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re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina

Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:06 pm to
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
9973 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:06 pm to
Plot twist....it's shaped like Harvey Weinstein's penis
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
15941 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:10 pm to
quote:

She is a certified loon


And i have a certified erection.
Posted by DaTroof
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2015
989 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

She is a certified loon


Ok yes definitely but also

quote:

This is brilliant




Posted by Boss
Member since Dec 2007
1264 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:13 pm to
This post was edited on 1/10/20 at 5:15 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
65994 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:16 pm to
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Who the frick spends $75 on a single candle?


I guess people who want their home to smell like Gywneth Paltrow’s snatch.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
34985 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:18 pm to
I'll buy one of hers if she buys one that smells like my ball sack after a long day at work. Who thinks "people will want to smell my vagina"?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
74764 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:18 pm to
Hey baw, happy new year! Haven’t seen you in a while.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48934 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:18 pm to
quote:

Seriously you'd have to be some weird incel or creep to order something like that



Well you just described about 90% of this board.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
65994 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:20 pm to
quote:

Hey baw, happy new year! Haven’t seen you in a while.


Howdy!

The past few months I’ve been working in the field more. Rarely am I in the office for any amount of time. Not sure if this will be permanent or not.
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
36913 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP—the two were working on a fragrance, and she blurted out, “Uhhh..this smells like a vagina”—but evolved into a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent. (That turned out to be perfect as a candle—we did a test run at an In goop Health, and it sold out within hours.) It’s a blend of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed that puts us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.


Not as creepy as the first link makes it out to be. But still...
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
74764 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:28 pm to
As long as that keeps the ticker healthy!
Posted by messyjesse
Member since Nov 2015
2075 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:30 pm to
Plot twist, it's from Shallow Hal
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
36474 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:30 pm to
Sign #579 that shite has gotten out of hand.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
26830 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

Who the frick spends $75 on a single candle?


That's cheap you poor bastard. Stop shopping at Dollar General
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
65994 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:33 pm to
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As long as that keeps the ticker healthy!


Thanks! So far so good. Only real trouble I’ve had was when I had to travel to Durango, Colorado early this week. The town is like 6,000’ above sea level. And we went up to Silverton which is right at 10,000’ above sea level. It was all I could do to walk across the street.
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
20399 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:33 pm to
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
36318 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:35 pm to
Thanks bro. Just copped a few for the crib and one for the office
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
13600 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:38 pm to
I'll wait for the Salma Hayek
Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
49566 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:40 pm to
Harvey wrecked that
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11802 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:42 pm to
“Candle for sale. Slightly used.”

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