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re: For people that insist on bringing young children to church
Posted on 3/13/22 at 8:31 pm to In The Know
Posted on 3/13/22 at 8:31 pm to In The Know
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Nothing says “dying church” like the lack of children in the pews
quote:This
If you don’t hear cryin’ your church is dyin’
Er, These
Another bad sign is no twentysomething single chicks
Posted on 3/13/22 at 8:31 pm to HogBalls
They must not have eaten Christmas eve breakfast
Posted on 3/13/22 at 9:11 pm to HogBalls
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shits
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Nobody gives a shite
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Get your arse up
Do you use that kind of mouth in church?
Posted on 3/13/22 at 9:12 pm to leftyloosey
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You know the guy you worship said let the little children come to him, right?
He also said to discipline them when needed (Proverbs).
If they're young jumping around in pews, shouting, etc, take them outside and discipline them.
If they are infants and crying, take them outside and soothe them.
It's not rocket science.
Posted on 3/13/22 at 10:12 pm to kywildcatfanone
Actually, they would be in church if he were Catholic.
Posted on 3/13/22 at 10:44 pm to HogBalls
Posted on 3/13/22 at 10:50 pm to HogBalls
Jesus loves children. You sound like a real Christian!
Posted on 3/13/22 at 10:51 pm to tigergirl10
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This infuriates me. I’m close to quite a few priests. They are all inspiring, upstanding, amazing men.
As a woman, I’m going to need you to shut up
This post was edited on 3/13/22 at 10:51 pm
Posted on 3/13/22 at 10:54 pm to The Boat
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You know the guy you worship said let the little children come to him, right?
Catholic priest really took that message to heart.
So many Christian ministers did - Baptist, Methodist, Episcopalian, and let’s not forget some of the Pentecostal cults. Who knew so many school teachers were so Christian as well.
Posted on 3/13/22 at 11:10 pm to HogBalls
I hope this is a terrible attempt at a troll or I think you've missed the point of church up to this point.
Posted on 3/13/22 at 11:26 pm to HogBalls
If your focus in church is on anything other than God, your relationship with Christ, and opening your heart for prayer and praise. You need to reevaluate what you are doing. Open your heart and mind to the word of God and you will pay no attention to the kids around you.
Also, those kids will one day be the Church if you adults do your job. Kicking them out or judging the parents isn't helping. I can assure you, the parents are more upset about it than you and the other ones being hypocritical.
Also, those kids will one day be the Church if you adults do your job. Kicking them out or judging the parents isn't helping. I can assure you, the parents are more upset about it than you and the other ones being hypocritical.
Posted on 3/13/22 at 11:35 pm to HogBalls
Wanna know why your congregation is slowly dying? Old fuddy-dutties getting upset that a kid is talking in church and the family going elsewhere.
Posted on 3/14/22 at 1:59 am to Green Chili Tiger
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"frick dem kids" - Hogballs
Underrated comment of the year
Posted on 3/14/22 at 5:59 am to HogBalls
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Why do most churches have a nursery?
Hmm
Catholic Churches? Or non denominational? Every Catholic church I've ever been to does not have a nursery. A cry room, yes and they're usually filled to the brim.
Posted on 3/14/22 at 6:55 am to HogBalls
Kids crying in worship is the sound of the future church.
It used to bother me too until our pastor told me the above.
It used to bother me too until our pastor told me the above.
Posted on 3/14/22 at 6:57 am to Bard
quote:Jesus didn’t say anything in Proverbs.
He also said to discipline them when needed (Proverbs)
Posted on 3/14/22 at 7:11 am to HogBalls
I'm going to go out on a limb and assume you didn't get the point of the message this week.
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II Peter 1:5-7 And beside this, giving all diligence, add to your faith virtue; and to virtue knowledge; And to knowledge temperance; and to temperance patience; and to patience godliness; And to godliness brotherly kindness; and to brotherly kindness charity.
Posted on 3/14/22 at 7:14 am to HogBalls
So very Christian of you grandpa.
Now shut up and drink your prune juice and try not to shite yourself.
Now shut up and drink your prune juice and try not to shite yourself.
Posted on 3/14/22 at 7:35 am to HogBalls
You know that’s against the teachings of Jesus right!
1. “Let the children come to me” - Jesus
2. He cursed the Pharisees (meaning the separated ones) who separated themselves from everyone else because they were “better” because they were the most holy. You are acting just like the Pharisees that Jesus curses.
1. “Let the children come to me” - Jesus
2. He cursed the Pharisees (meaning the separated ones) who separated themselves from everyone else because they were “better” because they were the most holy. You are acting just like the Pharisees that Jesus curses.
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