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re: Dumbest thing your gf/wife has said
Posted on 9/1/18 at 10:55 am to ourkansastigah
Posted on 9/1/18 at 10:55 am to ourkansastigah
“Does Waffle House even have waffles?”
Posted on 9/1/18 at 10:57 am to the paradigm
I'm going to the store. You need beer?
Posted on 9/1/18 at 11:03 am to bayou choupique
I told mine to shut up at about 8 last night when she was bitching at me for something stupid, so I’ve been getting the silent treatment since then. So I’m good in the dumb statement department.
Posted on 9/1/18 at 11:27 am to ourkansastigah
How do you say burrito in Spanish?
Posted on 9/1/18 at 11:33 am to dsloane
Call my wife and tell her to pick up some milk while she is out, her response, "I don't know why you always want milk, half the time it sits in the fridge until it collaborates"
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Posted on 9/1/18 at 11:37 am to ourkansastigah
Had one say she was going to use buckshot for hunting doves. I suggested birdshot instead and she said it was the same thing.
Posted on 9/1/18 at 11:48 am to LSU Coyote
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This post was edited on 9/25/18 at 9:28 pm
Posted on 9/1/18 at 11:59 am to ourkansastigah
Why do I need to rotate the tires? I rotate them every time I drive....
Posted on 9/1/18 at 12:08 pm to ourkansastigah
“The U.S. Open. Is that one in the United States?”
Me eyes WIDE open
“The U.S. Open??? Yeaaaaa.”
She immediately caught it and felt like a goofball.
Me eyes WIDE open
“The U.S. Open??? Yeaaaaa.”
She immediately caught it and felt like a goofball.
Posted on 9/1/18 at 12:08 pm to ourkansastigah
Her laptop screen saver was clearly a space shuttle launch from a distance.
She thought it was a lightning strike.
She thought it was a lightning strike.
Posted on 9/1/18 at 12:21 pm to ourkansastigah
An ex of mine got mad, and stayed mad at me for over 2 weeks because------get this------she had a dream one night that I was messing around on her.
I shite you not.
I shite you not.
Posted on 9/1/18 at 12:25 pm to ourkansastigah
Couldnt understand why other countries dont celebrate July 4th
Posted on 9/1/18 at 12:33 pm to ourkansastigah
She asked "Who is that good black basketball player?"
Posted on 9/1/18 at 12:35 pm to ourkansastigah
I had mine believing my truck had a remote start on it that was a 1990s clapper. I'd hit the button on the keyfob in my pocket, and then clap my hands in weird patterns, and the truck would start. This went on for four months, until I finally put the keyfob in front of her face and pressed the start button. Her mind was blown
Posted on 9/1/18 at 12:37 pm to gumbo2176
me and the SO like to do collaborative retarded things
in the middle of drunken sex with the SO
towards the scene with the bottle rockets bursting
she says just go, so I just did, felt amazing
wake up next day...she says she cant remember how everything concluded...I told her what happened
$50 and about 2 weeks of overwhelming hormones later...I instantly regret my drunken stupid decision because of something stupid she said that drunken me took at face value.
also drunk me is a stupid arsehole.
in the middle of drunken sex with the SO
towards the scene with the bottle rockets bursting
she says just go, so I just did, felt amazing
wake up next day...she says she cant remember how everything concluded...I told her what happened
$50 and about 2 weeks of overwhelming hormones later...I instantly regret my drunken stupid decision because of something stupid she said that drunken me took at face value.
also drunk me is a stupid arsehole.
Posted on 9/1/18 at 12:49 pm to okietiger
I read these outl loud to my SO, we now both have tears rolling down our faces.
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Posted on 9/1/18 at 12:51 pm to Hammertime
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Hammertime
Evil but funny
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