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re: Four men arrested for ‘raping’ Bengal monitor lizard in western India

Posted on 4/14/22 at 6:27 am to
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5491 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 6:27 am to
How does one go about finding 3 other dudes in to fricking reptiles? Y'all want to play Bourree tonight at the camp again? Na fam I got an idea...
Posted by Saintsisit
Member since Jan 2013
4550 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 6:28 am to
With that look on its face, it does seem to be asking for it.

This post was edited on 4/14/22 at 6:29 am
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
30648 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 6:42 am to
No one sent them bobs and vagene
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 6:44 am to

The lizard should’ve done the needful and bit their dicks off.
This post was edited on 4/14/22 at 6:50 am
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14495 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 6:51 am to
They wanted to see if they could measure up to Mr Hands.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
21110 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 6:55 am to
A monitor lizard? WTF
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
38520 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 6:55 am to
quote:

More difficult to regular rape in front of others. I can't imagine how tough it would be to rape a lizard in front of my friends


Can't be too hard. Lizard gang-raping on Epstein Island is how all of our politicians are born.
Posted by GCTigahs
Member since Oct 2014
2273 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 6:59 am to
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
16600 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 7:00 am to
Ok how desperate for sex do you have to be to look at a fricking lizard and go. "Damn you looking sexy tonight"

WTF
This post was edited on 4/14/22 at 8:29 am
Posted by THog
Member since Dec 2021
2282 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 7:26 am to
What was the monitor lizard wearing?
Posted by tigeroarz1
Winston-Salem, NC
Member since Oct 2013
3659 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 7:27 am to
quote:

I think the more interesting thing was such a hardcore stance for animal fricking was previously thought out and written into law. What kind of weird shite does their history consist of that they just go with life imprisonment
Wouldn’t you want justice if you were reincarnated as a lizard?
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
40987 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 7:33 am to
I could see going first, but who the frick is going in after 3 of your friends already did? That’s gross.
Posted by GoldenGuy
Member since Oct 2015
12449 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 7:43 am to
quote:

What kind of weird shite does their history consist of that they just go with life imprisonment


I’ll take Things Lizard People get Upset About for $300 Alex
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
60230 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 7:43 am to
Indian men proving once and for all that they are the horniest people who ever lived.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117242 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 7:44 am to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117242 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 7:47 am to
quote:

they fricked a porcupine


Cupine- Youtube
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
69966 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 7:47 am to
That monitor lizard was asking for it.

That tongue thing it was doing….
Posted by ShaneTheMaster
Tampa, FL
Member since Nov 2009
3125 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 7:49 am to
Not only is it crazy to thing there is someone that actually wanted to do that, it is even crazier to think he was able to find 3 other people who wanted to do it too.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
38520 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 7:59 am to
Right? I can't even find a drinking buddy and this mfer was able to find 3 other dudes that like frickin lizards.
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34705 posts
Posted on 4/14/22 at 8:48 am to
I'm gonna have to see pics of the lizard
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