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Explain polyamory to me like I’m 5.
Posted on 9/23/26 at 7:24 pm
Posted on 9/23/26 at 7:24 pm
A friend of a friend is married, but he and his wife have taken another woman into their home and consider themselves a “throuple.” They are a few months into this arrangement, so no idea how long it will last. My friend thinks his friend’s wife likes the new girl more than she likes him.
I guess I’m old. I’m mostly a live and let live kinda guy. But is his marriage really a marriage? Maybe I’m just jealous. Yeah, that’s probably it.
I guess I’m old. I’m mostly a live and let live kinda guy. But is his marriage really a marriage? Maybe I’m just jealous. Yeah, that’s probably it.
Posted on 9/23/26 at 7:25 pm to Slippy
It's like getting cheated on, but pretending you like it
Posted on 9/23/26 at 7:26 pm to Slippy
I’m sure there’s a vibrant “community” on Reddit dedicated to those who have chosen to complicate their lives in this manner.
Posted on 9/23/26 at 7:27 pm to Slippy
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Explain polyamory to me like I’m 5.
I will but first you have to go put all of your toys away. AND finish your veggies.
Posted on 9/23/26 at 7:27 pm to Slippy
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Explain polyamory to me like I’m 5.
Mommy and daddy are playing with our friend tonight, you go to bed and be a good boy.
Posted on 9/23/26 at 7:28 pm to Slippy
Your friend will be divorced soon. May as well break the news to him.
Posted on 9/23/26 at 7:28 pm to Slippy
Slutty people who try to feel better about it by pretending they’re in a serious relationship when they aren’t capable of it.
Posted on 9/23/26 at 7:29 pm to Slippy
Polyamory is Greek for “I’m a whore”.
Posted on 9/23/26 at 7:31 pm to Slippy
I have a friend that is married but has this kind of relationship with another woman who is much younger than them. Been going on for years. Maybe they support her. Who knows.
Posted on 9/23/26 at 7:35 pm to UptownJoeBrown
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I have a friend that is married but has this kind of relationship with another woman who is much younger than them. Been going on for years. Maybe they support her. Who knows
That's just a mistress
Posted on 9/23/26 at 7:35 pm to Slippy
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Explain polyamory to me like I’m 5
Easy, a couple brings in more people to the relationship.. not a good look, but on the flip side at least it’s not a dude.. yet
Posted on 9/23/26 at 7:37 pm to Slippy
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Explain polyamory to me like I’m 5.
Your friend is lying to himself as his wife is lying to him about bot being a slut anymore.
Divorce incoming.
Posted on 9/23/26 at 7:39 pm to fr33manator
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That's just a mistress
Yeah. For both of them. She lives with them.
This post was edited on 9/23/26 at 7:40 pm
Posted on 9/23/26 at 7:41 pm to Slippy
quote:100% she has a side piece
he and his wife have taken another woman into their home and consider themselves a “throuple.”
Posted on 9/23/26 at 7:48 pm to Slippy
It’s all fun and games until she brings Tyrone into the fold
Posted on 9/23/26 at 7:48 pm to Slippy
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Explain polyamory to me like I’m 5.
You want to use it where you don't want water, but you can't use it underwater. Also, the temp needs to be above ~75° or it won't cure properly. Just make sure you use a new tube, it degrades pretty quickly after opened.
Posted on 9/23/26 at 8:15 pm to Slippy
They're going back to that good old religion from the days of Abraham when he had three wives like the good Lord intended.
Posted on 9/23/26 at 8:15 pm to Slippy
quote:Your Mommy likes to play with your Daddy’s favorite toy.
Explain polyamory to me like I’m 5.
But a friend of Mommy’s is a girl who likes to play with Mommy’s favorite toy.
That’s more fun for Mommy but she likes that Daddy has money so she acts like she likes playing with his toy as much as she likes having her toy played with by her girl friend.
Daddy thought he’d like watching and helping Mommy and her friend play but they like to play without Daddy because he insists on putting his toy in places they don’t want it to go.
Any questions?

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