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re: First World Problem Today - Streaks of missed cut grass

Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:21 pm to
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:21 pm to
We have a great cafeteria at work with several options from salads, to grill items, to a deli, and an international station.

The lines were long everywhere but the international line today and I was in a rush, so I had Brazilian Chicken Tostones and Baja Veggies and it was really sub-par.

Now I'm hungry again at 3 oclock.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30763 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

The grass was getting high, so the wife (no pics) said she would help me cut it. She has never cut grass before (we have a rule, she does all inside, I do all outside).


LOL

I told the wife 6 years ago, i don't cut grass, i pay people to do it. She said you aren't paying anyone, and 6 years in, she cuts the front and back, and we have a nice deep back yard. Sometimes i will grab a nice cold drink and watch her cut the lawn while it's 93 and humid as frick. Then, when i feel warm, i go back into AC, waiting for her to finish, then letting her know she missed a spot or 2.

Alphas, Alpha
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
19899 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

I made them sweep and bag all the clippings before I blew the rest in the street and down the catch basin.


Posted by TheWiz
Third World, LA
Member since Aug 2007
11893 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:39 pm to
I feel bad for my lawn guy. It seems like he cuts in the rain every single week.
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10758 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:40 pm to
Still a little full from the $20 oyster po-boy I had at Parkway for lunch. May interfere with my dinner.
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
36241 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:42 pm to
You can release the pressure manually on an Instant Pot by just opening the valve (turn from sealing to venting) instead of waiting for a natural pressure release.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70469 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 3:42 pm to
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Pics?


(of the grass)




She shaves.
Posted by jac1280
Member since Dec 2007
5380 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 4:09 pm to
Got my hair cut today and when she was shampooing my hair and scalp, the warm tea tree towel that covers my face wasn’t very warm.

Posted by DivotBreath
On the course
Member since Oct 2007
3735 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 5:05 pm to
Only one bicep reattached? You puss ... man up and go cut grass with only one arm!
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 5:13 pm to
Hey pics of wife, lawn, and liquor cabinet?

I mean if it's on the table.
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 5:17 pm to
You have an established system where yard work is clearly your job, she offers to do it for you having never done it before and doesn’t do it perfectly.

Complain about it to her at your own risk.
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Member since Feb 2005
20083 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 5:24 pm to
quote:

You have an established system where yard work is clearly your job, she offers to do it for you having never done it before and doesn’t do it perfectly.


You think I am stupid? I brought this FWP here to vent, so I wouldn't have to say anything to her.

Her doing the yard work poorly is like a bad blowjob.

Its still a blowjob!!!
Posted by Jp1LSU
Fiji
Member since Oct 2005
2542 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 5:25 pm to
When did mowing your own lawn become 1st world? Do you go to the well to get water too?
Do you poop inside?
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 6:36 pm to
gf wouldn't let me. she wanted the natural release.
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