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First World Problem Today - Streaks of missed cut grass
Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:58 pm
Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:58 pm
I'm on injured reserve after having surgery to re-attach my bicep to my forearm. The grass was getting high, so the wife (no pics) said she would help me cut it. She has never cut grass before (we have a rule, she does all inside, I do all outside).
I have a Gravely self propelled push mower. She missed small streaks of grass all throughout the yard.
I have a Gravely self propelled push mower. She missed small streaks of grass all throughout the yard.
Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:58 pm to theantiquetiger
Pics?
(of the grass)
(of the grass)
Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:59 pm to theantiquetiger
My wife and kid cut the grass last week and did this and I beat both their asses
Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:59 pm to tgrbaitn08
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My wife and kid cut the grass last week and did this and I beat both their asses
Understandable. It looks trashy with all the streaks.
Posted on 8/8/18 at 2:59 pm to theantiquetiger
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She missed small streaks of grass all throughout the yard.
Have you tried hitting her?
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:00 pm to theantiquetiger
Having an incompetent wife isn't exclusive to the first world, but I understand your aggravation.
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:00 pm to theantiquetiger
cutting the grass is man's work
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:00 pm to tgrbaitn08
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My wife and kid cut the grass last week and did this and I beat both their asses
The decision you have to weigh is what requires less effort: beating 2 asses or mowing 1 yard?
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:01 pm to theantiquetiger
She wanted to tease the neighbor poking that arse out
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:01 pm to theantiquetiger
She needs to double cut and roll the lawn.
I can come by and help if you need me to. Where’s your house?
I can come by and help if you need me to. Where’s your house?
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:03 pm to theantiquetiger
i got my gf an instapot and after the food was finished cooking i had to wait like 10 minutes for the pressure to release before i cold eat it
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:04 pm to Chad504boy
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She wanted to tease the neighbor poking that arse out
All I ask is for Jody to cut my grass after "mowing the lawn" and don't drink my good liquor.
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:06 pm to celltech1981
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i got my gf an instapot and after the food was finished cooking i had to wait like 10 minutes for the pressure to release before i cold eat it
before I realized you didn't say Neti Pot, this was a weird post
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:09 pm to theantiquetiger
That's why you don't cut the grass at 8:45PM.
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:10 pm to theantiquetiger
Cannot decide on what brand power rack and weights for my home gym...
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:10 pm to tgrbaitn08
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I beat both their asses
Did you use one of them as a baseball bat?
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:11 pm to TheHarahanian
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The decision you have to weigh is what requires less effort: beating 2 asses or mowing 1 yard?
beating 2 asses easy...but I told them...if they are going to cut and weed eat the grass when I'm not home they better make it look like I did it....
Oc course they didnt and I had to go back and re cut it and re weed eat it after I beat their asses.
I made them sweep and bag all the clippings before I blew the rest in the street and down the catch basin.
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:14 pm to theantiquetiger
If you had AFLAC they would have given you cash, which you could have used to pay for Owlie's cousins to mow your lawn for you.
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