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Location:Cat Spring, Texas
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I was sitting here going, isn’t it ironic that sidewalk is posting this shite?!?

re: 2026 Spring Garden Thread

Posted by Mr Sausage on 4/13/26 at 8:28 am to
I saw the orange and black winged bringer of death yesterday evening on a squash plant after our storms moved through.
Much like I downvote goobers that bring Texags quotes over here, I will do the same to you.

re: Exuma June Recommendations

Posted by Mr Sausage on 4/12/26 at 9:08 am to
Thanks for posing this OP. We’re going in July for a week. Have a house rented just south of the lazy river cut on Little Exuma. The teens will be able to wade/paddle over to it.

re: 2026 Spring Garden Thread

Posted by Mr Sausage on 4/6/26 at 9:08 pm to
I put all the onions upside down on a wire rack with a fan blowing on them until the tops all shrivel up. Then I cut the tops, the roots, and scrub the dirt off.

re: 2026 Spring Garden Thread

Posted by Mr Sausage on 4/6/26 at 8:07 pm to
Some reds and whites are falling over. I planted Thanksgiving week so I’m past 110 days and don’t want to keep feeding the pocket gophers.

re: Snake Boosts or Gaiters

Posted by Mr Sausage on 4/4/26 at 2:34 pm to
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Danner Sharptail boots


I’ve had mine for 4 years now and love them. I can walk all day in them. They aren’t cheap but they have held up well.

re: Friday SEC Baseball

Posted by Mr Sausage on 4/3/26 at 9:19 pm to
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Rrrrroger


I can’t help you are a fricktard.

re: Friday SEC Baseball

Posted by Mr Sausage on 4/3/26 at 9:11 pm to
I love doing that.

re: Friday SEC Baseball

Posted by Mr Sausage on 4/3/26 at 8:58 am to
Better get that contract extension going.
Our last trip 2 yrs ago, we were in Cruz and the power went out. Imagine that. The only thing Woody’s could cook was boiled shrimp. They were some of the best flavored boiled shrimp. Not dusted post boil also. Never would have considered ordering that before the.

re: Friday SEC Baseball

Posted by Mr Sausage on 4/3/26 at 7:57 am to
Can’t wait to see what kind of mind blowing stats this A&M pitching staff drops in a double header today! The Earley Era is going smooth.

re: St John USVI - mid April

Posted by Mr Sausage on 4/2/26 at 7:53 am to
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We may keep two nights 'free' to wander and stroll in to La Tapa or somewhere casual like High Tide or Longboard


we do this alot. Clean up from the beach early, and just bop from place to place having a drink and an appetizer.

re: 2026 Spring Garden Thread

Posted by Mr Sausage on 4/2/26 at 7:50 am to
I'll trade you squash borers for whatever critter is coming in and eating the bottoms off 2 onions a night right now.

re: 2026 Spring Garden Thread

Posted by Mr Sausage on 3/31/26 at 12:54 pm to
they are like beetlejuice. dont say their name.

re: St John USVI - mid April

Posted by Mr Sausage on 3/29/26 at 9:57 pm to
Reserve a lobster at Johnny Lime’s. They put them in the smoker and they are fantastic.

re: 2026 Spring Garden Thread

Posted by Mr Sausage on 3/29/26 at 9:54 pm to
No cukes but our tomatoes, peppers, and potatoes have rebounded. Ended up losing a few peppers but most started leafing back out surprisingly. They looked stripped from the ridiculous wind we got. My son and I finished filling our 2 raised beds for cut flowers for Mrs. Sausage. Thank the Lord I filled them up 3/4 with all the weeds I pulled, winter clippings, and a chopped chinaberry tree. It took 20 bags of mulch and 16 bags of garden soil to top them off. Dahlia tubers went in one. Will rub irrigation to them next weekend.

re: Back To Back

Posted by Mr Sausage on 3/29/26 at 9:49 pm to
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an aggie calling someone a liar is rich, very rich.


Why?

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Tell us all again how anm isn't a cult?


Why don’t you tell us how is it?

Dumbass.

re: Back To Back

Posted by Mr Sausage on 3/29/26 at 11:40 am to
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