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re: Getting a Vasectomy

Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:09 pm to
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
40922 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:09 pm to
Tell your boyfriend it's time to logoff.
Posted by Billy Blanks
Member since Dec 2021
5220 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:15 pm to
Got snipped because I spread a lot of seed.
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
7538 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:26 pm to
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Got snipped because I spread a lot of seed


quote:

Billy SHOOTING Blanks
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86158 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:27 pm to
Did you know after you get snipped, when you have an orgasm, a puff of baby powder shoots out like a smoke signal?
Posted by delta_zulu
Middle TN
Member since Jul 2021
761 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:35 pm to
Dude, it doesn't affect testosterone levels cuz they don't cut that cord.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
86636 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:37 pm to
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If Lindsay Clancys husband would’ve done this he might not have a kid today.


He doesn’t have any kids today.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86836 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:41 pm to
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You had your nuts clipped. You permanently disabled the biological function that makes you capable of fathering children.


Goddamn right I did

Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
28334 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:41 pm to
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Now a lot of you are on TRT and other drugs just to claw back the male vitality, testosterone, and strength you threw away

my brother in Christ... you are a fricking idiot...
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
21519 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:42 pm to
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He doesn’t have any kids today.


My apologies. I made a mistake.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
57934 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 2:36 pm to
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You permanently disabled the biological function that makes you capable of fathering children.

Yep. I’ll have to be content with the four I already have.
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Now a lot of you are on TRT and other drugs just to claw back the male vitality, testosterone, and strength you threw away.

None of that is true. I am 64. I got a vasectomy at 30, and my testosterone is always in the 700 to 900 range. I get it tested every year. And I’m getting laid an average of five times per week. That’s down from eight or nine times per week five years ago because my poor wife couldn’t take it anymore.
Posted by Raoul Stimulato
Hale Bopp Comet
Member since Sep 2022
2694 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 2:38 pm to
I got a vasectomy 3 years ago

Thx for the peptalk, Burt

Now I’m gonna go commit seppuku

Are u happy now?
This post was edited on 9/18/26 at 2:39 pm
Posted by DeepwaterGoMer
Member since Nov 2013
110 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 2:42 pm to
Posted by YeastExtract
Member since Jul 2021
468 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 2:43 pm to
Going to think of Burt while I creampie my ol’ lady tonight with my clipped nuts.
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
24992 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 2:46 pm to
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my brother in Christ.


Glad you mentioned it: the Church has always taught that deliberate sterilization is intrinsically disordered. God did not design men to cut their fertility off and then chemically patch the resulting weakness. God wouldn’t want you to become weak and feminine by getting gender affirming care. Voluntary sterility + exogenous hormones to restore what you destroyed is the opposite of accepting the body and vocation He gave you. It’s self-mutilation followed by pharmaceutical cosplay.
Posted by TIGERHOLD
Orleans Parish
Member since Mar 2022
1358 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 2:49 pm to
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I am 64. I got a vasectomy at 30


Boomer selfishness on display for everyone. He’s probably crying right now that we need more illegals aliens to prop up his Medicare and social security payments bc he didn’t have children
Posted by DOITLADY
Member since Aug 2025
69 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 3:22 pm to
Bruh, why are you worried about other men's balls? Weird post Burt.
Posted by DOITLADY
Member since Aug 2025
69 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 3:23 pm to
This
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
57934 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 5:49 pm to
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Boomer selfishness on display for everyone. He’s probably crying right now that we need more illegals aliens to prop up his Medicare and social security payments bc he didn’t have children

I had 4 kids, chump. I'm expecting my 14th grandkid.
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
28334 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 6:03 am to
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sterilization

is not what a vasectomy is... you definitely have confirmed you are in fact a fricking idiot, though

but do you chief... you do you
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
21115 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 6:32 am to
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I had 4 kids, chump. I'm expecting my 14th grandkid.
I’m jealous. I have 1, hope for more but doubt I’ll get many.

Kids these days just don’t seem to appreciate children as much.
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