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First World Problem Today - Streaks of missed cut grass

Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:58 pm
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:58 pm
I'm on injured reserve after having surgery to re-attach my bicep to my forearm. The grass was getting high, so the wife (no pics) said she would help me cut it. She has never cut grass before (we have a rule, she does all inside, I do all outside).
I have a Gravely self propelled push mower. She missed small streaks of grass all throughout the yard.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:58 pm to
Pics?


(of the grass)
Posted by ColoradoAg03
Denver, CO
Member since Oct 2012
6688 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:59 pm to
CSB
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:59 pm to
My wife and kid cut the grass last week and did this and I beat both their asses
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

My wife and kid cut the grass last week and did this and I beat both their asses


Understandable. It looks trashy with all the streaks.
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9497 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

She missed small streaks of grass all throughout the yard.


Have you tried hitting her?
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13527 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:00 pm to
Having an incompetent wife isn't exclusive to the first world, but I understand your aggravation.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42600 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:00 pm to
cutting the grass is man's work
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19185 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:00 pm to
I beat her arse too 08
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24346 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

My wife and kid cut the grass last week and did this and I beat both their asses


The decision you have to weigh is what requires less effort: beating 2 asses or mowing 1 yard?
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:01 pm to
She wanted to tease the neighbor poking that arse out
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:01 pm to
She needs to double cut and roll the lawn.


I can come by and help if you need me to. Where’s your house?
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:03 pm to
i got my gf an instapot and after the food was finished cooking i had to wait like 10 minutes for the pressure to release before i cold eat it
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

She wanted to tease the neighbor poking that arse out


All I ask is for Jody to cut my grass after "mowing the lawn" and don't drink my good liquor.
Posted by GrammarKnotsi
Hammond
Member since Feb 2013
10172 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

i got my gf an instapot and after the food was finished cooking i had to wait like 10 minutes for the pressure to release before i cold eat it



before I realized you didn't say Neti Pot, this was a weird post
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:09 pm to
That's why you don't cut the grass at 8:45PM.
Posted by Big Block Stingray
Top down on open road
Member since Feb 2009
2096 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:10 pm to
Cannot decide on what brand power rack and weights for my home gym...
Posted by USEyourCURDS
Member since Apr 2016
12978 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

I beat both their asses


Did you use one of them as a baseball bat?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

The decision you have to weigh is what requires less effort: beating 2 asses or mowing 1 yard?



beating 2 asses easy...but I told them...if they are going to cut and weed eat the grass when I'm not home they better make it look like I did it....

Oc course they didnt and I had to go back and re cut it and re weed eat it after I beat their asses.

I made them sweep and bag all the clippings before I blew the rest in the street and down the catch basin.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104454 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:14 pm to
If you had AFLAC they would have given you cash, which you could have used to pay for Owlie's cousins to mow your lawn for you.
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