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Florida Man bitten by gator then shot by deputies

Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:28 pm
Posted by Fiddler crab
South in winter North in summer
Member since Jul 2024
123 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:28 pm
Numerous meth convictions and releases. Tries to break into home, swims in lake with gators, gets bitten, grabs garden sheers and threatens deputies, gets tazed twice, breaks into squad car to go for guns, gets shot and killed.

Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
10498 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:32 pm to
Could happen to anybody at anytime.
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
36530 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:33 pm to
We should build a statue to honor this great man.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8448 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:34 pm to
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Tries to break into home, swims in lake with gators, gets bitten, grabs garden sheers and threatens deputies, gets tazed twice, breaks into squad car to go for guns, gets shot and killed.


Rasputin of Florida
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83598 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

Could happen to anybody at anytime.


yep, happened to me just last week
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7734 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:35 pm to
Sounds about Florida
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
172396 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:35 pm to
florida is a shithole.
Posted by SneezyBeltranIsHere
Member since Jul 2021
3728 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:36 pm to
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
7624 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:38 pm to
I've been swimming before, could have been me.
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
7883 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

Tries to break into home, swims in lake with gators, gets bitten, grabs garden sheers and threatens deputies, gets tazed twice, breaks into squad car to go for guns, gets shot and killed.


Florida man does more crazy shite before lunch than most do all week!
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
37648 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:45 pm to
I've used garden shears.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
104645 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:48 pm to
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I've used garden shears.


I don't advice using them around the police.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
14835 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:49 pm to
Best sheriff in the us.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
19215 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:49 pm to
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Tries to break into home, swims in lake with gators, gets bitten, grabs garden sheers and threatens deputies, gets tazed twice, breaks into squad car to go for guns, gets shot and killed.

Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11102 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:51 pm to
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Florida Man bitten by gator then shot by deputies


I was expecting this to be about a man being attacked by a gator and the deputies trying to save his life by shooting the gator, missing and accidentally hitting the man.

quote:

Tries to break into home, swims in lake with gators, gets bitten, grabs garden sheers and threatens deputies, gets tazed twice, breaks into squad car to go for guns, gets shot and killed.


I was wrong.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
153882 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:54 pm to
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Florida Man

Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
29807 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 1:56 pm to
Gator tasted of him and said "no thanks"
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
7094 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 2:05 pm to
can we get a f'in bodycam or something please?
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
131281 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 2:08 pm to
That poor, poor man.

He was just getting his morning swim laps in and the po-po shot and killed him!
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
61811 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 2:12 pm to
He growled at somebody trying to help him get out of the pond.


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