing sucks, and just illustrates how crazy and uncivil people have become.
If he pops a cap in the great capt’s arse when he rushed aboard, he’d better be ready to shoot those other 3 retards if they rush. And God forbid they don’t open fire on him! Then it’s a huge mess. The whole thing sucks, and just illustrates how crazy and uncivil people have become.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 10:10 am to DownshiftAndFloorIt
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I don't think anybody is going to seriously accuse the a-hole of piracy or advocate for life in prison
Have you seen this dudes rap sheet? He clearly isnt fit for society.
Posted on 4/5/25 at 4:08 pm to More beer please
UPDATE
FOX 35 Orlando
FOX 35 Orlando
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PUNTA GORDA, Fla. - The charter boat captain at the center of a viral boating rage incident in Punta Gorda was arrested Friday night. Brock Horner, 40, is being charged with burglary with assault or battery, non-forced entry.
Scott Weinberg, Horner's original attorney, has told FOX 35 that he's no longer representing him.
Horner is currently being held in the Charlotte County Jail.
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What's next:
Officials are currently still conducting the criminal investigation.
In addition, the U.S. Coast Guard and the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission are conducting separate investigations due to the location of the incident.
Posted on 4/5/25 at 4:15 pm to tommy2tone1999
They had to hold a press conference for this ridiculous shite?
That stupid frick got away with that b/c it was kid.
He does that same shite to a man that's reasonably prepared and those idiots won't need a press conference.
That stupid frick got away with that b/c it was kid.
He does that same shite to a man that's reasonably prepared and those idiots won't need a press conference.
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