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Florida Man bitten by gator then shot by deputies
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:28 pm
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:28 pm
Numerous meth convictions and releases. Tries to break into home, swims in lake with gators, gets bitten, grabs garden sheers and threatens deputies, gets tazed twice, breaks into squad car to go for guns, gets shot and killed.
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:32 pm to Fiddler crab
Could happen to anybody at anytime.
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:33 pm to Fiddler crab
We should build a statue to honor this great man.
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:34 pm to Fiddler crab
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Tries to break into home, swims in lake with gators, gets bitten, grabs garden sheers and threatens deputies, gets tazed twice, breaks into squad car to go for guns, gets shot and killed.
Rasputin of Florida
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:34 pm to OldmanBeasley
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Could happen to anybody at anytime.
yep, happened to me just last week
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:35 pm to Fiddler crab
florida is a shithole.
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:38 pm to SneezyBeltranIsHere
I've been swimming before, could have been me.
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:44 pm to Fiddler crab
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Tries to break into home, swims in lake with gators, gets bitten, grabs garden sheers and threatens deputies, gets tazed twice, breaks into squad car to go for guns, gets shot and killed.
Florida man does more crazy shite before lunch than most do all week!
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:45 pm to SpotCheckBilly
I've used garden shears.
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:48 pm to VABuckeye
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I've used garden shears.
I don't advice using them around the police.
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:49 pm to Fiddler crab
Best sheriff in the us.
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:49 pm to Fiddler crab
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Tries to break into home, swims in lake with gators, gets bitten, grabs garden sheers and threatens deputies, gets tazed twice, breaks into squad car to go for guns, gets shot and killed.

Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:51 pm to Fiddler crab
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Florida Man bitten by gator then shot by deputies
I was expecting this to be about a man being attacked by a gator and the deputies trying to save his life by shooting the gator, missing and accidentally hitting the man.
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Tries to break into home, swims in lake with gators, gets bitten, grabs garden sheers and threatens deputies, gets tazed twice, breaks into squad car to go for guns, gets shot and killed.
I was wrong.

Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:56 pm to Fiddler crab
Gator tasted of him and said "no thanks"
Posted on 5/27/25 at 2:05 pm to Fiddler crab
can we get a f'in bodycam or something please?
Posted on 5/27/25 at 2:08 pm to Fiddler crab
That poor, poor man.
He was just getting his morning swim laps in and the po-po shot and killed him!
He was just getting his morning swim laps in and the po-po shot and killed him!

Posted on 5/27/25 at 2:12 pm to Fiddler crab
He growled at somebody trying to help him get out of the pond.


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