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Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:25 am to goofball
The Official Vehicle of NOLA East
Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:26 am to member12
Best don't matter. Just get one that records. Also GPS and speed data work against you.
Just get one that is 1080 p or 4k uses SD card and is auto on and off.
I have no brand loyalty I get a different one every time.
Just get one that is 1080 p or 4k uses SD card and is auto on and off.
I have no brand loyalty I get a different one every time.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:26 am to goofball
Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:31 am to lsufan1971
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My advice to him was to tell his kid go to After hours and complain of lower back and proceed to the nearest lawyer
Well that wont help when she has shite insurance
Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:35 am to dewster
My mom bought an Altima years ago I think it was in 2006. Kept it 6 months, hit a raccoon and it caused 4k in damage. Traded it in on a Tahoe. And they do not hold value at all
Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:42 am to member12
They forgot “pink monogrammed initials” on back glass
Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:46 am to deltaland
Back in the day, when I was young and stupid, I bought an Altima thinking they were good cars. I had issues with it almost immediately.
Boy I was clueless.
Boy I was clueless.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:49 am to goofball
Well, I’m 70 and drive a white Altima that is basically a grocery getter and an a 35-45 mpg vehicle. And, every other driver of an Altima that I see is some middle aged woman, teenage girl, or a fossil like myself. I’m ok with that though. 
Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:53 am to goofball
That plastic stuff is optional. I don’t understand why this is so confusing for people.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:54 am to Chimlim
Just sent the meme from last page to a good friend of mine who drives an Altima as a beater car
Thought he would laugh but he got offended and said “only reason my bumper is messed up is because you backed into it drunk”
I said yes but point is that was 5 years ago, I gave you cash to fix it, and it’s still broken
Thought he would laugh but he got offended and said “only reason my bumper is messed up is because you backed into it drunk”
I said yes but point is that was 5 years ago, I gave you cash to fix it, and it’s still broken
Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:59 am to goofball
A few years ago my family and I got to witness an Altima fricking around on the Highrise. It almost clipped a car changing lanes, tried to avoid, lost control and slammed into the guardrail.
My wife exclaims "Oh my God! Why was he driving like that?!?!"
"Altimas honey. Altimas."
My wife exclaims "Oh my God! Why was he driving like that?!?!"
"Altimas honey. Altimas."
Posted on 3/2/23 at 10:02 am to goofball
I love my Nissan Versa.
It's stock, with no automatic windows. I get an oil change 2x/year and have put about 35k miles on it in 5 or so years.
I'm not a big believer in driving expensive vehicles because I'm not worried about myself, I'm worried about the other dumbasses on the road who would ruin my investment. I care far more about having a nice house with land than I do about having a nice car.
It's stock, with no automatic windows. I get an oil change 2x/year and have put about 35k miles on it in 5 or so years.
I'm not a big believer in driving expensive vehicles because I'm not worried about myself, I'm worried about the other dumbasses on the road who would ruin my investment. I care far more about having a nice house with land than I do about having a nice car.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 10:07 am to Teufelhunden
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Well considering that it's predominately driven by teenage girls
Nice try dipshit
Posted on 3/2/23 at 10:14 am to goofball
LOL. I'm loving this thread. My son just turned 16 and we just bought him a used Altima.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 10:20 am to member12
The Altima thing also applies to North MS.
Had one that was beat to shite come off an exit off the interstate. Spend 2 seconds in the right lane.. and said “naw.. frick this” and proceeded to come over into the left lane even though I was there.
I moved over to let this moron off the exit, no one was in the right lane, but they determined that they wanted in the left. And it was pouring rain.
I two footed the brake and the anti locks, AWD, and anti skid on the G37 did their thing. The dumbass missed my front bumper by paper sheet thickness lengths. To this day I don’t think the dumbass even saw me.
Had one that was beat to shite come off an exit off the interstate. Spend 2 seconds in the right lane.. and said “naw.. frick this” and proceeded to come over into the left lane even though I was there.
I moved over to let this moron off the exit, no one was in the right lane, but they determined that they wanted in the left. And it was pouring rain.
I two footed the brake and the anti locks, AWD, and anti skid on the G37 did their thing. The dumbass missed my front bumper by paper sheet thickness lengths. To this day I don’t think the dumbass even saw me.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 10:27 am to Napoleon
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Nissan have to be the ghetto staple car. Because of this I didn't even consider Nissan when looking for vehicles.
The former, now disgraced, Nissan CEO Carlos Ghosn put high emphasis on two things: 1) drastic cost cutting and 2) making up balance sheet shortcomings by pushing sales to fleet and rental companies.
The results: the market is flooded with very cheaply made used Nissan sedans that your low income demographics will swarm to.
They don’t give a shite about their cars hence why many are missing bumpers.
This is also the reason why the cost of insurance on Nissans in particular is much higher than industry average. So when you see a Nissan, avoid it. Bad drivers who don’t give a damn, and who carry state minimum coverage (if any).
Posted on 3/2/23 at 10:40 am to goofball
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Do all Nissan Altima's come from the factory with collision damage?
90% of them are owned by young women or first time drives so..........
Posted on 3/2/23 at 10:43 am to lsufan1971
Is it hit and run when you flee on foot then return to the scene to harass the other party?
Posted on 3/2/23 at 10:44 am to dewster
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At this point the value of used Altimas must have cratered. I can't imagine it's easy finding a used one that was well maintained, with detailed service records and no history of collisions.
It’s funny you say this as we took in one last night that is mint with 127K on it and one owner with zero accidents
they are definitely a rare find without a couple of accidents or body damage and terrible maintenance history attached, this one won’t last a day. 
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