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re: Do you hover when you use the bathroom?
Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:59 pm to tigergirl10
Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:59 pm to tigergirl10
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I’m a woman and never heard of this
Because you aren’t a woman and men don’t do this
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Posted on 1/19/22 at 9:01 pm to mikelbr
The older I get the more care I have to take not to piss on my balls
Old saggy balls are real. Talking pendulums
Old saggy balls are real. Talking pendulums
Posted on 1/19/22 at 9:03 pm to upgrayedd
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Stand on the seat and squat like a normal person.
I know a chick that does this, seems like a risky proposition.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 9:03 pm to fr33manator
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Old saggy balls are real. Talking pendulums
Paw paw balls ftw. Can't do doggystyle because you'd set off a tsunami warning.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 9:11 pm to cbree88
I once had opiate withdrawal shits hit me like a ton of bricks out drinking at a little dive bar in Houma called brick house. I ran into a packed bathroom and tried to do some hover shite over this nasty arse toilet and completely whiffed and somehow painted the back wall. I left the bartenders a generous tip on my tab.
So I’m 0 for 1 on the hover. May have to give it another whirl one day to get my batting average up to .500
So I’m 0 for 1 on the hover. May have to give it another whirl one day to get my batting average up to .500
Posted on 1/19/22 at 9:13 pm to cbree88
No, but I make Chewbacca sounds when I’m taking a dump
Posted on 1/19/22 at 9:17 pm to SaintlyTiger88
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Don’t really like the toilet seat paper covers.
Those are very frustrating to set up if the pot has auto flush. And hovering causes a ton of splashback, which is 100X grosser than sitting down.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 9:17 pm to fr33manator
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Old saggy balls are real. Talking pendulums
I literally laugh out loud in the stall when that happens. Never in a million years did I think I'd be wiping my balls after pooping.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 9:20 pm to cbree88
No one is munching on my butt cheeks, so who cares if that hair and flesh and more hair touches dirty porcelain…
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:22 pm to cbree88
frick ALL of this shite (literally).
I’m in and out of the plants so much, I’ve learned to shite anywhere at anytime. When I have to go, the only thing crossing my mind is how to get my damned FR coveralls off before I shite in them.
There is 0 time left to worry about what’s on the toilet seat.
I’m in and out of the plants so much, I’ve learned to shite anywhere at anytime. When I have to go, the only thing crossing my mind is how to get my damned FR coveralls off before I shite in them.
There is 0 time left to worry about what’s on the toilet seat.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:29 pm to cbree88
quote:I have no idea why, maybe because my mouth tastes like metal, fresh over covid and I needed a laugh but this made me
I already knew that women like to do this to avoid touching the toilet seat. Today I heard a dude saying that he does the same thing.
Seems kind of gay to me. Also, it seems like an easy way to get piss and shite all over, just like the women do.
And BTW when women hover it shows she is in shape. It is hard to do and we don't get piss n shite everywhere.
This post was edited on 1/19/22 at 10:33 pm
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:35 pm to cbree88
I never hovered to do the number 2. that is sick.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:57 pm to cbree88
frick everyone that hovers. You are the mother frickers that spray paint public toilets, pile toilet paper up so much that the fricking toilet overflows, and God only knows how your spray paint diarrhea ends up on the fricking walls. Yes, frick all of you. If you’re gonna hover, just open the fricking tank and pull an Upper Decker.
Posted on 1/20/22 at 1:29 am to cbree88
I try like hell not to have to do number 2 in a public restroom- if absolutely necessary I wipe the seat a few times then sit.
Posted on 1/20/22 at 1:41 am to tigergirl10
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I’m a woman and never heard of this.
Posted on 1/20/22 at 5:44 am to upgrayedd
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Stand on the seat and squat like a normal Indian.
FIFY
Working in IT, I’ve seen shoe tread marks on toilet seats a few times. If you’re used to squatting over a hole in the floor in your home country, makes sense to do the same on a toilet.
Posted on 1/20/22 at 5:48 am to Dustydubs
This. But also put extra paper in water before dropping so backsplash doesn't occur. Soft landing
Posted on 1/20/22 at 7:13 am to cbree88
I go bare arse to seat. If I can't reasonably do that, ill find another spot
Posted on 1/20/22 at 7:25 am to cbree88
I’m a mechanic, some of these customer cars I have to work on are WAY nastier than any public toilet seat … so honestly, when I have to drop a deuce I don’t really care where I am, I go to the bathroom, drop em’ and sit and scroll through TD for 10ish mins… hell I’m making this post now, where you think I’m at? Public bathroom at work dropping the browns off at the super bowl
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