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re: Explain polyamory to me like I’m 5.

Posted on 9/23/26 at 8:16 pm to
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
65144 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 8:16 pm to
You get to frick a lot of different people, but you have to be ok with other people fricking your spouse/significant other.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
86686 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 8:20 pm to
You have to be ugly to do polyamory.

It’s just called cheating if you’re pretty.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
74166 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 8:36 pm to
When one half of a couple decides to cuck the other, and the uglier half takes it.
Posted by rltiger
Metairie
Member since Oct 2004
2807 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 8:38 pm to
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They are a few months into this arrangement, so no idea how long it will last. My friend thinks his friend’s wife likes the new girl more than she likes him
I saw this movie @30 years ago. Wife divorced husband and lives with girlfriend to this day. To be honest, the guy was a douchebag and no one felt sorry for him.
Posted by Jackie Chan
Japan?
Member since Sep 2012
4951 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 8:39 pm to
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wife likes the new girl more than she likes him.


Pretty clear he's going to be the loser in the long run
Posted by faraway
Member since Nov 2022
4348 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 8:41 pm to
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he days of Abraham when he had three wives like the good Lord intended.
think you are confused. Abraham had just one wife at a time. He had a kid with Hagar but nor real relationship. his other wife was after Sarah died if I'm not mistaken. and no God doesn't approved of multiple wives. David had multiple wives and it caused havoc. Solomon too obviously.
Posted by WB504
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
6182 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 8:42 pm to
I have a friend who’s the third wheel in a throuple. It’s a married couple who has multiple kids, so she says she usually goes over to the house late at night for playtime. Then on some occasions where the husband or wife is busy, the other spouse has the ok to have playtime with my friend one on one.

I don't get it and told her she’s basically a human sex doll, but she enjoys the attention they both give her.
This post was edited on 9/23/26 at 8:42 pm
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
104451 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 8:43 pm to
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thinks his friend’s wife likes the new girl more than she likes him.


Of course she does otherwise she wouldn’t allow it
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21151 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 8:44 pm to
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Explain polyamory to me like I’m 5.


We’ll wait until you’re 10 to explain what a polycule is.
Posted by tadman
Member since Jun 2020
5667 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 9:01 pm to
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Sounds good doesn't work


My very practical take on this, setting aside the moral ramifications:

My wife (no pics) is terrific, fairly low maintenance, good person. I am a fortunate man to have her in my life. I could not handle two, even if they agreed on everything and were totally low maintenance. How some guys can handle multiple girlfriends or wives is completely beyond me. How do you decide on what restaurant to choose?

man "Where do you want to go"
wife 1 "anywhere is fine"
man "olive garden"
wife 1 "not there"
wife 2 " i only want breadsticks tonight
man [jumps out window of car]
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
70578 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 9:02 pm to
One member of a couple doesn't want to be with the other one anymore, but doesn't want to leave for some reason (kids, money, security, etc.) so instead they bring in a third to fill the gap. The ones I've seen, it's almost always driven by the woman. She's bi and wants a girl or wants another man to plow her.
Posted by kayjay
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
876 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 9:19 pm to
Explanation is sin
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
29337 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 9:31 pm to
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Explain polyamory to me like I’m 5.

It’s all fun and games until she wants to bring in another dude.
Posted by DeplorableTerrorizer
Member since Nov 2025
532 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 9:38 pm to
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he and his wife have taken another woman


One wife is enough to keep happy, why the actual hell would I want a second one?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122691 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 9:44 pm to
What else is there to explain?
Posted by Cliff Booth
Member since Feb 2021
3429 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 10:39 pm to
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My friend thinks his friend’s wife likes the new girl more than she likes him.


Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38349 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 10:49 pm to
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Easy, a couple brings in more people to the relationship.. not a good look, but on the flip side at least it’s not a dude.. yet


You ever notice the couples who are interviewed or post reels about this are the same people you’d never want to have sex with?

Anytime I’ve seen these types of people or “swingers” I’m always impressed by how unattractive they are. Who actually wants to frick em?
Posted by biscuitsngravy
Tejas, north America
Member since Jan 2011
4062 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 10:58 pm to
I got enough trouble with one. Can't imagine the complications of bringing on another one that bangs both of us. That ends in divorce or murder (most likely mine)
Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
3985 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 11:04 pm to
Mommy needs daddy's flashlight to look for Fido's ball in mommy's new friends cave.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
17322 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 11:06 pm to
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Mommy and daddy are wrestling with our friend tonight, you go to bed and be a good boy and don't worry about the loud noises.
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