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re: Everyday inventions or designs that are perfect and can't be improved any more

Posted on 12/16/16 at 11:55 pm to
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
27936 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 11:55 pm to
mousetrap
Posted by mack the knife
EBR
Member since Oct 2012
4289 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 6:11 am to
Vagina
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29994 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 6:26 am to
You can pretty much open a bottle of beer with anything flattish, longer than two inches, and not bendable.

Within 3ft:

Cell phone
Double edged razor handle
Shaving cream can
Hair brush
Key fob for truck
Deodorant stick
Ink pen
Knife
Lighter
Beer bottle

I could go on.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 6:38 am to
quote:

some kind of front guard to block any piss from shooting out when I'm sitting.


quote:

The only design flaw here is the size of your weiner.



BOOOOOOM.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
19317 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 7:28 am to
rail road track
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8088 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 7:53 am to
Ice.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 8:23 am to
frick this lower toilet movement. You want to poop like a caveman get yourself a squatty-potty.

fricking elf fellating dwarf humpers lower toilets sissy talk.

And frick no do I want a piss tube on it either, the smell alone after a few uses. Just clean up if your dick is too short to aim.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25239 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 9:33 am to
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Beer bottle


I'm impressed you can do the beer bottle. I've never seen anyone else that could do that.

Ever try a Sheet of paper? I've won money with that one.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29994 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

Ever try a Sheet of paper? I've won money with that one.




I have now.

I tip my hat to you.
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