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re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina
Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:46 pm to SPEEDY
Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:46 pm to SPEEDY
Wait a minute...
Is this just a more elegant way to say, "a can of anchovies and a bag of doritos"?
I might have to try that line on my wife.
quote:
It’s a blend of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed that puts us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.
Is this just a more elegant way to say, "a can of anchovies and a bag of doritos"?
I might have to try that line on my wife.
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Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:47 pm to SPEEDY
Waiter, there’s a hair in my candle.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:00 pm to SPEEDY
dont even want
if it was taylor swift tho
if it was taylor swift tho
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:01 pm to SPEEDY
Don’t hate the player....
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:09 pm to SPEEDY
Over/under on how many of these candles Chris Martin purchases?
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:15 pm to SPEEDY
ORDERED!
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:16 pm to SeeeeK
quote:
She is a certified loon
And every person who spent $75 on it
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:22 pm to SPEEDY
quote:
her vagina
quote:
Goop
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:24 pm to SPEEDY
HaHahahahaha. The company’s name... “Goop”
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:41 pm to SPEEDY
Hollyweird doing hollyweird things
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:42 pm to SPEEDY
Have an idea for a Swalwell Candle that would be a great gift for a few of my buddies.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:44 pm to SPEEDY
DOes she stick her hand down there and then sniff her fingers or can she just smell it all the way up at her nose?
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:51 pm to ScrapPack
quote:
Smells like Harvey Weinstein's jizz.
This made me laugh.....also used this line on my wife when I showed her the candle so thanks.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:51 pm to gthog61
So what scent are we talking?
Crawfish boil remnants
or
Fish Filet
Crawfish boil remnants
or
Fish Filet
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:51 pm to SPEEDY
Is there a scratch and sniff option?
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:58 pm to SPEEDY
IWSI
I would sniff it
I would sniff it
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:59 pm to SPEEDY
quote:
Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina at $75 a pop
Posted on 1/10/20 at 7:03 pm to SPEEDY
:that'smyfetishgif:
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