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re: Entering a restroom and the stall you planned to use is occupied, why do some people
Posted on 6/11/25 at 9:41 am to sidewalkside
Posted on 6/11/25 at 9:41 am to sidewalkside
I was eating somewhere the other day and had to go so I take 1 of their 2 stalls. Not 2 minutes later another dude comes in and takes the 2nd stall. Now, I've got the "Oh no. Ease it out. Please don't let me lay a whopper plopper."
About that time a 3rd dude comes in and tries to open my stall and I go, "Occupied."
He tries the other stall and he gets another "Occupied."
The guy trying to get in goes...
I couldn't help but laugh which made me rip one and drop a whole log with an obvious splash.
3rd dude left.
About that time a 3rd dude comes in and tries to open my stall and I go, "Occupied."
He tries the other stall and he gets another "Occupied."
The guy trying to get in goes...
I couldn't help but laugh which made me rip one and drop a whole log with an obvious splash.
3rd dude left.
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Posted on 6/11/25 at 9:46 am to Clyde Tipton
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I couldn't help but laugh which made me rip one and drop a whole log with an obvious splash.
Total Alpha move. Blowing a gigantic fart at the urinal in a packed bathroom is also very cool.
Posted on 6/11/25 at 9:48 am to sidewalkside
Someone did this to me the other day. There were 2 empty stalls in the restroom. I Couldn't figure out why they could just go to one of the other stalls. Maybe I was invading there territory.
Posted on 6/11/25 at 9:54 am to sidewalkside
Some people wash their hands a lot.
Some people might want to blow their nose out of the public view.
Some might be wanting to use your stall.
It can be both.
Some people might want to blow their nose out of the public view.
Some might be wanting to use your stall.
It can be both.
Posted on 6/11/25 at 9:56 am to sidewalkside
fricking savages at work will mount up on the throne next to you. Just give me 5 more mins.
Posted on 6/11/25 at 10:04 am to sidewalkside
I jiggle the handle pretending I don’t know it’s occupied as a passive aggressive way to let the person to hurry the frick up
Posted on 6/11/25 at 10:07 am to upgrayedd
We have a completely abandoned floor in our tower that building staff quit locking down a year ago
It's glorious, I can't believe all these other yahoos haven't figured it out
It's glorious, I can't believe all these other yahoos haven't figured it out
Posted on 6/11/25 at 10:09 am to upgrayedd
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fricking savages at work will mount up on the throne next to you. Just give me 5 more mins.
I have a dude at work that likes to sit down and carry on a conversation while shitting. I just pinch off and leave!
Posted on 6/11/25 at 10:12 am to Pettifogger
My daily conundrum is choosing which restroom to go to
We have 2 small restrooms with 1 stall and 1 urinal, but they are in the busy halls
We have a large restroom with lots of stalls and urinals, but it is in a vacant wing that we only use for large meetings
The conundrum that I think about way too much is which is better
1) go to small restrooms and have constant traffic, but at least no one can plop down next to me
or
2) go to large one and have less traffic and potentially a very peaceful experience, but have the potential for someone else have the same idea as me and have to listen to old man shite noises
We have 2 small restrooms with 1 stall and 1 urinal, but they are in the busy halls
We have a large restroom with lots of stalls and urinals, but it is in a vacant wing that we only use for large meetings
The conundrum that I think about way too much is which is better
1) go to small restrooms and have constant traffic, but at least no one can plop down next to me
or
2) go to large one and have less traffic and potentially a very peaceful experience, but have the potential for someone else have the same idea as me and have to listen to old man shite noises
This post was edited on 6/11/25 at 10:14 am
Posted on 6/11/25 at 10:23 am to Salmon
We have 2 stalls and one urinal
Proper protocol is if one stall is occupied, you wait
Only acceptable use of the stall is to piss if the urinal is taken
Some people live like animals playing battleshit
Proper protocol is if one stall is occupied, you wait
Only acceptable use of the stall is to piss if the urinal is taken
Some people live like animals playing battleshit
Posted on 6/11/25 at 10:26 am to sidewalkside
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Entering a restroom and the stall you planned to use is occupied, why do some people feel the need to go fake wash their hands then walk back out? Or fake blow their nose and walk back out?
WTF? What kind of child does this?
Posted on 6/11/25 at 10:34 am to sidewalkside
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the stall you planned to use is occupied
Kisses me off when I want to use the handicapped stall and some stupid cripple is in there
Posted on 6/11/25 at 10:34 am to CAD703X
Damn what a nightmare
Posted on 6/11/25 at 10:35 am to jclem11
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quote: was on a road trip one time and had projectile diahrea in the cracker barrel bathroom and some black dude kept banging on the door and i was like 'I'M IN HERE' and he went and got the damn manager with a ladder and he peeked over the top of the stall at me.
This is why I come to the OT-L everyday. I could scroll through reels trying to find funny comedians or just come here for the laughs.
Posted on 6/11/25 at 10:48 am to Clyde Tipton
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Now, I've got the "Oh no. Ease it out. Please don't let me lay a whopper plopper."
I never try to ease it out. Let that shite fly, I want to out gun anyone else in there.
The worse feeling in the world is going into an empty restroom, taking the seat, and it’s warm. Dang it that sucks.
Posted on 6/11/25 at 11:07 am to terd ferguson
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Kisses me off when I want to use the handicapped stall and some stupid cripple is in there
This made me LOL!
Posted on 6/11/25 at 11:20 am to sidewalkside
This is an opportunity to prove your dominance.
Occupy the other stall and let it rip. Let's see who's who.
Occupy the other stall and let it rip. Let's see who's who.
Posted on 6/11/25 at 11:37 am to upgrayedd
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Only acceptable use of the stall is to piss if the urinal is taken
This. There's at least one SOB on my floor that likes to piss in the toilet in a completely empty bathroom with two urinals in it. Always, always, leaves a little something on the floor and on the rim. It's 7AM, a-hole, there are fewer than five dudes on this floor at work. Nobody is going to see your degenerate willy at the urinal with a privacy divider.
Posted on 6/11/25 at 11:39 am to sidewalkside
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feel the need to go fake wash their hands then walk back out? Or fake blow their nose and walk back out?
Just turn around and go to another floor. I can't see you. You can't see me. Why this urge to act like that's what you came in there for? We both know you came in to take your morning dump but the stall was occupied. No need to act like you came in there for something else.
Just identify as a female and use the women's restroom....
Posted on 6/11/25 at 11:49 am to CAD703X
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was on a road trip one time and had projectile diahrea in the cracker barrel bathroom and some black dude kept banging on the door and i was like 'I'M IN HERE' and he went and got the damn manager with a ladder and he peeked over the top of the stall at me.
i was like WTF dude? if i didn't have to be in here i wouldnt be.
This is hilarious.
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