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Do all Nissan Altima's come from the factory with collision damage?

Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:21 am
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16904 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:21 am
Or do Nissan Altima drivers really suck that badly....and also drive without insurance?

It's astounding how many of these cars have collision damage, yet still somehow are able to maintain speeds of 80+ mph on the shoulder.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120550 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:23 am to
People that annoy you and also cant drive
Posted by Teufelhunden
Galvez, LA
Member since Feb 2005
5592 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:24 am to
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do Nissan Altima drivers really suck that badly


Well considering that it's predominately driven by teenage girls...
Posted by frequent flyer
USA
Member since Jul 2021
2999 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:24 am to
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It's astounding how many of these cars have collision damage, yet still somehow are able to maintain speeds of 80+ mph on the shoulder.


Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32127 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:25 am to
Some Altima driving happened here....


Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69268 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:26 am to
I notice this daily. Also Sentras.

Nissan have to be the ghetto staple car.
Because of this I didn't even consider Nissan when looking for vehicles.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
14006 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:26 am to
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32127 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:28 am to
quote:

Nissan have to be the ghetto staple car.



It's become a main part of the entitled queen starter pack.

So many are under insured or uninsured. Usually they are bought with sketchy loans to people with bad credit.
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
25416 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:32 am to
If you see an Altima - it's almost a guarantee that they are either doing something dangerously foolish or they are about to.

At this point the value of used Altimas must have cratered. I can't imagine it's easy finding a used one that was well maintained, with detailed service records and no history of collisions.
Posted by Tigersfan
Member since Feb 2006
2644 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:36 am to
I had to rent one of these things this past weekend in Austin. It was fricking terrible. Never again. I’ll Uber everywhere necessary.
Posted by 427Nova
Member since Sep 2022
1722 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:37 am to
Well, I had one doing 100 mph down interstate by me with the fender 1/2 way off and the rear end tail lights busted. Most people were doing 80 mph and she flew by us switching lanes like Indy 500. Everyone I see that is damaged is usually driving like a bat out of hell.
This post was edited on 3/2/23 at 8:38 am
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:39 am to
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f you see an Altima - it's almost a guarantee that they are either doing something dangerously foolish or they are about to.



Every single morning on I10 & I12 in BR. You can add Dodge Chargers to the list as well.
Posted by tadman
Member since Jun 2020
3865 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:48 am to
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Every single morning on I10 & I12 in BR. You can add Dodge Chargers to the list as well.


Don't forget the twin span. I think they have teams or something, like Nissan versus Charger. Gotta settle the score daily.

Basically I-10 is like Cocaine Bear. It makes drivers do all kinds of dumb stuff. Fast in the slow lane, slow in the fast lane, defy physics, go sideways...

They should just burn I-10.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69268 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:49 am to
Every day I'll drive on interstate. Speeding maybe 80 in a 60 and it of no where I'll get an Altima on me. I move over they move over. I realize they don't want to pass they want to stay with me. I decide to tuck into right lane and slow down to let them go.
They drive off plastic under the bumpers flapping in the wind audibly.
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
25416 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:50 am to
quote:

Don't forget the twin span. I think they have teams or something, like Nissan versus Charger. Gotta settle the score daily.

Basically I-10 is like Cocaine Bear. It makes drivers do all kinds of dumb stuff. Fast in the slow lane, slow in the fast lane, defy physics, go sideways...

They should just burn I-10.



The Altima drivers would be really upset at these words, but they were distracted and didn't notice your post.

The Charger drivers slowed down because they think they saw a cop. And since they have outstanding warrants, they don't want to risk anything.
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
18446 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:50 am to
Good friend of mine 19 yr old son got hit by an Altima in the Wal Mart parking lot in central 2 weeks ago. Woman gets out of the car and runs into the store to to get the owner. The owner wasn't driving when the accident occurred. Two women come out and start cursing him out for calling the police. Long story short she tells her insurance company she doesn't know who was driving her car. My buddy He doesn't know what to do.

My advice to him was to tell his kid go to After hours and complain of lower back and proceed to the nearest lawyer. I got fricked a few years ago when an Altima broadsided my wife's Pilot and the woman's lied. Hit my deductible for $1000 for repairs. frick ghetto Nissan Altima drivers and frick insurance companies.
This post was edited on 3/2/23 at 8:52 am
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69268 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:51 am to
I saw a post the other day with a woman who commented "you're broke. My car note is $700 yours is $250" guy responded "damn Bae, what you drive?"

She said "2014 Altima"


Then hell was it here? Some woman went viral last week for getting an old Ford Escort for $300 a month for 7 years.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69268 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:53 am to
Yes. Exactly this. Let lane moves around 75-80 usually a solid flow. You always have a shite box Nissan driven by a BAP doing 100 with body damage. Knowing they don't even have state minimum on the car.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32127 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:53 am to
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69268 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:55 am to
Dash. Cam. Everyone without one is an idiot.

They are dirt cheap now.
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