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re: Do you have more people than toilets in your house?

Posted on 12/3/20 at 11:13 pm to
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
9603 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 11:13 pm to
As long as there are the outdoors, men have plenty of toilets.
Posted by ClampClampington
Nebraska
Member since Jun 2017
4031 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 11:25 pm to
Two 1/2 toilets for 2. One on the top level and one in the basement. Wall in the hall connecting the garage to mudroom has a urinal. I love it, she thinks it's trashy.


Ok, it's a little trashy. I didn't put the urinal in, but I'm not going to take it out.

This post was edited on 12/3/20 at 11:30 pm
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33098 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 11:37 pm to
We each have our own bathroom.
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
21448 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 11:41 pm to
Nope. 5 people and 7 toilets. Plus one is a baby. That being said, it wasn’t too long ago where we only had one toilet.
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 12/4/20 at 3:33 am to
Nope. We have 6 toilets and 4 people. I grew up with sharing one bathroom between four kids and since the day I moved out I’ve never had less than my own toilet to use at my disposal, pun intended
Posted by Misnomer
Member since Apr 2020
3672 posts
Posted on 12/4/20 at 3:52 am to
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but is no one concerned about people having to poo at the same time?


8 people and two terlets is only a problem if 3 of them have to poo at the same time, and the slowest one running can’t hold it. That’s really quite rare.
Posted by hobotiger
Asbury Park, NJ
Member since Nov 2007
5358 posts
Posted on 12/4/20 at 5:09 am to
3 toilets, 2 people. No issues.

Growing up, 4 people one toilet
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 12/4/20 at 5:15 am to
I feel like you should be able to hold it until one frees up
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17322 posts
Posted on 12/4/20 at 5:35 am to
Technically no but usually yes.

I have 4 daughters ranging from 18-23.

They are all still dependents as they are finishing up school. They have all been volleyball players and all seem to hangout in groups of girls. As they have graduated high school, they all got into fitness competitions and always have girls spending the night in our home. They work out all the time and they are always using the showers and hanging out in the bathrooms. I swear that I have a shower running at all times in my home. And they are always talking and laughing so loud in the bathroom with the water running - it’s like there is more than one girl in the shower at a time.

I don’t have a toilet problem. I have too many showering girls in my house at a time problem. Anyone got an answer for that dilemma?





Now for the actual truth: 4 toilets and 3 people.
Posted by RexKramer
Chicago
Member since Nov 2020
411 posts
Posted on 12/4/20 at 5:57 am to
I see what you did there, depends!
Posted by BrotherEsau
Member since Aug 2011
3590 posts
Posted on 12/4/20 at 6:00 am to
Friend and his wife bought their first house - with only one bathroom. They returned home one night after a lengthy evening of drinking and eating crawfish- completely shite faced. Wife goes to take a shite, but friend has to really really shite even worse. tries to hold off, gives up, picks lock, walks in, drops his pants and explodes all over the bathtub.

She was like What the frick?!?!

he was like, hey better than shitting my pants.
Posted by BrotherEsau
Member since Aug 2011
3590 posts
Posted on 12/4/20 at 6:03 am to
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hanging out in the bathroom


quote:

And they are always talking and laughing so loud in the bathroom with the water running - it’s like there is more than one girl in the shower at a time.


so, basically, you got the shower scene from Porky's?
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34082 posts
Posted on 12/4/20 at 6:10 am to
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Why do you have 5 toilets?


Because he can
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135905 posts
Posted on 12/4/20 at 6:15 am to
Nope, 2 people 4 toilets
Posted by Trump_Hands
P-Ville LA
Member since Sep 2019
229 posts
Posted on 12/4/20 at 6:24 am to
5 in my house if you count the dog, only 1 member other than me uses the 3 toilets
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
11504 posts
Posted on 12/4/20 at 6:31 am to
I know someone that designed an apartment and it had 3 bathrooms and one bedroom. He also wanted a TV in every room including 2 of the 3 bathrooms. In one of them, by the time furnishings and shower walls were built you wouldn’t be able to see the TV while taking a shower or bath. In the other, the TV ended up right on top the toilet.

Made absolutely zero sense.

Don’t get me started on the wiring. I am having PTSD flashbacks trying to make sense of that entire layout and wiring and need for speakers.
Posted by LSUfan20005
Member since Sep 2012
9137 posts
Posted on 12/4/20 at 6:32 am to
Hypothetically, if four people were to flush shits simultaneously, could the waste line handle the volume?
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17623 posts
Posted on 12/4/20 at 6:34 am to
4ppl, 4 toilets
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 12/4/20 at 6:38 am to
7 toilets, but more importantly, a big enough back yard.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100398 posts
Posted on 12/4/20 at 7:59 am to
quote:

house. I have 5 toilets and 4 people, but not enough toilets. WTF. Somehow they always want the only one I'm on. Other than the wife(no pics), the others are 11 and 4.


You need to man up and make it clear one of those is your bathroom and yours only
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