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re: First world problem of the day…May have ruined my Turkey
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:25 am to Gaston
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:25 am to Gaston
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That’s very hipsterish thing to do.
It really is. My wife loves going to these damn things and dragging me with her. Funny thing is, she never buys anything. I bought one of this guys rubs on whim one time and it was better than any store bought rub I had ever used. Been hooked on them ever since.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:25 am to Kingshakabooboo
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Calm down Francis. I know it will likely be just fine. Just a different flavor profile than what I usually do. FYI.. the main and most important part of my post was the really just to say Happy Turkey Day to everyone. And that goes to you as well. I truly hope you and your family have a wonderful day.
Wasn't being a dick, enjoy that sweet BBQ bird and happy thanksgiving to you and yours.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:26 am to Gaston
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That’s very hipsterish thing to do.
Well, he did refer to meats as “proteins”.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:29 am to Kingshakabooboo
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Happy Turkey Day buddy!
KingShaka, he made a booboo (Boo Boo),
And Shocker, it made him quite blue, (It's True)
Thought he'd ruined his Turk, he,
Would no longer lurk, see,
OT gave him a new point of view! (Woo hoo!)
Now his Bird Bites Burst Barbecue Bourbon,
The results are quite frankly disturbin',
Grand thanksgiving to all,
Be they massive or small,
In the cities, the sticks or suburban.

Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:32 am to Kingshakabooboo
I mix seasonings with the wrong proteins all the time. It's never ruined anything I've cooked. Just makes it different from what you expected.
All the protein specific seasonings are suggestions, not laws.
Smoke that bird and enjoy. Plus, you may have discovered your new favorite recipe.
All the protein specific seasonings are suggestions, not laws.
Smoke that bird and enjoy. Plus, you may have discovered your new favorite recipe.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:35 am to Kingshakabooboo
Yeah but did you let dogs in the house??
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:36 am to Kingshakabooboo
That actually sounds pretty good. Everyone may think it’s a new and unique recipe and you can concoct a story about how you tried this new blend of spices
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:40 am to Kingshakabooboo
I brined my bird in crawfish boil. It looks so good I would hit it if I was a weirdo.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:50 am to SG_Geaux
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You think you have problems? My driver stubbed his right toe and now I gave to drive myself to my parents for Thanksgiving.
This kinda incident is why even on holidays I make sure the backup driver’s backup is on call. My problem is choosing between the Bentley, Rolls, or the Aston.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:52 am to Kingshakabooboo
The bird will be fine. You didn’t ruin anything.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:53 am to Kingshakabooboo
Half my family would pour another bourbon and not notice the turkey had bbq rub 
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:55 am to Kingshakabooboo
You could take the skin off of the turkey after it is done.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:00 am to Kingshakabooboo
Will be best one you ever made.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:00 am to Kingshakabooboo
It might taste good honestly
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:02 am to Kingshakabooboo
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Bourbon BBQ Rib Rub
That’s going to be really good and everyone will think you are a genius for using it.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:03 am to Kingshakabooboo
Put this in the Thanksgiving thread. Why start a new one?
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:04 am to Kingshakabooboo
That’s nothing. The batteries for the remote to one of the outdoor TVs were dead this morning. Had to go upstairs and take batteries from the tv in the kid’s room.
Could have missed some football and had to make an extra trip up and down the stairs.
Could have missed some football and had to make an extra trip up and down the stairs.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:06 am to Sidicous
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This kinda incident is why even on holidays I make sure the backup driver’s backup is on call. My problem is choosing between the Bentley, Rolls, or the Aston.
Peasant - it's my pilot who is critical.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:25 am to Flashback
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I brined my bird in crawfish boil. It looks so good I would hit it if I was a weirdo
Don't you know the first rule of crawfish boils?
Never get a handjob after one
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:26 am to Kingshakabooboo
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I buy all my rubs from this guy
You may be doing it wrong.
You need a Korean rub place with just women.
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