BigSquirrel

Police just need to adopt a new stance. Snitches with stitches get more stitches.

Why go anywhere but the OT and Rant for your news?

Because they’re so addicted to a non-addictive drug.

My family fought for the north. These motherfrickers should be paying me for my ancestors freeing their ungrateful ancestors’ asses.

Meh, I’d rather not watch it than watch Espn.

Most up votes I think I’ve ever seen, glad to see everyone wishing you well. Thanks for the update, stay strong!

The main thing that needs to change vs Alabama are the referees. Hopefully they begin betting on LSU outright this year.

Let me tell you what I don’t need-to-see on offense to know the Tigers are about to wreck motherfrickers:
1. Returning QB who was great last year, despite missing Spring football
2. A GD stud at backup QB
3. Our RBs. I loved having Brossette stick it out, and he showed up, but if you aren’t excited about this group we have, you aren’t paying attention
4. Offensive line depth and teturning starters, 8 deep not counting Ed Ingram, which I feel we should- 9
5. WRs, we literally have the second coming of Odell and one of my all time faves, Jarvis on deck, and wait for it..... someone to fricking throw it to them.

No, I don’t need the spring game, the practice reports, or any of you to tell me to wait and see. If the NT situation gets on track, which it has to b/c throwing against us will be foolish, this is a playoff team.

There never was a list, OR, beginner liberalettes made it and circulated it. #JussLikeJussie

Shoot him or run him over. “I feared for my life” works.

A better way to say all that OP stuff would have been:

Sure, we can talk whenever, I’ll call you tomorrow night. I was actually going to say something along those lines, I’d rather us go somewhere like a coffee shop or a non-smoking bar where we can actually get to know each other, not like a dinner date yet.

Also, I’m having surgery in a few weeks, so I’ll be out of commision for a week or two. I had this incident with this girl I was dating where I almost fricked her to death, so I went to the urologist, and she said with something this size, she wasn’t surprised, but that I should think about having a vasectomy. So, I’m just trying to do the whole chivalry thing and protect women, even if they’ll never know what I went through to help them. I know it’s for the best. Unrelated question, asking for a friend... in your opinion, how big is too big?

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Bro the cold cuts thing was just a metaphor.

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Come on man! My sandwich is completely fricked now, my wife only made me this one.

....does going between two pieces of bread feel like anything?

That’s cause he’s the fricking MAN!

Only heard of her here, and judging by pics, hard pass.

Yeah, I agree. 14 is too young.