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Do you hover when you use the bathroom?
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:07 pm
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:07 pm
I already knew that women like to do this to avoid touching the toilet seat. Today I heard a dude saying that he does the same thing.
Seems kind of gay to me. Also, it seems like an easy way to get piss and shite all over, just like the women do.
Seems kind of gay to me. Also, it seems like an easy way to get piss and shite all over, just like the women do.
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Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:09 pm to cbree88
If I'm taking a shite in a public restroom it is because I've reached the point of no return. There is never any time for this "hovering" nonsense.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:14 pm to cbree88
Ain’t no way I’m putting my bare arse on a piss soaked public toilet seat.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:19 pm to cbree88
quote:I’m a woman and never heard of this.
I already knew that women like to do this to avoid touching the toilet seat
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:20 pm to Chief Hinge
People put their arse cheeks on public toilets? That’s fricking disgusting.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:21 pm to cbree88
Stand on the seat and squat like a normal person.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:22 pm to cbree88
No. If I question the seat but need to sh!t I’ll put toilet paper down if there aren’t any of those paper seat protectors.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:22 pm to cbree88
there is a skill involved
it's a hover craft
it's a hover craft
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:23 pm to cbree88
If possible, I just use a disinfectant wipe on the seat before sitting, but obviously that is not always an option. Don’t really like the toilet seat paper covers. I’ve never hovered over the seat, but agree with OP in that it could potentially be a messy situation.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:23 pm to LegendInMyMind
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If I'm taking a shite in a public restroom it is because I've reached the point of no return. There is never any time for this "hovering" nonsense.
Seems like it would be uncomfortable trying to scroll TD for 15 minutes too.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:24 pm to cbree88
No. Just use the unlimited amount of horrible thin TP to wipe down the seat and then enjoy
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:24 pm to cbree88
I will and have shite on side of the road before I have to hover.
Have used many socks to wipe my arse. Old duck blind standby.
Have used many socks to wipe my arse. Old duck blind standby.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:24 pm to fallguy_1978
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Seems like it would be uncomfortable trying to scroll TD for 15 minutes too.
This guy gets it.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:27 pm to SaintlyTiger88
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just use a disinfectant wipe on the seat before sitting,
you carry disinfectant wipes with you?
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:28 pm to WinnPtiger
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you carry disinfectant wipes with you?
In his murse, of course.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:35 pm to tigergirl10
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I’m a woman and never heard of this.
You’re fricking infected
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:36 pm to cbree88
My body has some homing beacon built into my colon.
I only ever get the urge to shite within a mile of my house. I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve shite in public, and none of those times afforded me the opportunity to consider not planting my arse onto that porcelain
I only ever get the urge to shite within a mile of my house. I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve shite in public, and none of those times afforded me the opportunity to consider not planting my arse onto that porcelain
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:38 pm to Chief Hinge
I knew this was a thing for women. At a former somewhat known BR company, the women always had to have meetings about basic bathroom courtesy. Apparently the old hover move was leading to alot of accidents that were just left there.
Never knew so many guys are germophobes though.
Never knew so many guys are germophobes though.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:42 pm to jdd48
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This post was edited on 1/19/22 at 7:43 pm
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:43 pm to cbree88
In last resort scenarios, use the TP to cover the seat. If the seat is too bad for that, I'd probably just lean against the wall and shite on the floor. I'm too old for any hover bullshite
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