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re: Girl names like ‘Jade’ and ‘Rose’ will be hottest boy names of 2024: experts

Posted on 10/17/23 at 6:09 pm to
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17027 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 6:09 pm to
There is one thing you can’t change about school or kids growing up and that’s kids getting made fun of.

Why TF would you want to set your kid up for failure?

That kid is gonna be pissed when he gets older.

Cutesy names are so dumb. The babies turn into adults
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68340 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 6:20 pm to
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“The perfect baby name for 2024 is one that is ahead of the style curve, personally significant and identity-defining,” added Redmond
This person is a vacuous idiot.
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
11275 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 7:27 pm to
This is good news. Mentally deranged parents are about to create a bunch of tough American men. You don’t name a boy Rose, or Jade, and especially not Sue unless you want them to fight their way through life.

Johnny Cash taught me that.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29119 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 7:30 pm to
Resumes will be a lot of fun to look at it 25 years. Lots of claxxtyn’s and Breighnsleigh’s.
Posted by DeepBlueSea
Member since Jan 2018
773 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 7:36 pm to
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“Today’s parents are fixated on sending the right messages with the names they choose,” Pamela Redmond, founder of Nameberry, a global site devoted to monikers, in a recent report on buzzy baby naming trends expected to dominate in the new year.

“The perfect baby name for 2024 is one that is ahead of the style curve, personally significant and identity-defining,” added Redmond.



People like this probably don’t need to be having kids in the first place.

It’s like they forget that actual adult humans (who they claim to love and want the best for) will have to carry these dumb af trophy names around for the rest of their lives, constantly correcting others’ spelling, pronunciation, or misconceptions about their identity and trying desperately to get a respectable job because even if they manage to build a strong resume plenty of employers just won’t want the headache of sorting out how or what to call them.

If new parents are so dead-set on “making a statement” by putting some uneek, pretentious, functionally illiterate and/or socially awkward collection of letters on an official form, they can go change their own names.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64650 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 7:36 pm to
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Modish moms-to-be are giving traditionally masculine baby names such as Michael, John and Charles the boot — embracing, instead, names like Carmen, Hazel and Rose for their incoming little boys. 


Some day in the future when historians start looking at the root causes of the collapse of the United States of America, they will come to the conclusion the downward spiral started with with the passage of the 19th Amendment and rise of the feminist movement.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124368 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 7:38 pm to
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Shirley, you’re not serious.


Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
3924 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 7:44 pm to
I know a guy named Jade. He's probably 55 and he's a bad mother fricker.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71443 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 7:45 pm to
Lol horse shite. These people live in a dream world.

This is obvious wish casting.
This post was edited on 10/17/23 at 7:46 pm
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14866 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 7:47 pm to
If your boy isn't named after one of the first 4 books of the new testament, he's going to be touching dicks by middle school.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68340 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 7:51 pm to
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Some little a-hole was making fun of one of my kids the other day, and his name was Skylar. I got a good chuckle out of that
Your kid was bullied by a "Skylar?" Time to step up dad.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68340 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 8:02 pm to
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Johnny Cash taught me that
Johnny Cash and his "Sue" didn't grow up in this clownworld.
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
3792 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 8:05 pm to
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We were rootin' for ya, baws


Someone needs to give Mary Poppins a firm smack on the arse.
Posted by jrobic4
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
7048 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 8:18 pm to
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create a bunch of tough American men


My assistant's son is named Jade. He is not exactly a "Man's man", and I am certain he took his fair share of abuse
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31176 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 8:22 pm to
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“Today’s parents are fixated on sending the right messages with the names they choose,”


Which are what, exactly?
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95914 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 8:24 pm to
The idea in theory is that a boy named Sue should be tough enough to handle anything after all the shite they will get over that.

In practice, it just means they will take a cock.
Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
18646 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 8:26 pm to
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This is good news. Mentally deranged parents are about to create a bunch of tough American men. You don’t name a boy Rose, or Jade, and especially not Sue unless you want them to fight their way through life.

Johnny Cash taught me that.



It's not 1969. They won't be fighting their way though life. They're being coddled and normalized.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21453 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 8:42 pm to
You want a boy to be tough in the old days you named him Butch, or Rocky.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
66922 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 9:06 pm to
sure on the West and East Coasts by white suburban moms, not in reality.
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
19546 posts
Posted on 10/17/23 at 9:13 pm to
Air brush tshirts gonna be lit!
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