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re: Everyday inventions or designs that are perfect and can't be improved any more
Posted on 12/16/16 at 3:57 pm to Jack Daniel
Posted on 12/16/16 at 3:57 pm to Jack Daniel
The 1911
I'm kidding of course, the Glock is objectively superior. So, a Glock.
I'm kidding of course, the Glock is objectively superior. So, a Glock.
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Posted on 12/16/16 at 4:05 pm to Street Hawk
Posted on 12/16/16 at 4:11 pm to Pettifogger
Glock ergos are dumb. Can be improved.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 4:26 pm to Street Hawk
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Cutlery such as spoon
True, but we use the wrong one here in America. The ones they give you at Chinese restaurants with your miso soup are far superior.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 4:27 pm to Street Hawk
Free blowjobs
Posted on 12/16/16 at 6:22 pm to Street Hawk
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- Nail cutter
Nail clippers that catch the nails. Sort of like a hole punch.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 6:30 pm to Winston Cup
I saw a cool spoon prototype that was design to reduce spilling (for folks with tremors)
It seemed quite the improvement
It seemed quite the improvement
Posted on 12/16/16 at 6:51 pm to NoSaint
It's a catch-22. Everything, except nature, can be improved.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 6:55 pm to Pintail
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Nail clippers that catch the nails. Sort of like a hole punch.
Even better. You just put your hand in. Push down on a single bar and clip all at the same time. Even more like a hole punch
Posted on 12/16/16 at 7:05 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
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Flat-head screw driver
Flat-head screws suck. Easiest to strip. Torque-drive is where it's at.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 7:11 pm to KamaCausey_LSU
My leather lazyboy. Proving Plato wrong.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 7:15 pm to Jimbeaux
Toilets
Posted on 12/16/16 at 7:44 pm to dinner roll
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Toilets
Actually, I think the average American toilet is in need of a re-design!
1) There should be some way to adjust the height. Mostly they need to be lower for crapping.
2) For men, they simply do a bad job of keeping all piss and splash-back contained. I'd like my home toilet to have a modified side chute, like in port-o-lets, with a more narrow but deep opening that comes up to meet my genital area when I'm standing, and some kind of front guard to block any piss from shooting out when I'm sitting.
I've got a design in mind that's shaped like curved slightly forward leaning banana shaped motorcycle seat with adjuustable height pegs for my feet. It would have a handle for gripping with an adjustable tray table in front for holding books, newspaper, or your phone/tablet.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 8:31 pm to Jimbeaux
Man, that's a million dollar idea if I ever heard one. Gotta be careful posting it around here or someone is prone to steal it.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 10:31 pm to Jimbeaux
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some kind of front guard to block any piss from shooting out when I'm sitting.
The only design flaw here is the size of your weiner.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 10:45 pm to Street Hawk
Ridgid 535 threader.
Essentially unchanged and parts compatible back 30 plus years.
Essentially unchanged and parts compatible back 30 plus years.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 10:55 pm to madmaxvol
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ETA...combination fork/bottle opener
A real man can already open beer with a fork.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 11:48 pm to Street Hawk
Dildo
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