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re: Ellie Kemper Kohl’s MILF

Posted on 4/16/26 at 10:49 am to
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
59132 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 10:49 am to
quote:

She'll always be Erin to me


For me she'll always be Kimmy Schmidt.

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74703 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 10:49 am to
quote:

She’s hot and her family is supper rich
As opposed to brunch?
Posted by bayouteche
The Beaches of Wham Brake
Member since Nov 2012
1825 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 11:07 am to
This!

She hides them well for no reason at all!

Show em!
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
21912 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 11:15 am to
Would let her give me a super dry bj.
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8333 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 11:19 am to
quote:

She’s always trying to hide those sweater puppies, but I know they are there.


Not bad at all!


Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50563 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 11:21 am to
quote:

She looks much older than 45 but was cute back in the day.

Fact that she's 45 honestly takes her up a notch for me.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
16890 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

She'll always be the teeth blowjob lady to me


from Derrick comedy? That's the same gal?
Posted by lsutigersFTW
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2008
7905 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 12:57 pm to
I’d pass. She never did it for me and especially now that face is showing serious signs of aging
This post was edited on 4/16/26 at 12:58 pm
Posted by Cold Cous Cous
Bucktown, La.
Member since Oct 2003
15360 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 1:13 pm to
You see hotter 45 year olds at any Thursday night PTA meeting in the JP
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
12249 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 12:17 am to
She's an example of why a chick's voice is a thing for me
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
1933 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 1:00 am to
She’s from a very wealthy family that basically owned Kansas City. Her great grandfather started a large bank and they’re most known for Kemper Insurance. As in the Kemper Open that was a staple in the PGA Tour long ago.

But if you look closely, she doesn’t not look that good in that commercial. She looks like she just woke up.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476123 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 6:29 am to
quote:

from Derrick comedy? That's the same gal?


Yes

Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
17654 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 6:31 am to
That’s a big load of “meh”.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31519 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 6:32 am to
quote:

She looks much older than 45



huh?
Posted by Jmcc64
alabama
Member since Apr 2021
2151 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 6:44 am to
quote:

But if you look closely, she doesn’t not look that good in that commercial. She looks like she just woke up


right. the makeup dept. didn't do her any favors, that's for sure. hair looks bad
Posted by StansberryRules
Member since Aug 2024
5133 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 6:57 am to
She's very pretty and quite funny for a girl, also has a natural likeability.

Yes she's starting to show her age a tad but be thankful shes not succumb to all that hideous plastic surgery which is much worse. She looks perfectly fine for her age.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33435 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 7:01 am to
Who dis?
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
40804 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 7:01 am to
Now that I know she's part of the Kemper fortune, she's a 10.
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
27158 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 7:28 am to
quote:

her family is supper rich

Meanwhile, Kohl’s is dressing her in cheap clothes to market to the masses. Clownworld.
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
23886 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:11 am to
quote:

As opposed to brunch?


lol. Leaving it up because it’s funny
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