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re: Dumbest thing your gf/wife has said
Posted on 9/1/18 at 5:14 pm to ourkansastigah
Posted on 9/1/18 at 5:14 pm to ourkansastigah
Mrs Füt does OK.
Oscar Wilde’s* line about women having minds like Swiss Cheese might fit in this thread.
*Pole smoker, probably would be a Rice fan if he were around today.
Oscar Wilde’s* line about women having minds like Swiss Cheese might fit in this thread.
*Pole smoker, probably would be a Rice fan if he were around today.
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Posted on 9/1/18 at 5:16 pm to ourkansastigah
Ask her how fast a 4 cylinder would be
Posted on 9/1/18 at 5:38 pm to wickowick
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I had to have her repeat it to make sure I understood her correctly
Those are the best... “wait say that again”
She always knows she said something really dumb if that’s my immediate response
This post was edited on 9/1/18 at 5:39 pm
Posted on 9/1/18 at 5:43 pm to JoePepitone
Was she from Cali?
Posted on 9/1/18 at 6:35 pm to wasteland
You seem fun.
My wife and I have a blast together. I’ve said and done plenty of stupid shite myself.
My wife and I have a blast together. I’ve said and done plenty of stupid shite myself.
Posted on 9/1/18 at 6:35 pm to dsloane
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How do you say burrito in Spanish?
Just asked my gf this and she said “tamale?”
Posted on 9/1/18 at 6:42 pm to Hammertime
Mine has the upfitter switches in the overhead console and I had mine convinced you had to hit them in this elaborate pattern to get the truck to start
Posted on 9/1/18 at 6:54 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
Asked the Ex which way was north one day as we were enjoying the sunset. She pointed up in the air.
Posted on 9/1/18 at 9:28 pm to Simplemaaan
Just the tip. Just for a second.
Posted on 9/1/18 at 9:44 pm to ourkansastigah
Not a gf/wife but a co worker once told me it was “hotter than the South Pole in here” the day the ac went out.
You know because if the North Pole is cold, the South Pole has to be hot right?
You know because if the North Pole is cold, the South Pole has to be hot right?
Posted on 9/1/18 at 9:49 pm to eddieray
We were at the Astros game the other night and my wife asked me what the “wall of numbers” is, you know the one that shows scores around the league...
She thought it was decorations to make it seem like it was back in the old times. She had no idea that they were live game scores
She thought it was decorations to make it seem like it was back in the old times. She had no idea that they were live game scores
Posted on 9/1/18 at 10:05 pm to okietiger
Okie Tiger:
Just read your post and haven't been through the next 3 pages yet, but I've got to ask ... Is your wife hot, rich or both? If she's hot and rich, her quirky worldview is probably quite refreshing
Just read your post and haven't been through the next 3 pages yet, but I've got to ask ... Is your wife hot, rich or both? If she's hot and rich, her quirky worldview is probably quite refreshing
Posted on 9/1/18 at 10:11 pm to ourkansastigah
There was geese in our neighborhood. The next neighborhood over has a lake. There is an 8' wood fence between our neighborhoods.
My wife asked where did they come from. I told they probably stay at the lake in next neighborhood.
She asked me, "How did they get over the fence?"
I replied without missing a beat, "They burrow under!"
My wife asked where did they come from. I told they probably stay at the lake in next neighborhood.
She asked me, "How did they get over the fence?"
I replied without missing a beat, "They burrow under!"
This post was edited on 9/1/18 at 11:56 pm
Posted on 9/1/18 at 10:12 pm to theantiquetiger
Old gf once asked “what’s in the inside of a French fry”
Posted on 9/1/18 at 10:26 pm to Simplemaaan
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Asked the Ex which way was north one day as we were enjoying the sunset. She pointed up in the air.
She's right for magnetic North.
Posted on 9/1/18 at 10:28 pm to Pectus
My wife knows everydamnthing, period so nothing she ever says is dumb..............................................
Posted on 9/1/18 at 11:00 pm to Rize
Wide argued with me she was only 2 months younger than me (Oct v. Dec) even though I was born a year earlier.
Took a while to convince her it was 14 months not 2. In fairness she has got me on some dumbass comments too.
Took a while to convince her it was 14 months not 2. In fairness she has got me on some dumbass comments too.
Posted on 9/1/18 at 11:09 pm to ourkansastigah
Got a little metal tin of cookies mailed to the house from a equipment dealer. Its August and the FedEx guy leaves it on the porch. My wife bring them in and take a big bite out of one and says " wow these are fresh, they are still hot"
She really thought they were fresh out the oven and the FedEx guy hauled arse straight to the house.
She really thought they were fresh out the oven and the FedEx guy hauled arse straight to the house.
Posted on 9/1/18 at 11:10 pm to ourkansastigah
This isn’t an account of my wife or SO. But, right after the 2016 flood the family was talking about insurance rates increasing. I mentioned that I heard on the news that insurance carriers were bumping 1,000 year flood events to 300 year occurrences. My mother-in-law chimes in: “yeah right, like people live 300 years.”
Posted on 9/1/18 at 11:12 pm to TheDeathValley
“Hindsight is fifty-fifty.”
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