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re: Golf is just basketball for really lazy people with money
Posted on 3/30/19 at 1:11 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 3/30/19 at 1:11 pm to theunknownknight
My guess is you have never played golf.
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Posted on 3/30/19 at 1:18 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 3/30/19 at 1:38 pm to theunknownknight
Golf is just an excuse to start drinking at 8am, ride around in a golf cart for 4 hours playing grab arse with the drink cart girls all while enjoying nature and every now and then hitting a hole in one.
It’s ashame I only get to play 4-5 times a year.
I’ve traded all that in for fishing and hunting which I do all those things but last a lot longer than 4 hours. Usually 48-72 hours longer.
It’s ashame I only get to play 4-5 times a year.
I’ve traded all that in for fishing and hunting which I do all those things but last a lot longer than 4 hours. Usually 48-72 hours longer.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 1:39 pm to tgrbaitn08
Posted on 3/30/19 at 2:05 pm to theunknownknight
I don’t play but it’s an extremely difficult sport. I want to play and I will one day in the future.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 2:08 pm to theunknownknight
The only thing golf and basketball have in common is having to get a ball in a hole.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 3:34 pm to OweO
Golf as we know it was played in 1457, quite a number of years before basketball
Posted on 3/30/19 at 3:35 pm to TulaneUVA
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Nice troll.
Try this on the golf board
Posted on 3/30/19 at 4:10 pm to craigbiggio
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Golf is so lame a half black dude picked it up one day and became the GOAT
Jack Nicklaus is half black? Who knew!
Posted on 3/30/19 at 4:23 pm to el Gaucho
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I always laugh when I pass the golf course and see all the 30 and 40 year old boomers out there sweating their asses off
There are no 30-40 year old “boomers”
Posted on 3/30/19 at 4:25 pm to theunknownknight
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No golf cart;no care
Would be like asking an Uber to drive you in NASCAR or a boat for a swimming ace. I agree, if you ride in a cart golf is nothing more than a frustrating skill, not a sport.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 4:34 pm to theunknownknight
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Be a real man.
Happy Gilmore was a golfer and he is the only person to ever take of his skate and try to stab someone
Posted on 3/30/19 at 4:54 pm to WaWaWeeWa
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Posted on 3/30/19 at 5:19 pm to Martini
People that were born in the 70s and 80s are boomers
Posted on 3/30/19 at 5:49 pm to theunknownknight
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Golf is just basketball
Not really. Not even remotely close.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 6:11 pm to theunknownknight
Golf is extremely cheap compared to bass fishing. Those guys are the real athletes of wealth. You try casting 1278 times a day with ten $500-$600 rod/reel combos while clinching your butt cheeks in a 70mph boat. Then you say they’re not talented.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 6:15 pm to East Coast Band
Augusta is the most beautiful place on earth*
*only applies to out of shape office drones who couldn’t hike two miles into an actual beautiful place, not have the perspective to appreciate actual nature
*only applies to out of shape office drones who couldn’t hike two miles into an actual beautiful place, not have the perspective to appreciate actual nature
Posted on 3/30/19 at 6:29 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 3/30/19 at 7:15 pm to theunknownknight
I remember a survey of professional athletes about the 2 sports they respect the most.
The two winners were golf and swimming. Two sports most people don't understand what it takes to be a pro.
The two winners were golf and swimming. Two sports most people don't understand what it takes to be a pro.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 8:47 pm to theunknownknight
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They stand there swinging a skinny stick at tiny balls hoping to make solid contact as they squint towards the sun hoping to get in a hole.
Has a more uncel/cuck metaphor ever been so brilliantly devised?
My skinny stick has a 460CC head on it.
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