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Golf is just basketball for really lazy people with money

Posted on 3/30/19 at 12:47 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61310 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 12:47 pm
They stand there swinging a skinny stick at tiny balls hoping to make solid contact as they squint towards the sun hoping to get in a hole.

Has a more uncel/cuck metaphor ever been so brilliantly devised?

Be a real man. Put some tight thigh high shorts on, unashamed of the outline of your package and drive to the hole, hands on, like an alpha.
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34401 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 12:48 pm to
Golf is the only sport you can have a perfect game and just be average.
Posted by Collegedropout
Where Northern Mexico meets Dixie
Member since May 2017
5202 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 12:48 pm to
Hoop ball
Posted by TulaneUVA
Member since Jun 2005
26238 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 12:49 pm to
Nice troll.

Try this on the golf board
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 12:49 pm to
Golf is so lame a half black dude picked it up one day and became the GOAT
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106013 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 12:49 pm to
Golf is polo for people too poor to afford a stable of horses.
Posted by LSU Tigershark
10,000 posts
Member since Dec 2007
10568 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 12:49 pm to
You ok, man?
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60076 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 12:49 pm to
I always laugh when I pass the golf course and see all the 30 and 40 year old boomers out there sweating their asses off

They probably would have a heart attack if they tried to play a real sport like soccer
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
33256 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 12:49 pm to
Lol OP mad as frick he sucks at golf
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66984 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 12:50 pm to
It's a tradition, unlike any other. Sorry, you have missed out in life



Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61310 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

You ok, man?


Pretty good. Text me.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132599 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 12:53 pm to
Your mom is just a hole for really lazy people with money
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61310 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 12:53 pm to
She gotta work. Unlike these golfing goons
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
16003 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 12:56 pm to
Earl was half black. Tiger isn’t half of anything. Asian women are really good at golf. Maybe that’s where he got his golf prowess.
Posted by Smoke7024
Member since Jun 2010
24126 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 12:56 pm to
Weird melt.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 1:01 pm to
I bet you couldn't score par with unlimited mulligans.
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14788 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 1:04 pm to
Huh? You ever walk 4-5 miles with a 50 pound bag on your back in 80-95 degree weather? It’s definitely not lazy.

Lazy sport is definitely baseball. Run 90 feet once an hour, if you don’t walk or strike out.

Soccer, tennis and motocross are on a different level.
This post was edited on 3/30/19 at 1:07 pm
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
14079 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 1:05 pm to
More like Bowling. No real difference except for the size of the wallets of the players...
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61310 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 1:05 pm to
quote:

Huh? You ever walk 4-5 miles with a 50 pound bag on your back in 80-95 degree weather? It’s definitely not lazy.


No golf cart;no care
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 1:11 pm to
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with a 50 pound bag


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