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re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina

Posted on 1/10/20 at 7:14 pm to
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
7752 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 7:14 pm to
Maybe this comes from one of those joke candle places where it smells all nice fresh flowers for a few minutes then it starts smelling like rotting fish.
Posted by ScoobyDont
Member since Sep 2016
816 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 7:14 pm to
Sick on many levels. Also, if I remember correctly, she is on the Keto Diet, and many women on that diet get what is called Keto Crotch. Hard pass either way.
Posted by MexicanTiger97
Member since May 2018
998 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina at $75 a pop for her lifestyle and wellness company Goop. The name of the candle is none other than, you guessed it, “This Smells Like My Vagina.”

Paltrow first came across a scent that she said reminded her of the smell of her own vagina, she claims. The scent was then finalized for the “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle, which reportedly sold out within hours of its test run.


Sounds like it is going to be as successful as my scent, "This Smells Like My arse...After a night of Taco Bell and Whiskey". It was a huge hit with the gay community.
Posted by 504Voodoo
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2012
13546 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

She is a certified loon



But also...

quote:

This is brilliant. ?





Posted by FreddieMac
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
21184 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 7:29 pm to
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7028 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 7:38 pm to
quote:

Who the frick spends $75 on a single candle?

If youre an OT baller you buy it, smell it, donate it to good will
Posted by elcid
Band Camp
Member since Mar 2007
3036 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 7:51 pm to
So glad Hollywood is so outspoken so we lesser beings can learn from their almighty brains. I found a tennis ball tube at my parents home labeled farts from 1988. I am sending it to her new company asking her to make a sc ent called “smells like my 1988 fart"
This post was edited on 1/10/20 at 7:54 pm
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
14454 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 8:00 pm to
Ricky Gervais was on point.
Posted by Chef Curry
Member since Mar 2019
2086 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 8:03 pm to
Is this any different than buying a fleshlight molded out of a porn stars vag?
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 8:08 pm to
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Pepe Lepew



subject matter expert has checked in
Posted by Polycarp
Texas
Member since Feb 2009
5580 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 8:14 pm to
No thanks, I’ll just walk by the seafood dept at HEB
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48699 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 8:34 pm to
She should send one to Harvey Weinstein as a gift for helping her with her career.
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10341 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 8:44 pm to
This is hilarious! I can't stop laughing. Thank you
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11411 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 8:55 pm to
Diameter?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66271 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 9:16 pm to
Cause you’re a sky,
You’re a sky full of spunk

I think I fricked youuuuuuuuu....
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 9:32 pm to
Like taco seasoning?
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
66137 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 9:43 pm to

If the wick is a tampon string, I'll take 2.
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